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@TheBobPony "503 Service Temporarily Unavailable" :(
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The most ULTIMATE Windows 7 x64 ever, includes bunch of languages and all of the updates (including ESUs) preinstalled up to January 2026! USB 3.x, NVMe, and some network adapter drivers are integrated! 😎 x64 ISO Download: dl.bobpony.com/windows/unoffi… Contains the following languages: ar‑sa — Arabic (Saudi Arabia) 🇸🇦 bg‑bg — Bulgarian (Bulgaria) 🇧🇬 cs‑cz — Czech (Czech Republic) 🇨🇿 da‑dk — Danish (Denmark) 🇩🇰 de‑de — German (Germany) 🇩🇪 el‑gr — Greek (Greece) 🇬🇷 en‑us — English (United States) 🇺🇸 es‑es — Spanish (Spain) 🇪🇸 et‑ee — Estonian (Estonia) 🇪🇪 fi‑fi — Finnish (Finland) 🇫🇮 fr‑fr — French (France) 🇫🇷 he‑il — Hebrew (Israel) 🇮🇱 hr‑hr — Croatian (Croatia) 🇭🇷 hu‑hu — Hungarian (Hungary) 🇭🇺 it‑it — Italian (Italy) 🇮🇹 ja‑jp — Japanese (Japan) 🇯🇵 ko‑kr — Korean (South Korea) 🇰🇷 lt‑lt — Lithuanian (Lithuania) 🇱🇹 lv‑lv — Latvian (Latvia) 🇱🇻 nb‑no — Norwegian Bokmål (Norway) 🇳🇴 nl‑nl — Dutch (Netherlands) 🇳🇱 pl‑pl — Polish (Poland) 🇵🇱 pt‑br — Portuguese (Brazil) 🇧🇷 pt‑pt — Portuguese (Portugal) 🇵🇹 ro‑ro — Romanian (Romania) 🇷🇴 ru‑ru — Russian (Russia) 🇷🇺 sk‑sk — Slovak (Slovakia) 🇸🇰 sl‑si — Slovenian (Slovenia) 🇸🇮 sr‑latn — Serbian (Latin script, Serbia) 🇷🇸 sv‑se — Swedish (Sweden) 🇸🇪 th‑th — Thai (Thailand) 🇹🇭 tr‑tr — Turkish (Turkey) 🇹🇷 uk‑ua — Ukrainian (Ukraine) 🇺🇦 zh‑cn — Chinese (Simplified, China) 🇨🇳 zh‑hk — Chinese (Traditional, Hong Kong) 🇭🇰
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Nano Banana + MakeUGC + Veo3 = AI content Factory This agent pumps out hundreds of ads daily — fully automated. - No $300 creators - No $10K/month agency fees - No products 1. Like and RT 2. Comment “Nano” and I'll send it for FREE! (must be following)
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Peter Girnus 🦅@gothburz·
Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I told everyone it would "10x productivity." That's not a real number. But it sounds like one. HR asked how we'd measure the 10x. I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards." They stopped asking. Three months later I checked the usage reports. 47 people had opened it. 12 had used it more than once. One of them was me. I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds. It took 45 seconds. Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations. But I called it a "pilot success." Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail. The CFO asked about ROI. I showed him a graph. The graph went up and to the right. It measured "AI enablement." I made that metric up. He nodded approvingly. We're "AI-enabled" now. I don't know what that means. But it's in our investor deck. A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT. I said we needed "enterprise-grade security." He asked what that meant. I said "compliance." He asked which compliance. I said "all of them." He looked skeptical. I scheduled him for a "career development conversation." He stopped asking questions. Microsoft sent a case study team. They wanted to feature us as a success story. I told them we "saved 40,000 hours." I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up. They didn't verify it. They never do. Now we're on Microsoft's website. "Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot." The CEO shared it on LinkedIn. He got 3,000 likes. He's never used Copilot. None of the executives have. We have an exemption. "Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction." I wrote that policy. The licenses renew next month. I'm requesting an expansion. 5,000 more seats. We haven't used the first 4,000. But this time we'll "drive adoption." Adoption means mandatory training. Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches. But completion will be tracked. Completion is a metric. Metrics go in dashboards. Dashboards go in board presentations. Board presentations get me promoted. I'll be SVP by Q3. I still don't know what Copilot does. But I know what it's for. It's for showing we're "investing in AI." Investment means spending. Spending means commitment. Commitment means we're serious about the future. The future is whatever I say it is. As long as the graph goes up and to the right.
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Everyone is hyped about Gemini 3.0 Pro… but barely anyone knows how to actually use it to replace real work. I collected 300+ mega prompts that turn Gemini into a full-blown productivity engine. Comment "AI" and I’ll DM you everything.
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1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 ? 😜
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noru@noru·
@adcadou Hey AdCadou, am plasat azi la prânz o comandă. Am șanse să ajungă în Brașov până sâmbătă ? Puteți face o magie ?
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vali petcu@zoso·
Eu am un apt în care stau cu familia. Vladimir intra peste mine, îmi ocupa o cameră, îmi omoară soacra și nepotul, mă lupt cu Vladimir să nu îmi ia toată casa… Și vine suveranistul de la 3 și zice: daca îi lăsai lui Vladimir casa de la început nu aveai morți în familie...
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Mohammad Emran ⚡️@phpfour·
Ready to level up your Laravel skills? Discover the top blogs that help me keep myself updated. They're gold mines of knowledge and insights. Sharpen your skills with every visit. Check them out ↓ 🧵
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illuminatibot@iluminatibot·
What did Ezekiel actually see?
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Radu Costin
Radu Costin@biglazyadm·
technology: noun, plural technologies modern tools invented by smart(er) people in order to make life easier for the mases but used by the mases to fuck up their lifes.
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noru@noru·
Let's make the Wall tall again !
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noru@noru·
@orange_helper Am încercat din alt browser, folosind incognito mode, primesc aceeasi eroare
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noru@noru·
@orange @orange_helper salut! ati putea fixa eroarea asta de pe site ca sa mearga procesul de portare ? ar fi super !!!! multumesc
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