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We literally still have a shot at Europa League. Brighton lost today and their next game is United. Win our two games and we have Europa League spot atleast.

@MlrPaul2001 All these lineup predictions with 3atb, wingbacks and inside forwards just for him to go with 4231 in august 😭

Now that we’ve hired Xabi Alonso, time to sit back and watch all these Twitter tacticos pretend they are all of the sudden Xabi experts and know exactly how he will set up and who he will buy or play 😂😂

@Slotoholic Go look in the mirror please and check if you see anything like this

Are we waiting for Pep Guardiola to become available? 🤔

Hato - Colwill - New CB - James - New RWB Yeah seems solid so far.

Xabi Alonso announced. Now I can spend days analysing random players that I think would fit his style. With World Cup on top of that? What a summer incoming. Beautiful days.

A friendly reminder that Enzo Fernandez & Marc Cucurella single handedly changed the project

@GoldbergCFC @MaxFSport @siphillipssport @Matt_Law_DT pys getting credit from Alex. His world is healing.

Massive credit to @MaxFSport, @siphillipssport & @Matt_Law_DT for their consistent & accurate reporting on the Xabi Alonso situation throughout.

@indykaila @ChelseaFC shameless

As reported below… Xabi Alonso has agreed to become the new manager of @ChelseaFC.

@Mike_RMCF Coming from a flip flopper. Madrid trophyless for 3 years so what will you do? Become PSG fan now? Mediocrity follows you it seems.

On top of the million other problems Chelsea have, they will now also be inheriting a cult that thinks winning one Bundesliga makes a manager some kind of untouchable god that can never be questioned 💀 Good luck and enjoy Malo Gusto at RW with Palmer sat on the bench

They are crossing again when there is no one to head the ball. How stupid are they?

1) This team is not good enough to hold 0-0 against City until the end. Not individually good enough and not good enough as a team either. 2) our attack is not good enough to score from open play So the only way for us to win this game is awarded penalty. Thats it.

They will unleash Cherki in the 2nd half. Problems, big problems for us.

Petr Cech. What a save

Oh

@TheBlueDodger @NathGissing Advantage Chelsea

🚨🤕 Tosin remains a major doubt for the FA Cup final due to discomfort issues in his hamstring. It is understood he suffered the injury against Nottingham Forest. (@NathGissing) #CFC

@CFC_Dubois 😭

If we hire Xabi Alonso, we’ll dominate football for the next 10 years.

BlueCo powerpoint presentation must be absolutely insane. Because how tf do you still convince people like Xabi Alonso to join this project.

They will sack Slot and steal Alonso from us because our idiots are moving like snails

When my delivery driver calls me that he is waiting down with my food already

@FabrizioRomano You take Thiago simply to have a leader in the dressing room. Neymar on the other hand will probably be drunk 24/7 and come late from parties in the US.

🚨 Thiago Silva has been included into Brazil 55 men preliminary squad for the World Cup 2026. ❗️ Final decision by Ancelotti on Thiago, Neymar Jr & co will be made next week. Thiago did not feature from Brazil since World Cup 2022, now back — know Ancelotti well and won the league at FC Porto at 41. @cahemota