nyecamden

How do I feel in 10 words or less. It's ok to feel. This will pass. Do something different! If stuck, do stuff. If overdoing stuff, stop.

@watsoncomedian Thanks. But occasionally they do and talk about it on comcom pod and similar. But it's mostly me worrying for no reason I know.

@nyecamden I can hardly ever pick out any individual faces, if that helps. A lot of comedians don’t really.

Every comedian who reads this is picturing a different audience member whose face still haunts them.

I love @johnlewis season

@speakoutsister Existing in public? How very dare she? /s

Novel twist on trans panic as they are now getting upset about a trans woman playing darts against men. manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/s…

@iameatingthiss Salivating from London UK (not Ontario!)

Some crazy butter chicken naan wraps from a new Indian street food spot around the corner… will def be back

It can take me up to 9 hours to leave my flat and go somewhere familiar like my local shop or the zoo where I'm a member. I find it easy to navigate somewhere unfamiliar esp if I have an appointment or am on holiday. Thinking about PIP renewal

Slow with my Duolingo lately, sorry @sermoa

@blindandb0ujee I like it when people ask me if I'm alright, because then I can say "no, I'm half left" and it is meaningless. When people ask if I'm ok, one of my stock responses is "define ok". Sorry things are still so tough.

@elspells13 Gave me the chance to re-watch this wonderful @5tevieM video which also has a dress dress thing in it. youtu.be/bQYdc-FxeYg?si…

Which muppet just ordered exactly the same dress she already has and was in fact wearing when new one arrived?! 🙈

@dieworkwear WikiHow does have a how to iron article. I would add - use a big towel if ironing on a counter or table if you don't have an ironing board. I haven't ironed since I was 14, I recommend embracing crumpliness. wikihow.com/Use-an-Iron

Let's talk about how to use an iron. 🧵

@hatetorycuts @Shrink_at_Large I did appreciate that I was given the option of staying overnight if I had to, as my social network is pretty flimsy. But that's cancer I suppose - a lot of resources get thrown at it.

@Shrink_at_Large One the unplanned aspects day surgery Major operations carried out & discharge same day No thought given to the many living alone

A lot of people have no one. It is not something to be ashamed of. It is something services need to recognise.

@GianmarcoSoresi Why yes, I am mentally unwell enough for the government to pay me to be a crazy person. But I'm not a dick on the internet.

Sometimes I have to look in the mirror and remind myself that most people on social media are mentally unwell

@errjustsaying @clairebubblepop Around 1986 for me. But without the clean beaches unfortunately. We had the occasional home visit from our local GP who we all knew, and my mother was a housewife.

@clairebubblepop Which year was this?

I remember a time when one income could buy a house, support a family. When you knew your GP and ambulances arrived within minutes, we all had dentists, and we had clean beaches to visit. Now we have food banks and warm banks, a housing crisis and people living pay cheque to pay cheque. Millions of children living in poverty and an NHS unable to support people. The right will tell you it’s migrants fault but in reality it’s down to the choices of Tory govts.

Man sits by me on train. MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here ME: Really? MAN: Loads mate ME: How'd you know? MAN: There's signs aren't there? ME: I guess? MAN: I love them (47 minutes of awkward silence.) Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.

I regret to report that the secret to making friends in your 30s is to go out and do things and then ask the people there if they would like to go out again and do more things

@GianmarcoSoresi Love you Gianmarco, you naughty naughty boy

Music brings the world together (derogatory)

@flickhwilliams I'm so sorry. Fortunately you have priority! Solidarity ✊

On this bus with a pushchair folded behind me by asserting my rights. Driver started with ‘another bus due shortly’ line, I reminded him of the law, then he asked family to move with “Unfortunately she has priority”. Whole bus glared at me entire journey. Sick of it.

Thread about the Bridgerton Ball SCAM in Detroit that I (and hundreds of others) spent $300 on

Check the replies for a lot of floor-filling bangers. I'm in the mood for dancing 🎶🕺

@MamaSitaa__ I'm ineffective when it comes to s**cide, so keeping on keeping on is the default. I can experience joy, so that helps.

Where are y'all finding the will to keep going?