Craig the Cool (parody)

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Craig the Cool (parody)

Craig the Cool (parody)

@normalcraig

carpe diem 🤘

Katılım Temmuz 2022
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covfefe killer
covfefe killer@xonoxue·
@normalcraig @CoalPowers Yeah I also never heard it used as a verb like that. Obviously it means “being wasted” but it is an interesting and cool way of constructing the sentence
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𓆩♡𓆪 𝐆𝐰𝐞𝐧
My boyfriend just dropped a bomb about our wedding plans and I'm seeing red. We RSVP'd yes to my friend's wedding months ago. I even had to ask the bride to squeeze him in as my plus-one, which she kindly did. Everything was set. Then his friend's wedding invites dropped (apparently no one told them about save the dates these days) and guess what? Same exact day. Hundreds of miles apart.
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kaisa
kaisa@kaisastreams·
ai data centers are coming for our military LMFAO (: (this is about kings bay navy base in georgia)
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Craig the Cool (parody)
Craig the Cool (parody)@normalcraig·
@NJSimmondsbooks This idea that opening a window makes the inside of a house not hot when it's hot outside is ridiculous. Some sort of placebo situation.
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Natali Simmonds
Natali Simmonds@NJSimmondsbooks·
Non Brits: omg if you're hot just open the window or get an AC unit that goes out of your window. Average British window, which you can't alter if renting (only part that opens is the top half and it opens 3 inches...so also fuck you in a fire):
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Melian Refugee
Melian Refugee@escapefrommelos·
the biggest scam in america, and they keep getting away with it
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Craig the Cool (parody)
Craig the Cool (parody)@normalcraig·
@0rang3youglad People who believe the arts are just for playtime all the time are just people who aren't going to make it in the industry. Or even the non industrial arts. You work, and hard, because you love the arts that much. It's work and if it's not hard, work harder.
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Jaimee
Jaimee@0rang3youglad·
my most unpopular opinion is that i genuinely believe creatives when they say shit like this and normies who seethe over it are just coping that they'll never know what it's like to go out on a limb and try to create something and expose yourself to the world with full vulnerability and willingness to fail. i think that's probably harder than being poor in a more meaningful way. obviously being working class sucks but it sucks in a logistical way that's fundamentally different than the thing he's talking about.
Emir Han@RealEmirHan

Jacob Elordi says it's "bullsh*t" and a "f*cking lie" to say "the worst day on a movie set is still better than the best day in the real world" because “the worst day on a film set is really demoralizing.”

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Ebo
Ebo@EBoKnowss·
Living in Chicago is awesome. You, and the whole city, can just go to the beach whenever you want
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Craig the Cool (parody)
Craig the Cool (parody)@normalcraig·
@LaundryGuy1945 There's a culture of dying on hills even when it hurts yourself. Not even UK specific, every demo does it now. It's so pathetic that people can't admit they might be wrong. I'm sure they have a general idea of how much AC would improve their life but refuse to consider it.
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Jack 🇺🇸👑
Jack 🇺🇸👑@LaundryGuy1945·
A window unit will pay for itself in the long run. But I guess Europeans would rather die of heat stroke than admit the Americans are right.
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Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs
Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs@dickstrokinphil·
DSP SHIT HIMSELF AFTER REALISING HIS PHONE WAS ON DISPLAY TO THE STREAM 😂😂😂
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Craig the Cool (parody)
Craig the Cool (parody)@normalcraig·
@MegEBrock Like, if you got one less hour of sleep than usual and you feel like that ruins your ability to perform, you're confined by a mental block.
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Craig the Cool (parody)
Craig the Cool (parody)@normalcraig·
@MegEBrock I just think someone has something wrong with them mentally moreso if 3 glasses of wine can ruin a day, let alone 3. It genuinely won't have that big of an impact on your experience unless you believe it does or are dependent on feeling 'perfect' to a micromanaged level.
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Vitamin
Vitamin@SethfowIermad·
@FrostThaGod Bro did not make 500 mil lmfao 🤣 he’ll be back streaming in a year when the debt collectors come collecting
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