First Panda in Space
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First Panda in Space
@nub
mostly tweeting stuff about #space, #DARPA, #politicaleconomy and #law. also stupid jokes
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@Templarpilled Brother, you should not get your history from 4chan green text cause it’s going to be wrong af
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@JasonKPargin Or you had to know a kid in junior high who’s older brother ordered a vhs tape called “faces of death”
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@NickyFrank30 Nah, Harris had more money and started with a substantial polling lead but frittered it away on constant unforced errors
I constantly think about how Kamala Harris got fewer delegates in the 2020 primary than Tulsi Gabbard. She's just not a great candidate
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@dyeogenknees @constans This is actually a “lesson” that will wreck your career bc you’re stupid
It’s what a child thinks
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There is a valuable lesson to be learned here— people with very little sense of personal identity end up stuck in effeminate, conduct-restrictive pseudo-hierarchies, forced inside under LED lights to play pretend everyday while people who refuse to sacrifice authenticity for status in these systems are allowed outside in the sunlight. Women and eunuchs see the latter as “dangerous”
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There is a valuable lesson to be learned here— people with very little impulse control end up limited to a certain subset of jobs while people who can learn to understand social norms of their environment & have self control can advance further. Children see this as “being fake”
Real Post Folder@RealPostFolder
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@mikemaletic @SonnyBunch The alternate universe where lord and miller made a Han Solo movie that reinvigorated the Star Wars franchise
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@SonnyBunch It’s delightful. Even the stressful parts are like “I’m pretty sure this will work out!” Which is an optimism we can use. I wish they’d finished the Han Solo movie.
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@TheIllegit @SonnyBunch Sorry you hate jokes
Bummer of a way to live life
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@SonnyBunch That it will be popular I don't dispute anyway, but the goofy, ironic unseriousness (one of the worst parts of Marvelization) is still bad.
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@nub @TheBirdist It’s just private contractors robbing the government blind, the story of America
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What’s better: 555 life-saving and awesome wildlife overpasses, or 1 failed ridiculous $80b Metaverse?
Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️@christopherrufo
EXCLUSIVE: Gavin Newsom promised to build a bridge for cougars and butterflies in the middle of Los Angeles. The project has turned into another boondoggle, with broken deadlines and costs exploding to $114 million. This is Newsom's bridge to nowhere. city-journal.org/article/califo…
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@rad_hardened “The who the fuck am I and what am I doing here??” was a great mystery
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@femaleweezerfan The nightlife is amazing.
If you don’t leave your house why live in one of the most expensive metro areas in the country?
You could get a palace a couple hours away for the same price
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@YosarianTwo What if they have to take some questionable jobs just to survive and end up doing the right thing at great personal expense????
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Hey, "band of ragtag heros struggling to make ends meet by doing bounty hunter and mercenary work aren't sure if they can afford their next meal" can be a great plot device. That was half the plot of Cowboy Bebop and Firefly after all.
Oliver Dahl@OliverWDahl
The more I think about this the funnier it gets
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@trudygonzales Biden obviously had severe dementia and was incapable of public speaking.
He was so addicted to power, even in a befuddled state, that he refused to allow a primary so that Dems could choose their strongest candidate.
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WE should have never abandoned Joe Biden
Biden had a competent government that served us
He had 1 bad debate and some cowards in the Democratic party abandoned him
Kamala Harris would have made a good president but the Nation needed Joe Biden
Don Winslow@donwinslow
Dear George Clooney, But Joe Biden had a bad debate...right? Americans executed in the streets Children in cages War in Iran American ground soldiers sent to Iran. Gaza leveled Economy destroyed Gas prices soaring But Joe Biden had a debate...right? You absolute moron.
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@jared_shult Extremely funny that Jesus came to America to convert Native Americans but!
Native Americans were not allowed in the Mormon church
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@danprimack It’s a great film!
The book is more about using clever thinking to solve complex engineering problems. Almost all of that drama is hand waived away in the movie.
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First Panda in Space retweetledi

• be john wesley hyatt
• a printer from albany, new york, 1863
• a billiard ball company is offering $10,000 to anyone who can replace ivory. elephants are being slaughtered by the thousands to supply america's pool halls
• you soak cotton in nitric acid and add camphor
• it works. you've just made the first synthetic plastic. you call it celluloid
• you test the billiard balls
• they explode. not every time. randomly.
• a colorado saloon owner writes you a letter: every time two balls collide hard enough, every man in the room reaches for his gun. sounds like a gunshot
• your factories keep burning down
• you never collect the $10,000
• but to process the material at all, you had to invent something nobody had ever built: a machine that heats raw material until soft, then forces it into a mold under pressure
• you file the patent in 1872 and think nothing of it
• you move on. you invent a water purification system, a sugarcane mill, a roller bearing
• you hire a 28-year-old draftsman named alfred sloan
• you promote him to president, then sell the whole firm to general motors in 1916
• sloan goes on to run GM, invents the modern corporate org chart, and builds the management template every large company on earth still runs on
• you die in 1920 having never collected your prize and not fully understanding what you built
• the machine you invented to make combs and denture plates is now how the world makes M1 helmet liners, javelin missile housings, UAV fuselages, body armor backing plates, M16 stocks, IV syringes, car dashboards, lego bricks, and iPhone casings
• 8 trillion parts per year. every one of them made by forcing hot material into a mold under pressure
• the entire polymer layer of modern civilization -- consumer, medical, automotive, defense -- runs through one process
• patented by a printer who was trying to win a contest he lost
• absolute, relentless consequence from a single failed billiard ball


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@25_cycle @TheBirdist No where did I say that I’m against building wildlife bridges but you assumed I did.
You see that bc you’re so immersed in tribalism and blind party loyalty that you can’t understand criticizing lack of state capacity.
Get your eyes checked
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@nub @TheBirdist I see you prefer dead drivers and billions a year in damages.
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@bigsnugga except Im no ones grandfather and Im telling stories about six years ago :(
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@sporadica The weather sucks. There are no great universities. People care more about being hot than being smart. There's no capital. There's no existing expertise.
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miami tech never happens and will never happen cause it’s too hot
you’re welcome, hope this helps!
dax@thdxr
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