Mr Z

@News24 Haaibo , you lie ! Really ? 😲

Zuma takes over MKP finances, appoints himself as ‘accounting officer’ brnw.ch/21x4opM

@TwaRSA26 🤣🤣🤣

No one: Absolutely no one: Kasi ladies when you take them to a restaurant: 🤣👇🏽

@BaleMrMoreFire The Blackberry Internet Service (BIS) was amazing 👏

The Blackberry was a status symbol much like iPhone is today. If you owned this one, you were considered to be rich...

@Malome_ZA "Steve Biko of our time " 🤣🤣🤣

Why did you not refer the Steve Biko of our time having classified documents to the relevant authorities according to your mandate?😱😱 #MadlangaCommission

@Boshielodm_ Haaa Big Brother House! No chief ,this is a retired government employee's house ! Pine ceiling!!!!! Big brother ! Noooo!!!

BIG BROTHER ZIMBABWE HOUSE🤣🤣 DON'T LET THAT INFLUENCER SEE THIS

@koko_matshela Can't wait until she is done with her testimony, the coming weeks will be very interesting for her 😏"Breaking news Adv Andrea Johnson....."

In this part of her testimony, Advocate Andrea Johnson admitted that it was actually Mr Nkabinde, Minister Mncunu's Chief of Staff, who laid the complaint with IDAC and not Mr Adams 🤔 🙄 Justice Madlanga put it to Advocate Andrea Johnson that she is a senior prosecutor who failed to prosecute without fear, favour or prejudice. Justice Madlanga was laying the basis for Advocate Johnson's impeachment. She is as good as gone. Advocate Andrea Johnson lived by the sword, and she will die by the sword. Not even @CowansView, @PieterDuToit and @News24 will save her. @NPA_Prosecutes

@Miz_Ruraltarain "smile like a glazed porcelain doll" yhooo 🤣🤣🤣

Lie No. 2: The Unraveling of Andrea Johnson: Enter the courtroom drama where the truth goes to die, or at least gets delayed by spectacular administrative amnesia. Reverend Dlangi a man quite literally doing the Lord’s work posed a beautifully simple, binary question: “Did Mr. Padayachee receive the Section 27 notice?” Instead of a straight answer, Andrea Johnson immediately launched into a masterclass of bureaucratic deflection. Cue the "blah, blah, blah" routine. Undeterred, Rev. Dlangi cut through the noise with clinical precision: “Did he, or did he not, receive the Section 27? ”Throughout this cross-examination, Johnson continued to smile like a glazed porcelain doll, masquerading composure while burying the truth. But under relentless pressure, the facade cracked. She was forced to admit that Padayachee did indeed receive it, just conveniently, fashionably late. It is fascinating to watch the collapse of a dishonourable pact. These individuals clearly swore an unspoken oath to protect each other at all costs. Yet, under the scorching heat of accountability, that very oath is shattering them one by one. Their collective brains are short-circuiting from sheer confusion. Frankly, General Khan should probably fake a heatstroke and check back into the hospital; he is simply not built to survive the temperature in this kitchen 😆🤣. The IDAC leadership and her defensive crew are in deep trouble. Their lawyer is currently behaving like cheap, melted butter thrown into a hot pan hissing, splattering, and rapidly burning out in a desperate, futile bid to protect Andrea Johnson and her rogue, factional inner circle. #MadlangaCommission #ProtectGeneralMkhwanazi

@MDNnewss The observers behind the lawyer , want to laugh but they can't! 🤣🤣🤣

WATCH🚨 In the Cat Matlala trial, State witness Bethuel Cele told defence advocate Barry Grove that his job was to provide security at the Centurion Country Club, not count parking bays, after being asked how many bays were at the front of the estate.

@beejay_bj3 @TimesLIVE Whaaat ! 🤣🤣

@TimesLIVE Vusimusi is horny af

WATCH | Vusimusi ‘Cat’ Matlala and four co-accused have arrived in the dock for day 3 of the trial. They are facing 25 charges, including the attempted murder of Tebogo Thobejane and taxi boss Joe Sibanyoni. Click on the link for more: tinyurl.com/3yhba8nx

@TimesLIVE So Accuse 2 lawyer , just takes photos alone at the scene yesterday (four years after incident ) and comes to present them in court following day😲🤣🤣🤣

@BaleMrMoreFire Haa chief ,why soak up the oil ? You destroying the flavor ,that's how we like them 🤣🤣

A fatcake that doesn't require 5 napkins to soak up the oil

@SQ_Gunner @Ms_Logical 🤣🤣🤣

What are you adding?

@Newzroom405 "I pushed him with bullets " only in 🇿🇦 🤣

[WATCH] Mzamo Cele, the first state witness in the case against Vusimusi 'Cat' Matlala and his co accused, describes a shooting incident that took place while he and a colleague were on duty. Cele is testifying about the Joe Sibanyoni shooting incident. #Newzroom405

@DryerThief @destiny_ndlovu @AntonyNgele Facts , so you took time to text a guy you say you last spoke to in March to say "by the way I'm getting married today " before telling all your other friends and fam! No way ,we not children , this guy is right something is fishy !

@destiny_ndlovu @AntonyNgele Imagine texting your previous about your wedding days before saying, “I do.” That’s like returning to a crime scene just to wave goodbye.Ngeke,Never… ! I stand with my Gee💪🏽

This lady is healing from abuse and the experts gives her another abuser. Yhoo

@wtf_reema No , that spank ! Was that part of the script! 🤔🤣🤣🤣

she pretended to be his girlfriend just to get his attention.😂

@VusiThembekwayo Its time for Messi (and Ronaldo ) to pass the baton to younger players !🤦‍♂️

Exactly right. Pure thuggery. A disgraceful performance. Glad they lost.

@ITguruuSA It's people who don't even go to the gym who wear this all the time ! 🤣

Is this appropriate to wear and walk around in the mall???

@Ms_Logical Cabbage 🤣🤣👍

Add Cabbage

@Ebzzulu1 He got the content he wanted! 🤣🤣🤣

STELLA NAYE UNAMABADI 😂🤣😂🤣

@Ebzzulu1 We can see she is naked ,why is she telling us 🤣🤣🤣

WHO IS SHE 🤔🙆