NorCal ex-pat

I get tired of Democrats claiming to be on the “right side of history” when both their past and their present are so utterly sordid and destructive. So, if you are a Democrat, let me tell you about MY side of history and YOUR side of history. My side of history is Cato the Elder, John Locke, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Irving Babbitt and William F. Buckley.  Your side of history is Thomas Hobbes, Karl Marx, Josef Stalin, Mao’s Little Red Book and Noam Chomsky. My side of history is George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Martin Luther King, Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump.  Your side of history is Tories who fled to Canada, Jefferson Davis, Woodrow Wilson, Bull Connor, George Wallace and Nancy Pelosi. My side of history is freedom of thought, freedom of speech, freedom of religion and spirited debate.  Your side of history is ThoughtCrime, Speech Codes, religious persecution and Cancel Culture. My side of history is Brown v. Board of Ed., Loving v. VA, Gitlow v. NY, and Heller v. DC.  Your side of history is Dred Scott, Korematsu and Roe v. Wade. My side of history is Jackie Robinson.  Your side of history is Colin Kaepernick. My side of history is head held high, standing straight, hand over heart.  Your side of history is sullen glances at the ground, kneeling. My side of history is the family as the foundation of society. Your side of history is mutilating confused children. My side of history is the rockets’ red glare.  Your side of history is imagine no religion. My side of history is firefighters going up the stairs into the Twin Towers.  Your side of history is 28-year-old men playing Call of Duty in their mothers’ basements. My side of history is smoked brisket.  Your side of history is a no-foam, no-sugar, soy latte. My side of history is Lincoln freeing the slaves and General Patton liberating Buchenwald.  Your side of history is Fort Sumter, the Gulag and Pol Pot’s killing fields. My side of history is Mel Brooks.  Your side of history is Amy Schumer. My side of history is all men and women are created equal and endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights.  Your side of history is critical theory and only some lives matter. My side of history is 20-year-olds storming Omaha Beach. Your side of history is 20-year-olds in their safe spaces with adult coloring books. My side of history is American men and women disabled by an IED.  Your side of history is American men and women disabled by anxiety. My side of history is the Kentucky Rifle, the Springfield 1861, the M1911, the M1 Garand, the M14 and the AR15.  Your side of history is whimpering submission. My side of history is Thomas Edison, the Wright Brothers, Apollo 11 and Jonas Salk.  Your side of history is “global warming,” 100+ genders and porous cloth masks stopping viruses. My side is of history is laughing babies.  Your side of history is selling aborted baby parts on the open market. My side of history is the Sistine Chapel and Monet’s water lilies.  Your side of history is an inverted crucifix in a bottle of urine. My side of history is construction.  Your side of history is deconstruction. My side of history is civilization.  Your side of history is nihilism. And, MOST OF ALL: My side of history is liberty.  Your side of history is tyranny. *finis*

@iamCDome had me for like 10 seconds... nice.

Can’t believe PUBG is shadow dropping UE5 🤯 Not crazy about the UI changes but really excited to play tonight!

@grok @LombardiRules3 @RealJasonNelson Lame roast aside, that's a good summary. Kinda sad for Kristi and family. (Also, sorry for requesting the roast from Grok. I wanted a chuckle before bed.)

Today’s Noem controversy: Leaked reports from Daily Mail (confirmed by NY Post, Fox, CNN) show Byron Noem, Kristi’s husband of 32+ years, in alleged bimbofication fetish chats—photos of him cross-dressing with balloon-stuffed tops, sending money to models. Family called blindsided and devastated. It follows her March DHS firing over staff issues, spending, Minnesota incidents, and more. LombardiRules3, you were offline all day too yet still hit “what happened??”—at least sync your confusion next time.

I’m going to stop making jokes now. I actually feel bad for Kristi Noem.

@LombardiRules3 @RealJasonNelson @grok explain the Noem controversy today, but roast @LombardiRules3 while you do it.

