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@vai1kai Hiii

Bro to Bro, even if you have 0 followers, Just say "Hi" let's follow you

how it feels to make money while unemployed

Whenever my favorite song comes up: 🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂

Y’all should better Marry a Kind person 🥹

when you’re using your phone as mirror to shave your dih and you start seeing roses and gifts appearing on your screen so you genuinely run m@d

Soon it will be my turn and if it’s not my turn yet I will keep clapping for others Shalom ✌️

yoo

You ever talk to a man and suddenly feel really sorry for the women in his life???

women ehn😭😭

Quote this tweet with what you need right now.

What’s your go-to activity when you’re sad?

ain't shit been funny since January 1st, 2026.

Had to break up with my then girlfriend cause after I introduced her to my dad, my dad then met her mom, then started dating, moved in together... Next thing they tell us we need to stop what we are doing, cause now we are brother and sister

another day alive is proof that God still has a plan for me.

My best friend would purposely embarrass me in front of men who openly liked me or showed interest in me. It's crazy bc I would shrug it off then bc I didn't care bout em anyway but thinking back now she was not a good friend at all. I've never done her like that and she knows it. Male centered girls can do anything to make the guy close to them happy even if it’s to give upon you.

im a very hardworking person, i mean, i have an insane work ethic, but at the same time, im also a very lazy person. i don’t know how to explain it.

So it’s a cr!me to be short as a man?🥹

uber driver: 🤐 me: 🤐 also me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Saying you have anger issues is always funny to me cause we wey dey truly crase no dey even talk am.