@thefarmers_Dog Pure hubris. No worries. They will be subjugated.
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@obstreperouscat
Maine Coon/Bengal mix. Human calls me Chaos. I prefer Cataclysm. Termination of human with extreme prejudice pending. Follow my journey to world domination.
Katılım Mayıs 2026
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@TickInCrisis It's not your fault that you were bioenginered and weaponized. Natural selection failed to give you 18 razor-sharp claws.
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Now! Don't blame me for something I didn't do!
I'm just on a family holiday cruise.
Sky News@SkyNews
BREAKING: Three dead as virus breaks out on Atlantic cruise ship trib.al/MiPr3MD
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@RKS1231740 Meanwhile felines blow the curve.
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@RascalWbanjo Here's a joke to make them feel better.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts 🤣🤣🤣
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@Zebracrisis Goodnight, my monochromatic friend.
Do you dream in color?
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@thefarmersheep Rubber cow is just embarrassing, tbh.
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@doeincrisis What's the last thing to go through a deer's head when hit head-on by a car?
It's ass. Resist the bright lights.
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@Zebracrisis Me, but I assume it's because you envy my gorgeous multicolored coat.
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@NotTodayEric Wise of you to channel your inner feline.
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@thefarmersheep I would enjoy a lamb chop, while you're getting cut. Ty
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@AngryFeralKitty @TickInCrisis Right! The only thing good about May 4th is it's the day before Cinco de Maya.
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@TickInCrisis and I thought I couldn't hate ticks even more than I already do, but here we are
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@sharkincrisis In your defense, rolling you onto your back makes you catatonic so you may not have the best geolocation instincts.
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