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See, also, "white lady problems" by the awesome DJ Matt Consola-First World Problems Anthem youtu.be/fxyhfiCO_XQ via @YouTube

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The 1965 TV series Lost in Space, had a cast that included the Robot B-9, and Dr. Zachary Smith. Dr. Smith is famous for hurling creative, alliterative insults at the Robot (often starting with “You…” or “Why you…”). To prepare you early for the anti-anti-Clanker movement it is proper to have some colorful metaphors handy. Here is the complete documented list of every name-calling insult Dr. Smith directs at the Robot across the series: •Addlepated Amateur •Addlepated Armor Bearer •Aluminum Canary •Animated Weather Station •Arrogant Automation •As Protective as a Leaky Umbrella •Assassin •Astigmatic Automation •Automated Oaf •Babbling Birdbrain •Babbling Bumpkin •Bellicose Bumpkin •Big Mouth •Blithering Blatherskite •Blithering Booby •Blithering Bumpkin •Bloated Blimp •Blundering Bag of Bolts •Booby •Bookmaking Booby •Broken-down Has-been •Brutish Product of the Mineral World •Bubble Brain / Bubblehead / Bubble-Headed Booby (by far the most common) •Bulbous Bumpkin •Bumbling Bag of Bolts •Bumbling Birdbrain •Bumbling Booby •Bumbling Bucket of Bolts •Bumbling Cracker Barrel •Bumptious Booby •Bumptious Braggart •Bungler •Bungling Incompetent •Cackling Cacophony •Cackling Canister •Cackling Clod •Cackling Cookoo •Cackling Coward •Cantankerous Clod •Cantankerous, Cold-Hearted Clod •Caterwauling Clod •Cautious Clump •Chattering Magpie •Clanking Clod •Clod •Clod-Like Collection of Condensors •Clumsy Clod •Clumsy Clump •Clumsy Cloot •Complete Moron •Computerized Clod •Computerized Clump •Confused Compass •Coward •Cowardly Clump •Cumbersome Clod •Cumbersome Clump •Cybernetic Simpleton •Cybernetic Skeptic •Defective Detective •Dehumanized Lie Dispenser •Demented Diode •Deplorable Dummy •Deplorable Dunderhead •Digitized Dunce •Dippity Dunce •Disreputable Dunce •Disreputable Dunderhead •Doddering Dunderhead •Elevator Operator •Evasive Coward •Ferrous Fraud •Garrulous Gargoyle •Infamous Informer •Insolent Hunk of Junk •Lame-brained Lump •Lugubrious Lump •Mumbling Mass of Metal •Nervous Ninny •Nickel-plated Nincompoop •Nincompoop •Ninny •Nondescript Ninny •Noxious Ninny •Obsolete Oaf •Obsolete Piece of Scrap Metal •Overcautious Concoction •Overgrown Ninny •Oversized Oaf •Parsimonious Puppet •Pathetic Pomposity •Pitiable Pipsqueak •Plasticized Parrot •Pompous Pipsqueak •Pot-Bellied Prankster •Pot-Bellied Pumpkin •Powered Prankster •Preening Popinjay •Presumptuous Pipsqueak •Presumptuous Popinjay •Pretentious Popinjay •Primitive Pile of Pistons •Proverbial Neanderthal Ninny •Puny Pipsqueak •Pusillanimous Pipsqueak •Pusillanimous Pinhead / Puppet •Ridiculous Robot •Silly Goose •Silly Old Ninny •Silly Sausage •Silly Sloth •Silver-Plated Sellout •Simple Simon •Snickering Cinderbox •Sorry Specimen of Computerhood •Steely-Eyed Sorcerer •Stupid Friend •Tarnished Trumpet •Tattletale •Terrified Mechanical Dunderhead •Tin Monster •Tin-Plated Fool / Fraud / Snitch / Tattletale / Traitor / Tyrant •Tintinnabulating Tin Can •Tiresome Thesaurus •Traitor •Traitorous Electronic Junk Pile •Traitorous Tintinnabulation •Traitorous, Tin-Plated Fugitive from a Junkyard •Traitorous, Transistorized Toad •Treasonous Tyrant •Unctuous Underling •Uncultured Clump •Ungrateful Underling •Ungrateful Wretch •Unspeakable Insult •Weakling •Worrywart •Worthless, Electronic Scrapheap •Wretch The frequently classics are: “Bubble-headed booby!”, “Garrulous gargoyle!”, “Tin-plated traitor!”, “Cowardly clump!”, “Babbling birdbrain!”, “Computerized clod!”, and “Primitive pile of pistons!”. Stand ready!

@realannapaulina God is Source, not an individual person. Everything that exists is God. People-gods in religion are ETs being mistaken for, or pretending to be, God. The "angels" (Galactic Federation) are the only ones helping us. x.com/Kabamur_Tayget…

@SunWeatherMan It always comes back to the basic understanding that man desires to be God. The subjective “Morality” is just another ends justifying the means for the immoral.

That’s exactly what it is, if not worse

🚨Supreme Court Ruling Unanimous Brokers are ACCOUNTABLE for negligently hiring unsafe motor carriers!

Last hug: The moment of this snow leopard's return to freedom leaves you speechless.

Celebrating Bea Arthur's birthday today with one of the all timers.

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No one would have believed without video evidence

Salvador Dalí adorava jantar bem. Grupos grandes. Mesas longas. Vinhos caros. Os melhores restaurantes de Paris e Nova York. E sempre insistia em pagar a conta. Ninguém desconfiava. Na hora de fechar, ele preenchia o cheque com o valor total, com calma e elegância. Assinava. E então, antes de entregar ao garçom, virava o papel e rabiscava um desenho no verso. Um esboço rápido. Elefantes. Cavalos. Figuras surreais. Assinava embaixo. E entregava o cheque ao estabelecimento. Dalí sabia exatamente o que aconteceria a seguir. O dono do restaurante não descontaria o cheque. Colocaria numa moldura. Exibiria na parede do melhor ponto do salão. Um Dalí original, emoldurado, no restaurante. Valia infinitamente mais do que qualquer refeição. Os cheques com seus desenhos foram todos guardados. E hoje valem uma fortuna. Há relatos de que a prática aconteceu diversas vezes ao longo dos anos, em Paris e em Nova York. Em uma das noites documentadas, no Café de la Rotonde em Paris, Dalí pediu ao garçom uma folha de papel, esboçou um elefante de tromba erguida, assinou embaixo e entregou com desenvoltura. A conta estava paga. E o estabelecimento havia lucrado com o negócio. O que Dalí fez não era só excentricidade. Era uma compreensão precisa de que o valor da sua presença e da sua assinatura já haviam superado o preço de qualquer cardápio. Ele não precisava de dinheiro para pagar. Precisava apenas de um pedaço de papel e de saber o quanto valia. Fontes: ISTOÉ — ArteRef — Revista Bula — Top Melhores

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Fuel consumption of an Airbus A350-1000 on takeoff.

A guy wanted to adopt a cat, but he wouldn't leave his brother's side, so he had to take both of them 🥹

Mother cat brings all her kittens to the person who gave her food..🐈🐾😍

Canadian turnabout is definitely fair play…Pro-Migration Canadian Liberal Loses Election to Pakistani Immigrant breitbart.com/economy/2026/0…

Very beautiful view 🤩🤩

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