moonlightbro

Every time I touch a woman I feel an intense prophetic vision of the next 1000 years of our bloodline. I once brushed against a woman in a bar and saw centuries of war and oceans of blood. I’ve been trying to find her ever since

@_matthewpearson @JadeAtrophis Hopecore

Wife made a sourdough bunny for Easter

probably because they have lots of sex with the same mate for life

@baby_eternally_ If Ariana put the word “dickmatized” in a song we would literally never hear the end of it from them

🚨New AG8 leaked lyrics: "forgive me it sounds cocky he dickmatized me & opened my eyes, red wood tree it ain't hard to see, his love was the key that opened my thighs".

@jed_bibby @lolipop256789 @solo_levelingx leave her alone, you won’t win, and she lives in the Middle East anyway so she probably has valid reasons to hate the men there

@lolipop256789 @moonlightbro @solo_levelingx Now you’re just being childish 😂 come up with your own comeback can’t just use what I’m saying 😭 and yeah I’m sure they’re all winners 🤣🤣🤣

Women will do everything to be more attractive except just having a low bodycount They HAVE to take dick constantly Fucking animals

this will never happen sadly but I need Ariana Grande on a Kanye West produced track

@Putittheretoo @SpaceflightNow @ChappellRoan @astro_reid @AstroVicGlover @Astro_Christina @Astro_Jeremy No actually it’s telling a story about a girl who left her hometown and became a stripper

The Artemis 2 crew is officially awake onboard Orion ‘Integrity.’ Their song of choice this morning? “Pink Pony Club” by @ChappellRoan. However, the DJ at Mission Control Center Houston didn’t quite let it get to the crew’s favorite part of the song. Watch/listen:

I don’t think you have a mental concept for what a “bot” actually is. I think in your mind it parses as “someone who says something I don’t like”. You read that poorly written post above and you think an LLM wrote it? You think someone created a bot just to counter signal women with tattoos? What would the purpose of that even be?

@moonlightbro @MrEnlightened9 @notcomplex_ Less that 60 followers. Following less than 100. No header pic. Points though for a profile pic. But those are all good starting points. Bye 😘

Tattoos have become far more popular over time, especially among women, who are now more tattooed than men.

@cambeserious genuinely how do you recover from THE Ariana Grande saying this to you

@mommabearjogs @MrEnlightened9 @notcomplex_ Explain in your own words what you think a bot is

@MrEnlightened9 @notcomplex_ Bot says what? 🙄

@fabqt when I realize my pet has been hitting the training dummies for the last 5 minutes

don’t do drugs while doing keys or you might mentally afk and dps the training dummies in maisara caverns until they are in execute range

@MuziusScaevola @RichPianian @elonmusk grok handles the translation and it’s getting confused thinking the thing it’s supposed to translate is a prompt

What the fuck. I’ve discovered the most insane X feature. If the content of a post in another language is somehow deemed offensive (guessing by grok) the show translation button gives a translation that has absolutely nothing to do with the actual tweet. @elonmusk come on man.

@PopBase @mmari3435 Detroit Lions tell the Guardian they don’t want to play “the Super Bowl game”

Zara Larsson tells The Guardian she doesn't want to play “the chart game”: “No one’s looking at the charts but industry people and maybe Taylor Swift fans.”

@gulley_baby do women expect us to be like “NO WAY that’s so cool” when they say shit like this

Shrink my life.

@rosesnrem yea

be honest like no judgement. does

@lolipop256789 @solo_levelingx companionship makes everyone happy and I’m willing to oblige women their non-negotiables if they will oblige mine. this “I can do whatever I want and you can’t say anything” mentality is corrosive to the very concept of love

@moonlightbro @solo_levelingx LMFAOO dont worry i dont want to marry anyone either🥺id love to be single and happy😂LMFAO so funny how yall think a man is the only way a woman can be happy, stfu

@lolipop256789 @solo_levelingx ok that’s fine just don’t be whining when you hit 29 and nobody wants to marry you

@solo_levelingx ok so? why do u care? and who do u think u are to judge it LMAO, women can do wtv the fuck they want, idk why yall boys are talking like u aint porn addicts and assault every other women. keep ur bs opinions to urself💀💀

I’ve thought a lot about my future wedding and one of the things id like to do is to write our vows by hand in the same room together for this reason

@balondakiz @imhmadz shut up from positions is one

@imhmadz there is literally no skip in ariana's entire discography except yes and feat mariah carey

okay but here’s the truth and tea if you really have more than 2 skips from an artists are they TRULYYYY your #1??

@literally_chad more like the most fake thing I’ve read in years

This is the most amazing thing I've read in years

@stinkgump @BLAMElTONYOU with assumed title “love” I think one of the major themes of the album will be how she envisioned love when she was a child (see the handwriting) compared to what it’s actually like dating not just as a girl in her early 20s but as an international pop star too

@BLAMElTONYOU i like the concept and i think it’s cute but i completely agree and i am an olivia fan tbf. kind of a poor creative choice but i think it’s because it’s supposed to look like middle school “girly” handwriting kinda (my interpretation)

im not her audience so who cares but this font is genuinely heinous to me