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@ShakenMarTina LMFAOOOO HARD TO SAY😩

Just got her groomed and they decided to shave her oh my fucking god she’s got like 10 D cups

@ShakenMarTina LMAOOO I can’t believe that didn’t turn him straight

was team Edward/jacob based on which one you wanted Bella to be with, or which one you thought was hottest? Reels are making me think i had the whole meaning of that wrong

@Bicuriousbogle lol is that how everyone is doing it?? I thought it meant which one you wanted Bella to be with 😩 I wore team Edward shirts to school and everything but I didn’t like that pasty boy like that

@nuggysauce Entirely based on the one I wanted tbh

Big naturals this big naturals that. What about big fakes with most of the nipple still intact. It’ll grow back probably. Where are you going

What was Orochimaru even doing 😭

@TurtsAndKolas Oh yeah that’s how I do it! Basically one part of the tub is soaked and I do a gradient until it’s completely dry. I don’t have a humidity tracker but you can kind of tell based on how much condensation there is. I’ve lost colonies though, ive lost my cappuccinos twice now

@nuggysauce I had a wet and dry side, but i was going off of air humidity, Basically, the soil wasnt getting any moisture, because it takes more water for soil, than air So the soil was super dry To check soil humidity i just kind of go based off of the color of the soil, darker mean wet

so turns out, every isopod care guide in the world that i read, when it said "humidity levels", it did not mean air humidity, but soil humidity. I did not know this, I wish i had known this. luckily i learned this before it got worse. unfortunately, one colony has lost a lot.

@EvilLargeBug I <3 isopod

I worked hard to get these images of some of my isopods. Cookie crumble and powder orange

@cheetotink She’s unable to groom herself and there was a little bit of matting so she said it would be easier this way! I agree but she looks crazy lmaoo

@effieluvsapples Yesss the AI resume parser is gonna love a slightly more Interesting Font😩

was venting to an old person about how hard it is to get a job in my field n she told me Google Interesting Fonts. and put it on my resume.

She doesn’t even beg for food anymore she just looks at me like this the whole time I’m eating

Actually the worst part is I thought it was healed enough to wear a regular dry bandage but now it’s fused to my body and I can’t remove it without completely fucking everything up again

Actually the worst part is that the dr keeps lying about it and acting like that’s the natural anatomy of my nipple like I didn’t look at it for 29 years

The worst part is that I never got to say goodbye

Tried to take a cute video of this little guy and an ant spooked him and he flew directly into my forehead and I threw my phone onto the concrete in fear

@DrPissWizard You’re good! Yeah I’ve been on and off the opioids since the surgery but I try not to take them as much as possible, hopefully it improves

@nuggysauce Wasn’t trying to one up you, just mean I’ve had it on and off for years. It’s awful. The only thing I’ve found to help is exercise which is really unfortunate as I’m lazy.

I’m so embarrassed, I googled if I should take a muscle relaxer to help with restless legs cause I couldn’t sleep and the AI overview was like “yesssss” so I did. Then I decided to click on the sources and they all said it makes it worse😭 #dumbass #headass #stupidass

"sasuke es bottom" dije al micrófono. la gente abuchea. me bajo del escenario con vergüenza cuando de repente una voz habla y pide silencio. "tienes razón" dice, y me giro para ver al portador de aquella voz. era él. era sasuke...

@myke_tuna I just know he had a perm fade

@nuggysauce "Dumb ahh, silly ahh, goofy ahh" is how a younger coworker once combo'd me