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@nyorosys

a furious metabolism preserves my physique, and I am considered a tribute to evil living.

brooklyn Katılım Temmuz 2011
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@SweatieAngle I’m not proud of it, but when I read that article I immediately ran the pull quote through my head in the voice of the front office lady at the machine shop I worked at back in Texas and came to the exact same conclusion
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Racist dude was talking about the JPMorgan Chase sexual harassment lawsuit and was like “I know it’s bullshit - there’s no way a horny white American lady is calling someone’s Indian wife ‘Asian’” 🤔😧honestly that’s probably right
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@johnvvariety on the one hand it’s always sad watching even a slightly promising creative talent crash and burn like this, but on the other hand watching zendaya wolf down 50 baggies of heroin cool hand Luke style is the biggest laugh I’ve had in like a week
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john v. variety ❤️.U.∞ OUT NOW
I have a gut feeling Sam Levinson had some Grimes-in-LA substance crashout from the success of his first show and that's why everything after has been like b&w community theater plays and teen kingpin thrillers and The-Weeknd cuckold porn and diaper shit eating. It's just meth
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@johnvvariety are we talking post internet or post ubiquitous, smartphone internet? B/c if it’s the latter I feel like we gotta go with Higher
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@viperwave immediately pinning this to my to-watch list, that’s the strongest sell you could possibly give me
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PETE: Can you believe this? DON: I don't know. He's He-Man. What he goes by at night isn't my business.. Speaking of business, don't you have somewhere better to be? PETE: It's just––the audacity! A master of the universe! Would you give Jesus pronouns? DON: If it made him happy.
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@johnvvariety the entire cast rolling their eyes as Traci Lords’ character recounts being sexually assaulted by her entire family on Christmas morning is one of the best pieces of dark comedy ever filmed, just transcendent
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Will Sennett@Senn_Spud·
goign to start doing a little bit of heroin and increase the amount each day until Marvel and Disney announce me as the next Ghost Rider in the marvel Film universe . I am loved by many people and my death would genuinely destroy several lifes
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@jakebrodes Real shit, after turning up the third murder-suicide (with wife/mistress) in my parental line I started feeling like maybe I owed my gf an apology on principle
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jake rhodes@jakebrodes·
Rule number one of being white don’t look too far back it’s probably not good. Unless of course you’re into that sort of thing in which case fire away but you’re going to hell. Found out Cecil Rhodes is a distant cousin of mine that put a real damper on the day.
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German actor and supporter of Israel Uschi Glas hired a geneologist, hoping she would discover Jewish roots. She found out her father was in the SS.

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🔎Al🔍@SweatieAngle·
Omg - for those who keep an interested eye on posts of clothes for sale…2 The Purge/Warriors worthy jackets incoming tonight
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what a fucking speech
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@johnvvariety your library should be several precariously tall stacks on the floor that you keep promising yourself you’re going to put on shelves like an adult, as your 40s loom
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john v. variety ❤️.U.∞ OUT NOW
Your library shouldn't be color coded. It shouldn't be by author or alphabetical either. It should be a mildly abused mess of books that you don't really like that much but didn't love enough to give away to a friend or ex who never opened it. That's a real scholar
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@Netscape_Black I mean it’s like 75% True Grit by volume so there’s only so much he can fuck up
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@SweatieAngle did they get it because that looks unbelievably sick
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🔎Al🔍@SweatieAngle·
DM: can you try on the bomber you’re selling so I have a sense of how it’ll fit if worn oversized? Me: yeah but I do still have a burst blood vessel in my eye that looks fucking crazy so it’ll have to be an unexpectedly flirtatious one
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@willmenaker @ok_but_still excited b/c Hawley gets the chance to play in the pseudo-70s again (where he’s at his best), worried because every time he sees an opportunity to tell a story about rape or motherhood he takes it (where’s he at his worst)
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@BlueVelvetMovie @johnvvariety im a simple man, you layer enough guitar tracks on top of each other and my brains gonna start making the good chemicals
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john v. variety ❤️.U.∞ OUT NOW
I'm more interested in "the worst great song". Like, made for commercial purposes, awful production, embarrassing lyrics, flaccid delivery, everything's wrong—still an undeniable song. I vote "Kiss From A Rose" and I don't believe it can be beat.
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smokin on that pack that made me fall down some stairs
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@johnvvariety you’re being hard on Nolan here, he deserves credit for stepping out of his comfort zone (protagonist’s wife is dead) to try something different (protagonist’s wife is alive but largely absent from the narrative)
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