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@megynkelly You voted for these assclowns.

Sun, Rubio: “the Strait of Hormuz will reopen one way or another” (Al Jaz’ra) Mon, Trump: “if the Hormuz Strait is not immediately 'Open for Business,' we will …blow up…all of [Iran’s] Electric Plants, Oil Wells & Kharg Island” (Tr. Soc) Mon: “Trump tells aides he’s willing to end war without opening Hormuz” (wsj)

@TheUFCStats Shes for the streets

Ilia Topuria signs a deal with Richard Mille and his ex starts posting photos wearing an AP 👀

@Alice_MiaX You voted for it. Own it.

As a Trump supporter and an investor… I’m not happy right now. Not happy about the war. Not happy about the tweets. Not happy about the uncertainty. Not happy about jumping from one thing to the next. We need some stability. Too many different directions.

@TMZ You were epsteins buddy, you tell us.

🎥🚨 TMZ has photos of members of Congress living it up while the chaos back home drags on. From Disney World to Las Vegas, lawmakers on both sides are kicking back as the government stays shut down and federal workers go unpaid. When is enough enough?

@disclosetv Arrest him

JUST IN - A broker for U.S. Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, attempted to make a large investment in major defense companies in the weeks leading up to the Iran War — FT

@JJCarrell14 Should be Israeli kids

What the FUCK are we doing! My son will NEVER die for a foreign country! I voted for you 3 times, took abuse and fought for you and this is what you do! You do the exact opposite of what you railed against for over a decade!

‘GREY'S ANATOMY’ has been renewed for Season 23.

@EricSpracklen Moron

Huge win for MAGA today. I know my life is better because of this.

@ChampRDS @arielhelwani I heard he cheated and got caught. Leave the drama at home bro .

Joe Pyfer says he was “seconds” away from committing s*icide before the Israel Adesanya fight 😳 “Very close. Matter of seconds.” (via @arielhelwani)

They made tsa agents give tyler Perry's gift money back. Why even work for tsa?

Luke's dumb fam ruined it for him #extracted

Karma redeemed #extracted

@TMZ Some other guys turn

🥶 Exclusive: Megan Fox blocks her ex MGK on Instagram after he left thirsty comments on her posts. Read more: tmz.me/Ex9Uxcj

@TMZ Queer

🚀🙃 Lindsey Graham rides Space Mountain and spends the weekend at Disney World amid the shutdown. tmz.me/3UxCAPd

@AZ_Brittney Pedo lover

What is the first word that comes to mind when you see Karoline Leavitt?

Luke's fam are douche bags #extracted

@LindseyGrahamSC @DHSgov Stay away from Disneyworld you sick pedophile

Time for a 60 day CR to work on a new deal for @DHSgov. Threats to our country are through the roof and it’s well past time to pay all workers. Schumer and gang are playing a dangerous game with our homeland security.

@WCCO Trans people can start their own leagues.

The Trump administration filed a lawsuit Monday alleging Minnesota violates Title IX by allowing transgender girls to compete in girls sports, putting billions in federal funding at risk. cbsnews.com/minnesota/news…

@KarlWuckert Robs too old and gay

Send Rob Schneider and his entire family to Iran.

@NatesMoobs Joey fatass

Another stupid mf’er to add to the list. #Nsync #JoeyFATone the fat one from *NSync.