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@Moonstreuxx @thfcroki You don’t drink gallons. You might drink litres.

@thfcroki I pee prob 10+ times a day. I drink multiple gallons of water a day. It’s good for skincare and for mental health.

Who the fuck pees 6 times a day

@thfcroki Hydrated folk

@bankertobuilder I think you should go to jail without passing go and without collecting £200

This old home needed a refresh We got rid of the gross overgrowth, updated the colors to something modern, and gave the place a timeless feel So proud of my team

@OliDugmore I agree. No religion should be allowed to worship beyond the doors of their religious houses. No prayer rooms at work. No appeasement for any religion in the workplace. Now what???

Too many are too polite to say this. But mass ritual prayer in public places is an act of domination. Perform these rituals in churches if you wish. But they are not welcome in our public places and shared institutions. Trafalgar Square belongs to all of us. It is a national memorial to our independence and our salvation. Last night was not like a televised football match or a St Patrick’s Day celebration. It was an act of domination and therefore division. It shouldn’t happen again.

@TarkerDahl @R_S1888 @NoContextBrits And 2 slices of toast..?? Or had no one seen those. I mean. On that pic the toast is wrong on a completely different level.

@R_S1888 @NoContextBrits When I replied I was looking at someone elses reply where they posted the same picture, but with a slice of black pudding on the pork chop.

You have to remove one item. Which is it?

@NoContextBrits A pea

@SeabrookCrisps Bacon?

Can you guess which flavour’s coming back next month?

@ZackPolanski Cause people who protect wealth to what…??? Your statement makes no sense.

If there's one thing that will be guaranteed to cause people who protect the wealth and power of the super rich - it's people having a great time. I present to you Trafalgar Square today which was beautiful and alive and buzzing with just that. 💚😍

@LeeHurstComic Fucking trumpet players are a menace.

I guess so few have English as their first language in London these days that there’s no need for spell check anymore.

@KeithGray2020 Boris Johnson got bullied and ridiculed. David Cameron got bullied and ridiculed. Theresa may got bullied and ridiculed. Liz truss got bullied and ridiculed. The pattern is more that our last few leaders have been absolute dogshite. Not the media.

Gordon Brown got bullied and ridiculed. Ed Milliband got bullied and ridiculed. Jeremy Corbyn got bullied and ridiculed. Sir Keir Starmer is getting bullied and ridiculed. Don't know about anyone else, but I'm seeing a pattern. 🤔 #ScumMedia

@andrew_lilico @Will_Tanner_1 Yeah you do. You understand perfectly you’re just a prick.

@Will_Tanner_1 I don't understand the point being made here. Are you saying it's bad that this man was allowed to turn his life around & became a judge? Are you saying he hasn't really changed? Are you saying all judges are so bad anyway that it doesn't matter? Or something else?

Nothing has none more to discredit itself in recent years than the judiciary And that includes the medical establishment during Covid, and Congress with all of its disgusting and craven antics

@anon_opin You’re a bona fide retard. We drink less now than when we were in the EU

The reason the British have an unhealthy relationship with alcohol is that we have fuck all else to live for. We've impoverished ourselves, told our friends to fuck off, smashed our public services and closed our public spaces. A bitter, bored nation with nothing left but spite.

@fesshole You can take them home you know.

Whenever my partner and I stay at an Airbnb, we always seem to overbuy beer & wine, so have leftovers on the final day. I leave these neatly arranged by the bins on the street outside. I like to think of myself as a booze fairy and it will make the day for someone less fortunate.

@narindertweets Bradford is almost 64% white British according to ONS.

Can you imagine if a brown or black woman asked for a predominantly white city be bombed? This is utterly disgusting.

@HazelAppleyard It would only scare the shit out of you for the first few days.

NO.

@mac123_m How have Green members flipped from “we should renationalise oil” to “we don’t own any of it we can’t do what Norway do” whenever the Norway model is discussed by anyone remotely to the right of Labour??

That national wealth was created over decades. Thatcher sold all our rights for nothing. All the wealth went to petrochemical companies, CEOs & shareholders. The same would happen now. The British people don't own North Sea Gas & Oil. Stop blurting lies & mistruths.

@Microinteracti1 @AndrewBoff You’re a retard. Most demographers agree it will be around the turn of the century at the latest.

Britain is 6% Muslim. Germany 5%. France 10%. Sweden 9%. Belgium 7%. At this rate of Islamic conquest, Europe will be majority Muslim sometime around the year 2847. I’d pencil in some mild concern for around 2600 and see how things look then. Now. The refugees. Since someone asked who’s paying for all this. Let’s follow the money back a bit further. America invaded Afghanistan, spent 20 years there achieving absolutely nothing, then left in such breathtaking chaos that people were literally hanging off aircraft. It then invaded Iraq over weapons that turned out not to exist, killed somewhere between 150,000 and a million people, and converted a functioning country into a sectarian hellscape. This is before we even get to the drones over Yemen, Somalia and Pakistan. The people washing up on European shores are, in very large part, the direct human wreckage of American foreign policy. America created the disaster. Europe is housing the survivors. And America is on the internet asking why Europe keeps letting people in. Remarkable cheek, really. As for eliminating indigenous culture: the United States actually eliminated its indigenous people. Deliberately. With rifles and government paperwork. Europe took in Syrian doctors. These are not comparable situations, and pretending they are requires a truly heroic indifference to history. The culture is fine. France still has the cheese. The Louvre is still there. Bach is still there. Nothing has been eliminated except, apparently, the ability to read a percentage.

@oreillyhg @allenf32 Youre a prick.

@allenf32 How much knowledge do you have about Britain and its colonial history ? Are you proud of it?

I deleted an inappropriate tweet from yesterday that I basically didn't think through before posting. I won't repeat the context but I reacted to a post implying (yet again) the UK government is hiding evidence of horrific crimes so as not to upset people by alerting them that these crimes exist at all. what I suggested has equally horrific implications that, blinded by anger, I didn't intend and for which I apologize.

@fesshole Was that the one with the green marble on the nose.

Late 70s. I coveted my friends Blake's 7 liberator toy and stole it from his bedroom. He cried thinking he'd lost it. I felt guilty & covertly put it back where he would 'find' it. Never stole anything else again in my life

@elonmusk He’s right. Radical Islam is very right wing.

He’s such a liar