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@eldkona @Shitlawns Cress seeds on a rainy day might be good 👍

@oddveg @Shitlawns Every time I see plastic grass I want to pour treacle all over it - very hard to dislodge treacle😈🥷🏻

@Shitlawns #homesunderthehammer No, plastic carpet outside doesn’t make a garden look more modern, it makes it cheap looking, boring, lifeless and harmful.

@TheHost_ It didn’t happen did it 😂🤦‍♀️

Someone stole my baby North Face jacket from school yesterday & didn’t know her gg put a AirTag in it. Go to the school this morning cause that’s where it’s been tracked at surprisingly a teacher & her daughter gets out a car walking to the school & the only thing I said was Can my daughter have her jacket back before I start acting up ma’am🤔 she tried to lie & say she purchased the jacket until I showed the AirTag that’s hidden in it

@CariadGomez Or they’ll realise that it’s ok to be scared, it’s a rubbish thing to go through but if a character like Cain can get through it (presumably he will) then so can they. Life might be different afterwards but so much can be done to help and make lives so worthwhile and wonderful.

Well I think Cain has just put thousands of men off from having an operation on their prostate.... #Emmerdale

@Lord_Sugar So it was you disturbing our peaceful afternoon in the garden!

Coming back from the Isle of Wight.

#casualty That’s it Teddy, just watch what’s happening through the window instead of getting help straight away 🤦‍♀️

@ronsterd89 I’m not sure, I wonder what people did with these identical ones 😂🤦‍♀️

Would you still eat these potatoes,or toss them?

@diri_dynasty Just three of the identical pieces of meat posted online! 🤦‍♀️

Today I bought some meat and planned to grind it for a recipe. While cutting it open, I found something very strange buried deep inside, a weird grayish-green lump that looks like paste or some kind of growth. What’s even more surprising is that neither the meat nor the lump has any bad smell, but the appearance is definitely disturbing. Now I’m unsure what to do. Could it be an abscess, tumor, infection, or some defect that was missed during processing? Is the rest of the meat still safe to use if I cut that part out, or should I throw the whole thing away completely just to be safe? Honestly, I’ve lost my appetite and I’m worried about feeding it to my family. Has anyone ever seen something like this before? Should I report it to the store where I bought it? .....A lady on social media had narrated

@BurnXowl @FleetsAndTweets @Morrisons @LaFamigliaRana Same, bits of gristly fat. We thought it would make a nice quick treat - it didn’t

@FleetsAndTweets @Morrisons @LaFamigliaRana Bought the carbonara one and the bacon was all fat,

Hey @Morrisons please stop selling @LaFamigliaRana foods. I needed something quick for dinner so I bought this. The box photo of the food is 100% false advertising. 3 tiny cubes of beef. This is just oxtail soup with pasta.

@themarkrad @BBCRadio2 Slade -How Does It Feel. What a track, what a voice. We love Noddy. My friend knitted me my very own!

@Hania16836 Absolute load of rubbish

@Tesco Grown in UK, kicked around packing factory! I’m sure they’ll be ok once I’ve cut all the bruised bits off but not great. Purchased yesterday in Ryde. I expect the odd bruise but so far they’ve all been like this.

@POB4LIFE She safe now, identified yesterday.

Do you recognise this lady? She was found earlier today in Lidl, Luton Road, Dunstable and we urgently need to locate her family, next of kin or carers. We are currently carrying out a number of enquiries to help her but have so far been unable to identify anyone who knows her. If you recognise the woman in the picture or if you have any information that could help us, please contact us on 101 or via our web chat, quoting reference number 403.

@AreYouRoddie @BarbaraGalqmhs I just checked the mums instagram - it’s really quite lovely.

@BarbaraGalqmhs Absolutely. Very well behaved and very likable

As long as they pay for them they can have as many kids as they want! Good for them! These children are very well behaved and well mannered! Bless them x #Thismorning

@Mabel_Mouse_ @RobertMcTanned And better for stability rather than changing schools every few years.

@RobertMcTanned He’s a pilot in the RAF so it’s cheaper for one thing

Boarding school? Not short of a few bob, then #thismorning

@JaneFallon Ernie sending you his best 😂

The popsox are on again. Wish me luck.

@NimraShahzadin More complete rubbish unless he bought loads of identical rings to give! 😂😂

Ladies… I really need your honest advice My fiancé gave me this ring, and I feel terrible even saying this… but I don’t love it It’s pretty, but it’s just not what I’ve always dreamed of. I imagined something a bit more special, something that makes me feel excited every time I look at it. Now I feel stuck between not wanting to hurt his feelings… and not wanting to wear something for the rest of my life that I’m not truly happy with. Am I being ungrateful? Should I talk to him about it… or just accept it and move on? Please be honest, I really need your opinions

@PaulSmi71851275 @BROKENBRITAIN0 I’m guessing @BMWjarvo

@BROKENBRITAIN0 Surely this is a comedy sketch, no one is that stupid?

@ronsterd89 What a load of garbage

I saw my neighbor about to throw this in the bin, so I asked her if I could have it, and she gave it to me. The reason why she was throwing it because she didn't know what it was for. I don't either, but I took it anyway.

@BhattiLaib9960 Poor cat doesn’t have a clue who it belongs to! 🤦‍♀️😂

Help!!! My boyfriend is threatening to get rid of our kitten if she doesn’t stop jumping on the table. What do I do?

@WorkElizab Wow, your husband has many wives 🤦‍♀️

My husband brought me this dresser. Someone wanted to throw it away, l wanted to paint it red. He Said no way.... lol we're arguing 😂 he said to leave it as is and l want to paint it. We're both waiting for other people's opinions. Thank you so much 😁