#Afroman/3yearletterman2028

@Hortysir I'd find another range

How do you feel about a gun range wanting to see your stamp(s) before firing your weapon?

This Wayne’s World remake looks terrible

knowing even if the Pens lose the NHL will fix the draft lottery for our benefit

Its cute we put training wheels up for the out-of-towners

Oh this will be appointment viewing

I've never seen any truth so true.

Blazing Saddles Edited for 2026. Enjoy.

@pgh_scanner Can you DM me the address? #Askingforafriend

Shadyside. Not giving the street because IYKYK. Caller says that he thinks that his neighbors are running an unlicensed brothel.

What the FFL that doesn't charge me transfer fees sees at 7:58AM (they open at 8)

@notpghguyinva No...

Nobody needz to know we had a salted pretzel for breakfast today

I will ponder this while I play with my rings…

Kevin Heffernan returns as FARVA in #SuperTroopers3. Watch the trailer at 4:20 pm ET. Join our countdown to 420 livestream right meow.

Dan Muse should shoot Rick Tocchet before game 3. Need something drastic

In other showbusiness news, it has been reported that superstar Madonna is pregnant. Although personally, I find this a bit hard to believe. I mean... uh... Madonna isn't even married!

Waffle House already has the perfect de-escalation training. “Eat around it, b*tch.” Court dates cut into smoke breaks. Management clocks out first. The only company that paid more to fight? The UFC. The goal was never good. The goal was open. FEMA tracks Waffle House openings as a disaster index. If it’s closed, you don’t need breakfast. You need evacuation. Every company in America is leaving California. Can we at least get a Waffle House? #satire

The Brazilian teenager suing Michael Jackson for running him over with his van displayed his scars for a photographer this week. Jackson said through a spokesman that the suit was baseless, but he'd like to see more photos.

BREAKING: Kash Patel is reportedly threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. Edgar Boozer.”

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