MBTA?

Sorry account got hacked, my bad. Everything is delayed, it's chaos out there, maybe buy a bike. twitter.com/not_mbta/statu…

Condolences to the family but I cannot wait for this documentary

@JohnMayer or Mitch Hedberg???

Reading the news about a horrific crime: “This documentary is going to be incredible”.

(At Whole Foods) Me: excuse me, ma’am, where is the Blue cheese? Lady: I don’t work here Me: I know that

can’t forget my phone, 📞 wallet, 💳 keys, 🔑 surgical mask and gloves🦠

For my appetizer I would like 3 miniature cheeseburgers and then for my entree I’m gonna have one of your regular size cheeseburgers please -me ordering at @Applebees

Followers, I want to share my fitness journey with you. It all started in 1988 when was born with good genetics. (1/1)

*Train announcer comes on* “Does anyone have any dry cleaning? We need a coat hanger up at the head car” ...well that’s a new one @universalhub @MBTA_CR

JUST IN: Crews battle fire at an ⁦@MBTA⁩ Commuter Rail storage facility in Somerville. #NBC10Boston

On the wrong side of the law

Last year, Maryland OL Jordan McNair died of heat stroke. He wore #79. Maryland won 79-0 today.

You’d be very busy

Raise your hand if you’ve ever been on the @MBTA when it caught on fire and had to walk the tracks in Malden and climb through a hole they cut in the fence 🙋🏻‍♀️ #OrangeLine

Gross

Called out!

The Stephen A. Smith Show on 710 ESPN LA comes on 9-11 pm Tonight. We will NOT discuss Kobe Bryant. We will, however, discuss the homosexual

@lukegorhamm I don’t understand

Step right up! Place yah bets!

Entire @MBTA RL Alewife train just got unloaded at Park. RL is fucked. @universalhub

Based on the hard work & dedication of the women/men of the Transit Police the #MBTA has experienced the lowest crime rate in it's recorded history for 40 straight months. Working w/our riding public we can continue this great accomplishment. #SeeSomethingSaySomething