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@FrankfortDarryl Hooo boy. You went all out for the 5 michelin stars didn’t you? Next time don’t go for the expensive restaurants.

Went out for dinner in Niagara-on-the-Lake. No mains. No steaks. No pasta. No seafood. Just focaccia, beef carpaccio, tiramisu, and wine. Bill: $170. At this point Ontario restaurants aren’t serving dinner anymore. They’re serving financial literacy lessons.

@JulioHashem I came looking for these tweets after seeing the scoring summary!

CARTER YAKEMCHUK YOU ARE AN OTTAWA SENATOR

@JulioHashem Im literally out of bed to watch the game, no breakfast, nothing. I haven’t been this excited in 16 years.

OK Canada, whatever you need to do to prepare yourself, do it. If you need to sleep early, sleep. If you need to stay up all night, stay up. If you need coffee. Alcohol. Weed. Pop. Juice. Water. Gatorade. Pedialyte. Whatever it takes. Tomorrow, we ride. Your country needs you. 🇨🇦

@WhiskeyNick95 That was a mistake on The City’s part which they haven’t corrected. The Circular materials app hasn’t changed it from Wednesday

Ottawa's new garbage changes are changing our pickup day. No big deal. Monday instead of Wednesday, makes no difference. But why is it as part of this roll out we get no garbage pickup for 3 weeks? From March 18 to April 7. Why do we repeat black bin week on the 25th and 30th?

@Variety @elamin88 So did Bad Bunny compensate the couple for their deposits on their original wedding?

The producers of #BadBunny’s #SuperBowl halftime show explain the wedding sequence: “The engaged couple wound up with 15 extra wedding announcements, so they sent most to local businesses with the hope of maybe getting some free wedding perks. But the last invite? They were like, ‘Why don’t we send one to Bad Bunny? Lots of people send wedding invitations to him, so why not?’ Bad Bunny’s office reached out, and they thought, ‘Amazing, maybe we’ll get a signed photo.’ But they were invited to a Zoom call, which they thought was kind of weird. On the Zoom call, they learned the plan: Bad Bunny was inviting them to get married at the Super Bowl. "The couple had planned to make Bad Bunny’s ‘Baile Inolvidable’ their first dance. And so, they went from planning to play it at their wedding to being on the Super Bowl with him live, singing it. And with the bonus prize of Lady Gaga being the wedding singer as well." variety.com/2026/tv/news/b…

@JulioHashem Thanks I have that stuck in my head now!

y’all know i’m canada down

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@TSNJR Get the Captain out of there. It’s giving me too much of a Taylor Hall in Edmonton toxic vibes

These are the games in seasons past we would routinely say 'Tkachuk dragged them into the fight'. There's no question the two doing it every game this season are Stutzle and Sanderson. That's it. That's the list

@WhiskeyNick95 And now that you said it, power is out

Said it before and I am sure I'll say it again. Surely someone is getting fired or traded tomorrow... right? Something Sens?

@WhiskeyNick95 Why are you just down the street from me?

3am my ass. Hydro on the ball. Great work people!

@EdmontonOilers @AirCanada The schedule makers really did us in without the typical Oilers vs Flames NYE matches

Let us know where you're watching #Oilers vs. Bruins this NYE 🎉 Click the link & enter for your chance to win game tickets or the grand prize of a round trip within North America from any Canadian city serviced by @AirCanada ✈️ ➡️ EdmontonOilers.com/ACCheckIn

@GunnerPuls Is he dumb? Toronto FC

Name a football club without letter "E" Impossible

@Nerdy_Addict @peggy_blair Huh. Disgruntled grad student? Fellow fusion researcher? Big Oil?

Three people have been murdered within an hour’s driving distance, all connected by one common thread: college students or professors, and still no suspect has been identified.

@EckhartsLadder I guess because Jarry won a Memorial Cup in Edmonton with the Oil Kings he wanted to come back?

Bro WHAT LMAO

@_MarkSutcliffe We need a subway under Bank street from Wellington to South Keys. Lansdowne 2.0 would flourish.

@Lori107416667 @sentdefender The flights are visible on Flightradar24, so it’s not exactly a secret.

@sentdefender Why in the hell would you post this information? Whether it be Russia, some shitstain country, or fringe group with SAMs or MANPADs, this creates a potential risk. I take exception with the fact that you are jeopardizing the safety of our US service members.

One, possibly two, B-52H “Stratofortress” Long-Range Strategic Bombers assigned to the U.S. Air Force’s 96th Bomb Squadron, 2nd Bomb Wing, which took off earlier from Morón Air Base, Spain, are currently being refueled over the North Sea by a pair of KC-135R/T “Stratotanker” Aerial-Refueling Tankers from RAF Mildenhall, before likely continuing their flight toward Finland and rest of Northeast Europe.

@CanMNTUniverse @JulioHashem I dare Argentina and Portugal to come play in Edmonton in November against our national team. Mexico found out that day.

Listen, Messi and Ronaldo are among the greatest players of all time. But can they do it on a snowy winter’s night in Ottawa?

@JulioHashem my car has become more Ottawa Friendly (still a bigger oilers fan)

@Ottawa_Traffic @OccTranspo typical late ottawa construction. Just before snow comes because schedulers don’t understand you can start booking projects for April or earlier with climate change now

Borrioskane closed between Strandherd and Cambrian - construction. Follow signed detour. From 6pm Friday November 7th to 6am Monday November 10th. #otttraffic

@mario4thenorth And what did Christ say about prostitutes?

I won’t curse. But I don’t care. I’m not a politician… I think he’s a Political Prostitute: ✅ Cheap ✅ No loyalty ✅ Will follow the money ✅ Lies 🤮