Alex Balimwikungu

This prank always looks funny 😂

Obore! I told you they’d find you! How’s it going on your side? 😂

Just move the headquarters of Arsenal Football Club to Uganda 😂😂

Corporate life will teach you that knowing the job is only half the battle. The real skill is staying calm in meetings, reading the room, managing ego, receiving vague feedback, and not replying emails with your real thoughts.

Soon you’ll see Anita Among’s recommendation letters for the following jobs at parliament 1. Mathias Mpuuga-Director Human Resource 2. ⁠Asuman Basalirwa-Parliamentary Permanent Secretary 3. ⁠Esther Afoyochan-Assistant Parliamentary Permanent Secretary 🔜 ⏰

HAPPENING NOW: "Former Spaaker of Parliament @AnitahAmong told me that I should be taken to Butabika because I was criticising her. But I replied that since Butabika and Luzira Prison are on the same road, I will go to Butabika as you head to Luzira," says Akiiki Florence Asiimwe, the Masindi Woman MP. #SwiftUpdates

There’s too much money and then there is Money that’s been found in AAA’s house at Mackinon Road! Three huge bedrooms full of cash isn’t a sight you’ve ever had in life! Uganda is actually a rich country!

All the money that you have failed to find in your pockets, bank accounts, mobile money accounts all your lives has been discovered in Annet Anita Among’s house! All currencies! Oh My Goodness 😳🙌

A house search is being conducted right now at AAA’s house in Kololo. The house in Kigo too is now cordoned off. This is Breaking news!

Gwe you are still surviving because you cant fit in any drone. Naye nebafuna sino truck towona!

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Jennifer Mujungu, Woman MP for Ntoroko District, arrives in Parliament accompanied by her husband, Moses Kalungi, popularly known as Bill Gates. 📸 Ponsiano Nsimbi #MPsSwearingIn2026 #VisionUpdates

Our national inlaw has escorted the dad for swearing in😊

@MwesigyeFranks @mkainerugaba @UgandaMediaCent @Mugabiarts @ChrisOMagezi He cooked. @kasujja is walking his talk.

Gen. @mkainerugaba’s photo taken by @UgandaMediaCent Photographer @Mugabiarts. has been used by over 800,000 whatsapp subscribers as a profile picture in less than an hour. Pure love ❤️

Before and After:

@alexmugasha1 car Bulengwa

In Uganda we have these famous places. Car mokya Car Mpala Car nungu Car Yunga Which other car do you know?

So rich coming from a Manchester United fan.

I didn’t even hear the rest 😂

@WinnieKiiza hang in there. 180 minutes to go

Arsenal will kill my sons.

Arsenal fans live reactions to that West Ham equaliser being DISALLOWED…. [@SkySports]