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saw a dude hitting a vape with two hands like a toddler with a sippy cup

do NOT ask me to hold my horses plz

Two things can be true. Three things even. But no more

it’s because you’re always on that damn spectrum

It snode

if you die in massachusetts you die in real life

Hey man we’re all gonna go yearn longingly later if you wanna join

let’s bring back smoking in bars i think we’ve earned it

fuck my beautiful joy filled life

gas station meatloaf gave me an elongated skull

it is with a heavy heart I eat the rest of your fries

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

Stewie's behavior in Family Guy is rather atypical for a baby

i would be nothing without fruit

yes! i love living by the sword! yeah! haha yes!

burger? I hardly know her!

when i die send me straight to burgatory

moo sent from my field

Words are like ingredients for a sentence burger

my big three: evaporated milk, sweetened condensed milk, heavy cream.

my friend: [snapping fingers at group of strangers] yo, check out what my boy’s got going on. cmon, show em me: [playstation voice] play-station