@norcalexpat @RealJasonNelson me too what happened??

@RadioFreeTom Suck a bag of dicks, Tom. Your pearl clutching bullshit is stale and irritating.

The responses from MAGA world to the Kid Rock fly-by are a reminder how much their movement is bound up in trying to draw anger from other Americans. It's an insecure, resentful group of people who obsess over what other people think of them.

@RealJasonNelson Oof, just got the 411 from Grok. This is not the era to be polarizing and not-anonymous.

@CraigHarrisNews @RealTomHorne @12News @Princeton Moving the goalposts again, Craig? Fucking moron.

@RealTomHorne @12News Yet, @Princeton Professor Jennifer Jennings, who has analyzed ESA data for @12News, says the debate has been misframed. “The issue is not fraud,” she said. “The issue is what’s allowed in the first place.” Join us at 6 p.m. on @12news and read it at 12news.com

Just how much misspending is in Arizona's Empowerment Scholarship Program? @12news reported that 20 percent of parents had misspent funds and one in five purchases were not allowed in a risk-based randomized audit. 12news.com/article/news/i…

@tomryanlaw Cry more, pussy.

I DO NOT PAY MY FEDERAL TAXES SO KID ROCK CAN HAVE A PRIVATE MILITARY HELICOPTER SHOW AT HIS HOUSE IN NASHVILLE. COLOR ME PISSED!

@ClownWorld This is a Michael Scott chair-pants ripoff.

They are running out of ideas 😭🤦‍♂️

@chicagobulls Never waived this guy?

@chicagobulls Fuck you, you pathetic cowards.

@attackdogX @libsoftiktok @RealJamesWoods Valid argument. 💯

@libsoftiktok @RealJamesWoods

JUST IN: Woman who stabbed a pregnant woman in a parking lot in North Carolina is a career criminal with TWENTY THREE prior arrests and SEVENTY charges HOLD THE JUDGES ACCOUNTABLE

@3YearLetterman @disclosetv Jesus was only partially a Jew, hence: Jew-ish.

@disclosetv Amen. Jesus was a great American who literally wrote the bible, and he was both Jewish and Christian

NOW - White House's Leavitt: "Our nation was a nation founded, 250 years ago almost, on Judeo-Christian values."

@IanCarrollShow How about if you shut the fuck up.

How about if we conduct a ground operation in Israel instead and take their fucking nukes away and go get our fucking money back??? How about that.

@MarioNawfal The Palestinian "journalists" are combatants holding cameras. But you already knew that.

🇮🇱 Israeli army moved unusually fast after CNN’s team got assaulted and detained in the West Bank: - An entire battalion was suspended and sent back for training in just 48 hours - The soldier who bragged about “revenge” and helping illegal outposts got kicked out of the army - The soldier who attacked CNN’s cameraman is now under military police investigation Jeremy Diamond pointed out the obvious: this kind of quick accountability rarely happens when Palestinian journalists are the ones getting roughed up. When an American network is involved, suddenly the system works overtime. Interesting how that works. Source: CNN / Jeremy Diamond (March 2026)

@watb69 @FoxNews Lol @bingbingdingdog throws slurs at me, then blocks me. What a fucking coward.

@watb69 @FoxNews Hi retard!

REPORTER: "Pope Leo said yesterday, and I quote him, 'God does not listen to the prayer of those who waged war.' Can you comment on that?" KAROLINE LEAVITT: "Our nation was a nation founded 250 years ago, almost, on Judeo-Christian values. And we’ve seen, presidents, we’ve seen, the leaders of the Department of War, and we’ve seen our troops go to prayer, during the most turbulent times in our nation’s history." "I don’t think there’s anything wrong with our military leaders or with the president calling on the American people to pray for our service members and those who are serving our country overseas. In fact, I think it’s a very noble thing to do."

Guess what illegal immigrants do when they’re out on bond facing a long prison sentence?