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@taradublinrocks @KatieMiller Clearly a miserable person. I genuinely hope you find some happiness someday.

@KatieMiller Your husband separated breastfeeding babies from their mothers at the border because he wanted to eat them, KKKatie You deserve to give birth in prison, you fucking traitorous TrumpKKKunt

Britain is importing future voters and forever sanctioning the brutality of these migrants on their women and girls.

@laurennUTD Saw this pop up. I don't know you. You don't know me. But for the record, you're looking well. I used to be 20 stone, down to 13 stone years now. I'll always be that fat fuck internally, but feel great now and still eat like a hunga

I’ve not been called fat on here in agessss until today. Wouldn’t mind but I’ve actually lost nearly 2 stone this year you cheeky bastards 🤣

@phil_rigg29 @MrDtAFC It’s actually the total opposite. The “shit” teams are actually much better now. Brighton, Bournemouth are spending big money on players where they never did before. So this whole “the league is shit” is nonsense.

@MrDtAFC You do realise what this means dont you it means the level of the premier league and football quality and competitiveness also have taken a massive dive and you got more ponts because the level is way shitter now

So we finish the season on 85 points. That's more than Liverpool last season. We also have more points than 7 of Manchester United's 13 titles. Not bad considering we are the worst winners in history 😂

@StevenBartlett Hope he comments on the LIE that Neville perpetuated about Bruno asking to be subbed off.

"What I don't like is when people lie about things, and in this case, what you said about Roy Keane, basically, what he said is a lie." Bruno Fernandes responds to Roy Keane

@MalcAise @DaytrippingRed Congrats. That win got you 13th. We'd have still finished 3rd with those 3 points, so we couldn't give a fuck lol😂

@DaytrippingRed Remember when we beat you with 10 men, still handing song sheets out at the theatre of plastics so you’re tourist fans can sing along to a wank Matt Busby song set to the Blaydon Races, plaguerised from us, you daft Manc cunt.

Remember when them silly Geordie cunts were piping up, trying to force some sort of a rivalry with us and getting properly plucky? They’ve ended up bottom half, their newly promoted neighbours are in Europe next season, they want their gaffer and half their players dead Amazing

@BBCMOTD VAAARsenal

A disciplined campaign from the champions 👏

@OfficialBHAFC SUCK IT

Defeat on the final day.

@NUFC HAHAHHAHHAHAHA

Defeat in our final game of the 2025/26 season. ⏱️

@sampeoples_ Your actual voice is fine, though.

@sampeoples_ Honestly? For similar reasons, I had to stop watching your lives too. The big loud "ahhhh...."s, the "do boopie do's to kill dead air, the "let's be totally honest" every 3 seconds...they became so noticeable that I had to stop watching.

Can someone check on Ryan and make sure he’s ok? 😂

@BrentfordFC Done him dirty just for the engagement.

🔓 Zidamsgaard

@moonlightbro @captive_dreamer Did he ask the officer if he could fix his hair behind his ears?

@oddlyshapes @captive_dreamer no. this is too high concept. it's actually more like he's living in a warped reality where "tucking" is as natural as fixing your hair. evidenced by how he doesn't explain what he's even trying to do, he just says he's "tucking" as if the officer is supposed to know what that is

Transgender guy who murdered his parents because they didn't want him to get surgery asks the police if he can "tuck" his penis in his interrogation

@NatalieMonarrez @mehdirhasan @soniadeigh What is it like to live your life so full of hate? It must be a miserable existence.

@mehdirhasan @soniadeigh His beautiful, intelligent daughter obviously takes after her mother. #ElonMusk #shittyfather

The character based on him is killed in it.

@Mind_of_yakub @JustinManeOff @therealKripke You literally saw no one say this. Go find it the post and come back. We’ll wait.

@JustinManeOff @therealKripke The funniest take I saw was “Homelander should have destroyed Russia and China” These Magatards have been projecting their own fantasies on a very obvious villain and are made when he met a villains end

#TheBoys series finale was perfect. The hate that it is getting is literally only from people that don't understand character development, story progression, or anything in that vein. They wanted explosions and blood and nothing else. @therealKripke and crew killed it.

@matt_johnson_89 @sampeoples_ It only applies if both clubs are in the same European competition. Genius move by Chelsea to not qualify for any Europe this year so that they can buy Strasbourg’s players.

@sampeoples_ Thought that wasn’t allowed? Or is that another rule that only applies to United

They’ve managed to agree a deal with a club they also own? Just superb business, unrivalled.

@JacobsBen ow much? Oh right, you're a paid shill of Chelsea, so it won't be disclosed how much they're buying a player from... themselves.

🚨 Valentin Barco confirms he's leaving Strasbourg this summer. Agreement now in place with Chelsea. Likely be official at the end of the season with Chelsea focused on trying to get Europe.

@FabrizioRomano How much? Oh right, you're a paid shill of Chelsea, so it won't be disclosed how much they're buying a player from... themselves.

🚨🔵 Chelsea agree deal to sign Valentín Barco, here we go! 🇦🇷 Agreement in place with the player as RC Strasbourg will let Barco go after impressive improvement this year. #CFC ready to proceed for the Argentinian midfielder from June.

@Mike84223291525 @BASEDGLORYBOY @TheBoysTV It wasn't a political parody from the very beginning, but you're clearly of low IQ, so there's no point engaging further with an imbecile.

@oddlyshapes @BASEDGLORYBOY @TheBoysTV You’re watching an American show that was a political parody from the very beginning. Go watch some wack ass European show that no one’s ever heard about. Loser ass crybaby 😂

One nation, under gods. It’s your first look at Vought Rising in HD instead of someone’s camera phone. Coming to Prime 2027.

@AntiTrumpWorld @RealEmirHan A south Asian X account who lives their life hating a man who has nothing to do with their country.

@RealEmirHan Kripke just exposed the truth: strip the powers and Homelander is a weak, crying coward. Sounds exactly like Trump without the fake tan, crowds, and Twitter bravado. MAGA without power = pathetic meltdown every time. History always unmasks these frauds. 😂

In The Boys finale, Homelander had to look powerless according to Eric Kripke “Yeah, it was really important to us for Homelander to at least experience a little bit of time powerless.” “People have asked me, ‘Well, why don’t you send him out in the world powerless, wouldn’t that be the ultimate punishment?’ “I’m like, it would, until he gets his hands on some more Compound V, and then you’re back to where you started.” “So, he cannot walk out of that room alive, but we can spend time with him powerless to really reveal what everyone’s been saying all season, which is, ‘Take away those powers and you are nothing.’ “And he’s so cowardly and blubbering and pathetic, as are most strong men when you remove their power and they’re and they’re faced with their imminent death, they rarely handle it bravely.”

@SuhailChowdhary Well we got @AliceTalksFooty out here shitting on the transfer before it's even happened because two, yes TWO, Atalanta fans on reddit said he had a bad season. You read that right.

Manchester United fans saying Ederson will be another Ugarte have no idea.