Rob Allen

Choppy tea in Gelsenkirchen

Is this an advert Imodium?

@jackthesticks city fans for justice! Just the right kind of justice. Now and again. Sometimes.

How on earth isn't that a red card? Leg breaker.

@jackthesticks I mainly get in touch so that you'll feel privileged and I've always got time for that.

@northernrob I feel very privileged that you found the time to tweet me during a big home game, I'm surprised your fingers weren't too cold to type....! I trust you enjoyed the game !

Wall art. Manchester City 1989/90 third shirt - number 12 Manchester City 1990/91 GK shirt - number 1. #matchworn #mcfc

@jackthesticks My knowledge on the days of the honest, people's club city is excellent. I saw Terry Cooke lob Nigel Spink from the Main Stand touchline v Millwall. That was funny too. It's why I am so sad about the franchise, like everyone is deep down, right? Best wishes. xxx

@northernrob Season before Rob, but very close! Your knowledge on city is superb ! As always great to hear from you!

@RicTurner Just in front of the barriers before the forecourt.

@northernrob FFS, that’s grim. Where was it?

Pretty disappointing to see Manchester United 'fans' putting money in a bucket for this endeavour. Those decades of resisting nationalism and racism fall away so easily when a fan base's reading age falls below that of a concrete slab.

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@JamesSkellyBand Remember it being a dead hard press release to write. Indescribably great.

I love this album.🔥

@aaronstarkie Manneh near Salfordeh.

@northernrob Gross

@jonnyweaver84 There's not enough bleach in the world to unsee it.

@northernrob I thought not being paid on time today from work was bad! This is sickening haha

@RicTurner Have you ever seen anything like it? Getting his etch-a-sketch out and then doing his colouring in during penalties? The spirit of Busby and Ferguson, for sure.

Wouldn't be surprised if he offered to walk again. Which would be handy considering we probably can't afford his compo.

@CornedbeefstRed He moved in mysterious ways, did Sir Howard.

@Juliesearl @jackthesticks Hi Jack and Julie. It's been a fantastic season, perhaps decade, really, and all we can hope is that everyone gets what they deserve in the end. May everyone's consciences be clear. Much love. x

@jackthesticks @northernrob Any ‘Nick Nack Paddy Wack’ songs dya reckon?

Evening @northernrob I hope you have a safe journey home and aren't still thinking about the Poznan, as I know that was a sore spot for you. All the best x

@jackthesticks I'll be here in August to alert people to the possibility of the Poznan again, it's never too much trouble.

@northernrob I'm extremely pleased you took the time out of your busy Saturday evening to let people know!

No Poznan today, which is the biggest shame of all.