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@aboredmother Ill tear your ass apart

Ass fat, now gotta get my waist snatched

@edbanfield4 @HotWife23558669 Look at your face. You look like a cuck.

@HotWife23558669 I've been a bull in quite a few cuck situations

Have you ever cucked another man? Do share how.

@TalhaEjaz07ee As per your calculations, has Gold outperformed PSX over the last 20-25 years? In PKR terms. A tola in 2000/01 cost Rs. 6,000/6200 per tola. Now it's close to Rs. 500,000/tola. That's an 83x appreciation. Let's compare.

@RyanSkywal7275 @_CFCWhizz Who tf cares about ‘calendar year’ in a football season?

@_CFCWhizz Even if we remove trophies Messi still has 410 career assists, 91 goals in a calendar year, 37 assists in a calendar year, most goals in Laliga history (474) goals, Most assists in Laliga history (167) assists, Most goals outside the penalty area (97), Ronaldo only has penalty

🚨 For Cristiano Ronaldo to equal Messi's achievements, He needs: • 1 World Cup • 3 Ballon D'or Award • 2 French League titles and • 1 Human Hormone. 🚨 But For Lionel Messi to equal Ronaldo's achievements, He needs: • 3 Premier League titles • 2 Champions League titles • 1 Puskas Award • 2 FA Cup • 2 English Super Cup • 2 Italian League titles • 2 Italian Cup • 1 Club World Cup • 6 Globe Soccer Award • 1 UCL All Time scorer Award • 1 Diamond YouTube play button. Any disrespect to Cristiano Ronaldo from all Messi fans will not be tolerated anymore... 🤔

@crissyfooty Criminal to not let him start this one

We go again.

@aikhan @TalhaEjaz07ee I know its a common sentiment but i dont think its a dying industry with due respect. They’re in the business of outsourcing jobs from the west. To say its a dying industry is saying the need for human capital in the west is dying. Maybe true

@TalhaEjaz07ee He’s in a dying industry Everything TRG does is getting automated by AI Agents.

So, the Chishti won, Likely to control the TRG Pakistan. Even if he does a quarter of what he thinks he can. In a decade. Then the TRG share should be worth about 950 - 1000 today at 11.5% policy rate.

@ainxlizx Nikal barwi

Urgent: Looking for this guy from today (10th May 2026 between 7-8pm ) at CBTL Murree To the guy with Order No. 28 at CBTL Murree today:You asked me to leave the table claiming you had reserved it. I left because I didn’t want drama..

@pifts1 @Hammad_Azhar 4 years ago, for 3.5 years before that…

@Hammad_Azhar You were running the country less than 2 years ago, and your idiot of a leader couldn’t even close half of that for a loan.

A country the size of Pakistan and $1.2 Bn loan is considered breaking news. All our peer countries have progressed at least 2 tiers above us whilst we are still struggling to meet debt repayments and stay afloat.

@zaighamkhan @ARNOfficiall 107% cheaper, chutye konsa nasha kara hai

Pakistan's first instant coffee brand perhaps- bought and tried this morning. Packing and name hints that it intends to snatch some share from most popular coffee brand in Pakistan - Nestlé Nescafé Classic. It is 107 percent cheaper: Nestle Classic 2200 for 100 gram packing, Imtiaz 1800 from 170 gram. Taste is lighter and sweeter compared to Nestle classic but in no way bad. This may be deliberate, aiming at tea drinking taste of Pakistanis who don't appreciate bitterness. Freshness may be another plus as Nescafe Classic is imported and may take months or years to reach the shelf after getting roasted. Good to see another local brand getting ready to compete with a giant. (Note: bought it from a local grocery shop, not from an Imtiaz Store)

@aannoyeddd Open marketing agency, IT agency, real estate agency. Become a goods trader~ buy goods from one party on credit, sell to other party on cash- make a small margin.

Zero investment business ideas because i am done with this job

@lag_spike @SydSteyerhart Idk man alotta ppl just own a ps5 to play fifa

@SydSteyerhart Have you considered that the type of person to own a PS5 is the exact same person who would buy GTA6?

This game is going to bankrupt Rockstar. It has to sell roughly 13 million copies (at $80/each) just to break even. The rising cost in computer hardware has shrunk the potential market of those who even have the necessary specs to play it, and the writing is probably garbage.

@DavidKastille @MercuriusFilius What do you mean by getting 37.5 after paying 50?

@MercuriusFilius Bidding 50, you have a 50% chance of winning and getting 1.5x the true price, but that price only averages 25 when you win, so you're getting about 37.5 after paying 50. All bids will average to a loss, so you should simply not bid, or bid minimum if forced to.

How would you answer this common Jane Street interview question?

@Kulik1963 So hot, fucking at a rave

Sorry

@uselessnakaraa Look at that hang time!

This save did not only saved HK, it saved Pakistan from Shadab being the next captain.

@doc_hormone Look at that hang time!

How did this player not end up playing for Pakistan?

@adhirajadhikari @MattooShashank Kohinoor was stolen. Not bought. Genius

@MattooShashank If Kohinoor belongs to India, then, India should also stop using everything produced outside. Kohinoor was not looted, it was obtained legally. If you want it back, then return every thing that came from out of India, starting from your phone. Let logic rule. End of debate.

Journalist: King Charles will be in New York. What will you say to him? Mamdani: I would highly encourage him to return the Kohinoor Diamond if I were to speak with him

@Invest_Kardo Nobody came for babar, they came to watch a match. Babar just happened to be there lol

But for babar karachi came out in numbers . Tells you who is the biggest superstar in the country after a certain someone in jail

@xmakemefade Whos this couple mannn

@Superman_07_ @thepctarmy 2021 was 5 long years ago. Itne time teri mama ko 5 bachay dediye maine.

@thepctarmy Are we forgetting like Wasn't he the highest run scorer for whole WC 21. Also wasn't he the highest run scorer for Pakistan in Wc 19. Like i get it you don't like the guy. But believe me you don't have to cry about it evey second. Grow up

Don’t fall for the out of position excuse for Babar Azam. He has one of the worst SR as an opener in WC history. He opened in 3 WCs and didn’t produce a single match-winning knock. Despite full backing from the PCB, he has consistently failed in ICC events.

@ranjha001 Lund k bachay, decent or descent main fark hota hai

Pakistan mediated a descent deal for Iran, Iranian civilian leadership was happy and ready to sign but IRGC thought that they can squeeze few more concessions from US End Result -- Blockade of Strait Economic Meltdown IRGC want the deal but US want more concessions ....