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@BattleByrd We used to play these out in junior golf

"Yeah I'd like to book a tee time for tomorrow at 8:30." Groundskeeper as soon as you get off the phone...

@NFLFrascella Barner at 30 is crazy

Frascella's TE1 Rankings for all 32 NFL teams: 1. Cardinals: Trey McBride 2. 49ers: George Kittle 3. Raiders: Brock Bowers 4. Bears: Colston Loveland 5. Falcons: Kyle Pitts 6. Packers: Tucker Kraft 7. Chiefs: Travis Kelce 8. Cowboys: Jake Ferguson 9. Eagles: Dallas Goedert 10. Lions: Sam LaPorta 11. Browns: Harold Fannin 12. Bills: Dalton Kincaid 13. Chargers: Oronde Gadsden 14. Texans: Dalton Schultz 15. Ravens: Mark Andrews 16. Bucs: Cade Otton 17. Colts: Tyler Warren 18. Commanders: Chig Okonkwo 19. Giants: Isaiah Likely 20. Patriots: Hunter Henry 21. Saints: Juwan Johnson 22. Vikings: TJ Hockenson 23. Steelers: Pat Freiermuth 24. Dolphins: Greg Dulcich 25. Titans: Daniel Bellinger 26. Rams: Colby Parkinson 27. Bengals: Mike Gesicki 28. Broncos: Evan Engram 29. Jaguars: Brenton Strange 30. Seahawks: AJ Barner 31. Jets: Mason Taylor 32. Panthers: Ja'Tavion Sanders ... what would you change?

@NFL_Stats Maybe Dee eskridge for the Seahawks considering we got like 150 yards total out of him and we had only three picks that year. He went late second and players like nico Collins. And amon-ra st brown were still on the board.

Which player was the worst draft pick of all time for your favorite team?

@hawkmania4 I know lol

@notanotherpnw Retired it for the 12s not him.

On the 12th day of the #NFL Draft month, the #Seahawks drafted rookie QB Sam Adkins, who wore #12 He is the only player to wear 12 before the number was retired for the fans on December 15, 1984. He was drafted in the 10th round, 254th in the 1977 Draft. He played 4 seasons with the team: Games: 11 17/39, 43.6% Passing yards: 232 Passing touchdowns: 2 Interceptions: 4

@GrubAtGenos That 2013 offensive line would be in for a looong ass day

All ik is the 2013 offense is getting locked up by the 2025 defensive scheme.

@Akula_KorAh @not_umce *255 galaxies

@not_umce Have you ever tried an open galaxy?

it is 2004. people are using daggerfall to call an open world game small it is 2011. people are using daggerfall to call an open world game small it is 2018. people are using daggerfall to call an open world game small it is 2026. people are using daggerfall to

@RiffRonin @not_umce No man's sky. Only has loading screens when you warp or teleport.

@not_umce Name one game that has a massive open world map, that requires no loading screens, does not have trashy rendering, and you can enter virtually EVERY SINGLE BUILDING

@TheSports_Shift Brandon browner did it in back to back years

Name a player who has won a Super Bowl with two different teams Not Tom Brady

@tellthatbroad @CatholicCharm So when he buys 1% milk instead of 2%, you would rather show him that you're so specific and inflexible on small purchases that he needs to make a second trip to the store to exchange it? You don't see how you are digging the hole you're standing in?

@CatholicCharm The truth is you have to train them to know what’s right… I used to send my guy back to the store when he forgot something or got the wrong thing… he learned quick that way lol

Men aren’t built this way and the sooner these women accept it the better. As the wife you should be the planner and in charge of most errands. If that’s too much mentally for you because you also work a full time job maybe you should admit something about female nature and gender dynamics instead of trying to force a man into the same role as you. Like maybe when she repeated “men just don’t get it” for the tenth time she would’ve caught on by then. No, they don’t get it bc they aren’t wired that way. No amount of tiktok videos and lectures will change that. So just go buy the freaking milk yourself

@shikishinobu I would eat every single one. Looks so good

親愛なるアメリカの友人たちへ　 素晴らしいBBQ文化を教えてくれてありがとう　 お礼に私の地元に伝わる世界最強のビールの友、円盤餃子を紹介します

@samecama_diy Anytime!

@notanotherpnw thank you!

TLにディープなアメ車とトラックと美味そうな肉の画像ばかり出てくるようになった… 肉を食べさせてくれたらお礼にドライブへ連れて行くけど、どうですか？笑

@RobeltDora It all looks so good. Beautiful colors

American friend, how about some Japanese meat?

@RealityTripper I wish all Americans could drive big cars, eat big meat and donuts, and solve everything with airplanes and A-10

@3YearLetterman Bro is not invited to the samurai cowboy cookout

日本がアメリカより優れている点なんて、文字通り一つたりとも挙げられない。

@KL56252815 @midorinodeguchi @planefag It is polite to ask if children are welcome, even though it's mostly understood that a barbeque is for the whole family.

@midorinodeguchi @planefag You’ll inevitably end up trading beer around the table. Generally it is understood that the invite is for you and your significant other and possibly kids as well. If a host says “just bring yourself” they actually mean it. They won’t find it rude if you don’t bring anything. 2/

One thing I hope everyone in Japan understands; the invitations to join Americans in their BBQ cookouts are sincere. Westerners have a tradition of hospitality similar to Japan's, and it would be a delight to reciprocate the hospitality Japan has shown us.

@planefag I'd be happy if it came with two large melons 🍈🍈

@hotcake_kun_ "come to Texas, it's free"

このポストにもの凄い勢いで英語のリプが付いてて(またゾンビが...)と思ってたら 「テキサスに来い。無料だ」 「南部州は肉ゾーンと呼ばれている」 「ケンタッキー州ではどこでも食える」 みたいなアメリカンたちの熱烈勧誘だった。ありがとう…！いつかNFL観戦とTEXMEXと南部ビーフの為に渡米する

@chukoshahunter Amazing post. Don't forget about the huge piece of junk the 2004 Chrysler pacifica

シボレー・マリブも最高にオススメですが、真の変態（褒め言葉）にオススメしたいのがこちら ・ダッジ・ネオン (ガスケット抜け) ・GMC・エンボイ (お尻ペチャンコ) ・キャデラック・カテラ (整備士泣かせ) この【アメリカ・ポンコツ車アベンジャーズ】(※最大限の褒め言葉)もオススメ！ そのうち大黒PAや日本のUSDMイベントの生態系を破壊する勇者が現れるのを期待してますｗｗｗ