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@PM_ViktorOrban @predsednikrs Following- unbelievable and atrocious if true.

Just spoke with President @predsednikrs. Serbian authorities have found a powerful explosive device, along with the equipment needed to detonate it, at critical gas infrastructure linking Serbia and Hungary. The investigation is ongoing. I have convened an emergency defence council for this afternoon.

@mattjcan Yes he did, now please rise up and back Australia without fear. Support one nation, go back to your roots! You are in a position to make proper change and you aren’t even trying.

Christ died for us

@GSGB01 @Noslm1 Not my king, calls for Australia to become a republic please 🙏

🚨BREAKING: British citizens are calling upon King Charles to ABDICATE amid huge backlash following the announcement that he will not be giving an Easter message this year. Should Charles hand over the throne?

@Neccccy @wendyp4545 Omg 😩😔

On a scale of 1 to 10 how disgusting do you find this?

@viewsoff Saganaki 🧀

Name something Greece 🇬🇷 gave to the world

@AlboMP Snake oil salesman

My Address to the Nation.

@dom_lucre It’s April 1st in Australia- how embarrassing for you all 😆 he is mocking

🔥🚨BREAKING: Senator Babet just announced that humans would be ‘very surprised’ if we find out who isn’t entirely human when responding to Matt Gaetz claim of being briefed on Alien breeding camps. Australian Senator Babet: “I wish I could say more but unfortunately everything | know about the alien hybrid program is classified. Let's just say some of you would be very surprised who's not entirely human. That's all I'm authorized to disclose at this time.”

@senatorbabet April fools 😆

I wish I could say more but unfortunately everything I know about the alien hybrid program is classified. Let’s just say some of you would be very surprised who’s not entirely human. That’s all I’m authorised to disclose at this time.

“When your education limits your imagination, it is called indoctrination.” - Nikola Tesla

@EvaLovesDesign What is it about hydrangeas that make us all swoon? They are just the sweetest flower, and in blue!

What are the weekend plans …

@elonmusk If only Ai could just fuxk right off hey, it will damage our lives like a plague.

Yes

@CultureExploreX I hate them. Stay renaissance and keep architecture in Venice stunning and timeless. It’s the most beautiful city in the world.

Would you support this future idea of 3D printed bridges in Venice? Or do we need to go back to the traditional methods of beautifying Venice?

@BiancoDavinci And the hands flick through it like it’s from a fire dumpster bin. Fake As!

A gold-ornamented prayer book from the Byzantine period has been found in Turkey.

@AlboMP Classic Stockholm syndrome vibes

Working together, we’re delivering more energy for Australia and making more things here.

@senatorbabet @mattjcan But hey, whatever gets a “deal”. Shocking for Australians. How is Labor allowed to get away with this?

@mattjcan The people who negotiated this deal might not have been our best.

WORST DEAL EVER Today’s signing of the so-called "Free Trade" Agreement between Australia and the European Union is a sellout to Australian farmers and Australian interests. The agreement offers barely any additional market access for Australian exporters and falls well short of what Australian farmers wanted from the deal. Three years ago, the Labor Government walked away from trade negotiations with the EU and promised that they would only sign a good deal, not any deal. Today, Labor broke that promise by signing a deal that has not materially changed from what was on the table a few years ago. The question must be asked of the Prime Minister, why are you breaking your promise to farmers? As the National Farmers’ Federation has said today, this deal provides no “commercially meaningful agricultural market access gains since Australia last walked away from negotiations.” What is worse is that the Labor Government is trying to pull the wool over farmers’ eyes and hide the dud nature of this deal. While the Government has trumpeted the access of up to 35,000 tonnes of beef over time, this is measured in carcase weight terms. Until 2019, Australian beef producers had access to a global EU quota of 67,000 tonnes in carcase weight tonnes terms. Australia would often fill the lion's share of this quota. But in 2019, the EU did a "ring-fencing" side deal with the first Trump administration that reduced Australia's access to below 5,000 tonnes carcase weight. Now Labor wants applause for lifting this to 35,000 tonnes (over time) which is not far from what we had before the EU’s side deal with Trump. Labor must think that Australian farmers are stupid, but I can tell you that they are not. This EU deal is in stark contrast with the deal that the Liberal National Coalition Government negotiated with the United Kingdom Government. That agreement allowed unlimited exports of beef, lamb, cheese, sugar and wheat. In contrast, Labor has accepted tight quota limits that severely restrict Australian farmers’ ability to grow exports into Europe. On Geographical Indicators, Labor is trying to argue that it is a "reprieve" for Australian farmers that we can continue to call things, like Prosecco, the way we always have. Since when is the default position that Europeans can dictate what we do here in this country? Not since colonial times have we taken orders from overseas, or been expected to be thankful that a foreign sovereign has not imposed more restrictions on us. The Government has also sold-out Australia's national interest by not making it clear that the EU has no right to impose decarbonisation or deforestation initiatives on Australians. Today, the Australian Parliament celebrated the shared democratic values of Australia and Europe. But the EU's attempt to regulate our forests and our energy policy is not democratic because no one in Australia voted for the European Parliament. Angus Taylor was spot on today when he said, “Australia must not trade away its sovereignty. It must not limit its ability to make decisions in the national interest or protect our way of life.” The Liberal and National Coalition will closely scrutinise this deal through the normal parliamentary processes. In doing so, we will be guided by the principle that Australian governments - of both sides of politics - have adhered to the principle that a Free Trade Agreement must live up to that name.

@Mon4Kooyong Mental - this is so bad for Australians. And I am also an EU citizen. This is proper messed up for Australians.

A win for Australia! 🎉 Very pleased to hear the Prime Minister announce with President of the European Union, Ursula Von Der Leyen, that Australia is going to join Horizon Europe! Horizon Europe is the world's largest and most ambitious research program - I've called repeatedly for Australia to engage with it. We'll all benefit from joining with Europe on innovation and investment into science, medicine and technology.

@vonderleyen Shocking deal for Australia @AlboMP Absolutely awful.

Australia is one of the world’s most important producers of critical raw material. In contrast, Europe is one of the world’s major users. So today, we agreed on four major projects, covering production of rare earths, lithium, and tungsten. And we also agreed to launch negotiations on Australia’s accession to Horizon, Europe’s flagship innovation programme!

@CilComLFC @adamseconomics Signs of Hope 🙏

🇫🇷 BREAKING: Marine Le Pen’s right-wing National Rally party has WON the left-wing district of La Flèche in today’s Municipal Elections in France. La Flèche has been a socialist stronghold since 1989. The French people are finally waking up. They want their Country back!

Australia has fallen

@senatorbabet Pray only to our father in heaven.

My prayer before I set foot in Canberra tonight - St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle; be our defence against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray, and do thou, O prince of the heavenly host, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan and all the other evil spirits who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.