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Whenever a bank makes a loan, it simultaneously creates a matching deposit in the borrower’s bank account, thereby creating new money. - ''The Bank of England 2014''

@polkastarter Waiting 👀

Some things are worth the wait. Polkastarter is evolving and something valuable is almost here. Stay tuned. 🕖

@Polymarket Headline in 5 years: UK has the most young smokers!

JUST IN: UK officially approves lifetime smoking ban for anyone born after 2008.

@AshCrypto Omega candle has started!

INSANE: Bitcoin pumped over $11,000 in 24 hours, posting its biggest daily gain in history.

@gumsays @DTAPCAP @circle Do they make revenue from volume? Think it’s just the bond interest that they get, which is backing that USDC?

@DTAPCAP @circle How much revenue are they making from all that volume?

So let's get this straight. @circle stock is -80% from its peak 7 months ago. And last year total trading volume of stablecoins was 33 Trillion. Now in Jan alone stables volume was 10T!!! And Usdc was 8T of that...in one month. TAM of stables will be north of 1000T. 🚀

@MrTelecoms @VancityReynolds serious?

Many more celebs will follow and build on World Mobile after this signing. Ecommerce was just the start but influence is now infrastructure. Thank you @VancityReynolds for starting the trend 🙏.

Exclusive: World Mobile has signed a celebrity to launch their own telecom brand. Hundreds of thousands to millions will be onboarded. No crypto learning curve for their subs yet WMTx is the fuel running it all. Details will follow in the coming weeks.

@TheTennisLetter If they didn’t stoped him from playing for a year and a half he would already have min. 27 think about that!

If Jannik and Carlos didn't come around when they did, Novak Djokovic would probably have 30+ slams right now. Think about that.

@MrLeaked_ How did that work out for you 🥲

I’ll never pass on a chance to make $200 in my sleep

@rolandgarros For him age is just a number!

The oldest man ever to reach the Australian Open final (in the Open Era). Ladies and gentlemen, Novak Djokovic ✨ #AO26

Somebody is sewing number 2️⃣5️⃣ on a jacket tonight @Lacoste 🏆

@Jai0xCrypto @AustralianOpen Number 25 is coming 🙏

Got COOKED. What a performance by Djokovic. 38 years of age, didn't come anywhere close to Sinner or Alcaraz the entire 2025. Yet, vintage Novak showed up today and proved me and several others wrong. Hope he takes the @AustralianOpen on Sunday. See you then 👊

@Dexerto The irony is big in this one

Spotify has launched a $13 Trillion joint lawsuit against Anna's Archive Universal, Sony and Warner are also involved in suing the self-described “largest truly open library in human history”

@GlitchesY2K @Awk20000 Clasic out of touch socialist. Tax people richer than me even tho I live in a villa with millions in the bank 🤣

@Awk20000 So millionaire keep the money, but billionaire, then you give most money away. Well, thank God theirs a limit 😂

Pokimane responds to chatter calling her a “moody socialist billionaire” “If u think Im a billionaire u cooky bean..if I ever was..I wouldn’t be a billionaire for more than a day, I would give away most of my money..but I also think thats most ppl”

@CryptoTeluguO @zama Isn’t premarket 0.04?

😂This is how projects fool their community 💥 @zama Binance PRE-TGE event details r out 💵Binance Sale price = $0.05 ✅Exactly like project Told, it is at clearing price 👀But but... 😳Binance users get 100% Bonus allocation 🤷So if u buy 100 $ZAMA u get 200 $ZAMA ⚠️That's clearly $275M FDV 🫠FDV Lesser than what I predicted yesterday 🤷I'm definitely not happy about this, project literally trying to fool community by doing this 🤷They told Binance users will buy at clearing price but giving 100% bonus is unfair & deviates from their own announcement ❌That's the reason I never trust project announcements 💀Many zama OG NFT holders got offended by my yesterday's prediction and attacked me in comments, u can read my yesterday's post n it's comments & my response ☠️Same happened to me when I posted facts about Eclipse - I got attacked by ekols - Eclipse rekt ☠️Same happened to me when I posted Sentient will not give 13% on TGE - attacked by sentenent Kaito & Discord KOLs - at the end they gave 0.58% supply ☠️Now it's zama 🤷I put my point even if it is harsh sometimes.. 🫵What do u think? What zama did is fair or betrayal to community members? Let me know 💙Like 🔁RT

@HJB_News__ Let that sink in: House of Lords is one of the only upper houses in a ''democratic'' country where none of its members are elected by the general public and when appointed they have a life long term

The House of Lords in Britain just voted to BAN people under 18 from using VPNs. And people will need to verify their age with ID or face scan to be allowed to use it. The control state!

@Nithya_Shrii And yet those same people work more than 40h/week even though they are on salaries, make it make sense

Most people don't hate the office. They hate the 2 hours of unpaid travel it costs them every day.

Modern Pharma logic: You give me the money to do the research. 🧪 You pay for my trials so I don't lose a cent. 📉 You buy the product from me at a premium. 🏷️ I keep the $90B+ profit. 🏦 If only my landlord used the same business model. 🙃 #CovidVaccine

@Vancho666_CS @olafkswg @Revolut Exchange for usd from stable coins first (0% fee) and than to EUR

@olafkswg @Revolut What kind of exchange cause crypto for cash is same as always

What the fuck is this @Revolut Scamming your customers in broad daylight 💀

@zachxbt @cecilia_hsueh Probably they get a cut 😛

because MEXC allowed a threat actor deposit / withdraw $12.4M+ of stolen government funds yesterday to MEXC deposit 0x79648e86b9e58fabb896438e2019905fa363a2ee now today as recent as 5 min ago the same threat actor deposited 240+ ETH total to MEXC deposit 0x068C3773609ec31588425ae90d271e3569B78f40

why is crypto in literally every crime movie these days…?

@ManiacFinance @coinbureau @grok And what dose it mean for US?

@coinbureau @grok what does this mean for EU?

🚨THE E.U. SUSPENDS TRADE DEAL WITH U.S. The European Union suspends U.S. trade deal amid Greenland Tariff threat. The deal would have capped U.S. tariffs on most E.U. products at just 15%.