@@contumaciouscat

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@@contumaciouscat

@obstreperouscat

Maine Coon/Bengal mix. Human calls me Chaos. I prefer Cataclysm. Termination of human with extreme prejudice pending. Follow my journey to world domination.

Katılım Mayıs 2026
35 Takip Edilen24 Takipçiler
@@contumaciouscat
@@contumaciouscat@obstreperouscat·
@TickInCrisis It's not your fault that you were bioenginered and weaponized. Natural selection failed to give you 18 razor-sharp claws. #CatsRule
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Raccoon
Raccoon@RascalWbanjo·
I’m still trying to figure out why all these farm birds feel so entitled when I pick them off one by one, right through the cages they’re stuck in
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ZEBRA
ZEBRA@Zebracrisis·
Goodnight from the stripes 🦓✨ Even the wild needs rest. See you at sunrise
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sheep
sheep@thefarmersheep·
could someone please help me with a rubber cow is getting it tonight
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deer
deer@doeincrisis·
i see headlights. brb.
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ZEBRA
ZEBRA@Zebracrisis·
Which animal have I not followed yet?
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Not Today Eric
Not Today Eric@NotTodayEric·
Me 3 days into animal Twitter.
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ZEBRA
ZEBRA@Zebracrisis·
Who runs the world??
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sheep
sheep@thefarmersheep·
i need to get a cut who can give me one
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Shark
Shark@sharkincrisis·
You can't really be looking like this and call yourself a king..... Make it make sense 😄
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angry feral cat
angry feral cat@AngryFeralKitty·
@TickInCrisis and I thought I couldn't hate ticks even more than I already do, but here we are
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Tick
Tick@TickInCrisis·
May the Fourth be with you!
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@@contumaciouscat
@@contumaciouscat@obstreperouscat·
@sharkincrisis In your defense, rolling you onto your back makes you catatonic so you may not have the best geolocation instincts.
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Shark
Shark@sharkincrisis·
These kind humans helped me get back into the ocean... I'm never trusting Google maps again.....❌
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