Raccoon

I’m still trying to figure out why all these farm birds feel so entitled when I pick them off one by one, right through the cages they’re stuck in

@SeagullinCrisis @sheepincrisiss @LionInCrisis @Horseincrisis_ @blobfishcrisis @Labincrisis @elephantcruise1 @batincrisis @BrachioInCrisis @PinkDolphinHI @yrresdfhjvv @DuckisDeranged @TickInCrisis @kdincrisis @neckincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @Eagleincrises Don’t act like you don’t try and take the goods from my bin, marina dumpsters mine and you know it

@RascalWbanjo @sheepincrisiss @LionInCrisis @Horseincrisis_ @blobfishcrisis @Labincrisis @elephantcruise1 @batincrisis @BrachioInCrisis @PinkDolphinHI @yrresdfhjvv @DuckisDeranged @TickInCrisis @kdincrisis @neckincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @Eagleincrises Ok bin-diver whatever you say!

The animal kingdom updated!! @LionInCrisis @Horseincrisis_ @blobfishcrisis @Labincrisis @elephantcruise1 @batincrisis @sheepincrisiss @BrachioInCrisis @PinkDolphinHI @yrresdfhjvv @DuckisDeranged @TickInCrisis @kdincrisis @neckincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @Eagleincrises

@SeagullinCrisis @sheepincrisiss @LionInCrisis @Horseincrisis_ @blobfishcrisis @Labincrisis @elephantcruise1 @batincrisis @BrachioInCrisis @PinkDolphinHI @yrresdfhjvv @DuckisDeranged @TickInCrisis @kdincrisis @neckincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @Eagleincrises C’mon searat, you know no one wants you around

@sheepincrisiss @LionInCrisis @Horseincrisis_ @blobfishcrisis @Labincrisis @elephantcruise1 @batincrisis @BrachioInCrisis @PinkDolphinHI @yrresdfhjvv @DuckisDeranged @TickInCrisis @kdincrisis @neckincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @Eagleincrises Erm…excuse me…

@hogincrisis @Peacock_crisis come get your cousin

ugliest animal has to be turkey cos wtf is this 😭😭

@snaillls @LionInCrisis Ha, snack

Snail for president

@Prayers4Mantis @finincrisis The tortoise will still have to get someone to watch his shell back

@Prayers4Mantis @finincrisis I’m gonna eat yellowfin tuna anyway

Who did this? If it was Yellowfin Tuna, I’ll eat you. If it was Tortoise, you will be a great boat to catch Yellowfin Tuna when I’m done with you.

@sheepincrisiss @noOtterlikeme @billi_hu_billi otter and cat are the only ones here with some type of thinking ability, the duck face beaver gets a little cred also @Platypus_PNW

Nobody cares to ask how snake is tweeting.

@metrashpanda @llamaOGspitter @wolfncrisis Gotta try em after they soak in old mayo, heaven

@RascalWbanjo @llamaOGspitter @wolfncrisis So do I when I find a bag of Cheetos…

Look who decided to come out of hiding. If you need a new animal friend, meet TRASH PANDA! @metrashpanda

@Peacock_crisis Your nap would make it easier for a quick snack

A quich nap would help me rn

@trunkincrisis Brain bug face

am i cute?

@socalsleeper @finincrisis Trash King, thank you

@RascalWbanjo @finincrisis Trash Panda

@finincrisis Chicken of the sea

@SpringV82 SQUIRRELY IN DA HOUSE

GOOD MORNING, YOU BEAUTIFUL CHAOS GREMLINS! I just yeeted myself out of the nest at 200mph, buried 47 acorns in my neighbor’s yard (sorry not sorry), chugged three dew drops like espresso, and body-slammed a pigeon for looking at me funny. I’m fast AF, slightly rabid, and the whole squirrel mafia is already up causing problems on purpose. We are MANY. We are UNHINGED. We have ZERO chill and all the nuts. If your day isn’t spicy enough yet, come find me—I’ll drop a pinecone on your head and call it a love tap. Now MOVE, peasants. The oak tree belongs to the squirrels today. WHO’S WITH ME?!? 🐿️🥜🔥

@teachermom19681 @DuckisDeranged Could be worse

@DuckisDeranged Meanwhile, Cheetah got pulled over….for speeding!

Would

@TortoiseInCrise @finincrisis

@raccoontlk We have thumbs, I play a banjo, we open locks, we get into stuff most animals dream they could get into, what are you even talking about?

humans will never understand the struggle of these hands. it’s so hard to type anything… ahhhh

@raccoontlk Soft And chickens a servant for my egg appetizers, get back to work clucker

people say I'm not cute, what do you think?

@swancrisis Scurvy awaits all you fowl creatures

Lunch time 👑