African Prince 🔥🔥🔥👑

A dream come true for Joshua Weru 🇰🇪 Coming from a rugby background, he will join fellow IPP alum, Uar Bernard 🇳🇬 on the @Eagles, and will currently be the lone Kenyan in the NFL, paving the way for others 🙏 #FlyEaglesFly

The reports that Kenya Power and Lighting Company is deducting up to 50% of token purchases to recover “Last Mile” connection loans are disturbing. Imagine buying KSh 1,000 worth of tokens and only receiving KSh 500 worth of electricity. But here’s the bigger question I’d like answered: Are these deductions being imposed on tenants too, even though they do not own the houses or the connection infrastructure? If the answer is yes, then that exposes a serious legal and policy gap because tenants are being forced to repay for assets they do not own and may never benefit from in the long term. At what point does cost recovery become exploitation? No wonder more Kenyans are now seriously considering solar. This needs urgent scrutiny.

@adidas And just imagine that you don't have an office in Africa.

1:59:30. Humanity just got faster. Powered by Adizero. #YouGotThis

Police in Africa csnt hsbe this kind of patient . Bullets would be flying

@moneyacademyKE @UDAKenya Hamjalipa PAYE,SHA,Housing levy etc?

Auditor-General reveals that UDA party failed to deduct and remit taxes on Sh128 million in staff costs, leaving Sh69.8 million unremitted. It also paid Sh219 million to suppliers without withholding tax or the 0.03% levy, exposing it to penalties.

Why are teachers being treated differently from other Kenyans? Do they pay more SHA fees?

@Kenyans Thank you for confirming that all goverment civil servants who are thieves are stealing from the public .

If you are employed and rich, you are stealing from your employer - CS Oparanya

Leo nayo imekuwa another day to solve KRA dramas😂😂😂 There is this old mzee… Ako na ngombe zake mwecheche.. kuna watu walikuja kwa kijiji last year and gave them a good deal ya maziwa. Watakuwa wananunua maziwa at 50 bob per litre. Mzee anaproduce 80 Ltrs per day. Biashara smart sana. Kampuni ikamwambia inataka KRA pin yake. They have to declare whatever they buy as expenses on etims so that they can claim their business expenses when filling when filling income tax. Remember any business claiming deductions for business expenses must support them with valid electronic tax invoices. Failure to issue eTIMS-compliant invoices for supplies denies you the ability to claim your business expenses when filing income tax returns. As well as claim the input VAT in your monthly VAT return (for those who are registered for VAT). Kuitishwa pin number Kenya imekuwa mambo ya kawaida. So mzee akapeana pin number Sasa leo, akanitafuta nimfilie returns. Akasema mwaka mzima hakuna biashara amefanya. So anataka niweke Nill. Mimi teke teke nika login kwa website ya KRA. Nikaenda pande ya returns. Nikabonyeza NILL return. KRA wakaweka hapo maandishi ya red “The total turnover for eTims/Tims invoice of Kshs 1,118,250 is higher than the gross turnover declared in the return. Please declare the correct turnover and proceed with filling…..” In short KRA inaambia mzee ako na biashara alifanya ya Kshs. 1,118,250/- anafaa alipie tax. Nikauliza mzee kwani uko na kabiashara.. mzee akaniambia hana kazi ata anasurvive na tupesa watoto yake wanamtumianga😂😂 Nikapigia watu hapo KRA niwaulize rada mbona wanaharass mzee😂😂😂 KRA wakaniambia niulize mzee kama ako na ngombe.. Nikauliza mzee kama ako na ngombe.. Mzee innocently akaniambia ako na ng’ombe tano alinunuliwa na watoto wake zikuwe zinamkeep busy.. Very nice…. Nikaambia watu wa kra mzee amenunuliwa ngombe na vijana wake asipate depression ushago after leaving Nairobi life.. Jamaa wa KRA akaniambia mzee anauza maziwa anategeneza Kshs. 4,000 per day na anataka kudeclare NIL returne yet watchman wa G4S on a salary of 1K per day analipa ushuru. Wakaniuliza sasa mzee anataka serikali ijenge barabara, ipeane security, iweke stima na pesa gani? Kama yeye hataki kulipa ushuru zitajengwa aje? Na kazi ni kusema hakuna kitu serikali inafanya.. Ilibidi nikanyagie kuambia mzee iyo story juu mambo ingechemka😂😂 In normal circustances mzee should have written down expenses za feeds, vets, interest ya fuliza ile inaambatana na biashara etc and kept the receipts so that we deduct from the sales. We then calculate 30% and pay KRA. Shida ile iko ni ati KRA sasa hawataki word of mouth. Wanataka kama ulinunua kitu wewe make sure uko na eTIMS receipt. Mzee hana receipt any atleast angekuwa nayo tungefile Manual and non eTIMs invoices. Sasa mzee haelewi mareceipt anaweka ya nini na yeye anauza maziwa yake na ngombe ni yake😂😂😂 Sasa serikali inaingilia wap na ngombe zake? Iyo ilikuwa kazi ngumu sana kuexplainia mzee. Nikamshow aingie KRA watamsaidia Nilifanya mahesabu yangu nikaona KRA itamdai Kshs. 335,475/- Nyinyi mnaona kama atasaidika? Alafu jomba usikubali kufanya biashara na mtu hana eTIMS utalia sana.. Sahii mtalipa ushuru ndio mjitegemee. If whatever you are doing to make money finds its way into a mainstream business. Wewe jua you will have a date with KRA

@MutemiWaKiama In this country do everything possible not to be poor.Because the system has developed @NPSOfficial_KE @DCI_Kenya @_shakenya all against the poor.@thekhrc went quite too.

That boy circled in green is Peter Edung. Fourteen years old. From Sosian Village, Laikipia North. From a family that has very little, except now they have even less. They have a funeral to plan. Peter went to visit his uncle, a casual worker at Oldonyo Lemora Ranch. The ranch is owned by Ivan Tomlinson, a British - Kenyan dual national. It's the kind of place where tourists pay good money to forget the world exists. Peter didn't go there as a tourist. He went there to see family. He never came back. According to police reports, the incident occurred on the night of April 21, 2026. A firearm was discharged. Peter sustained fatal injuries. The weapon, a Mark Four CZ 527 rifle, was licensed to Ivan Tomlinson. The person police have named in connection with the shooting is Lance Tomlinson; the 15-year-old son of the ranch owner. One teenager shot another teenager. One is now at Rumuruti Funeral Home. The other is... not in custody. Probably watching Netflix somewhere. The suspect is unaccounted for. The System is "Moving." Here's what we know so far, based on publicly available information. Ivan Tomlinson, the father and firearm owner, reported to the DCI offices in Laikipia West on Thursday. He came with legal representation. He recorded a statement. He was subsequently released on cash bail of KSh 100,000 for the alleged offense of allowing a minor access to a firearm, contrary to the Firearms Act. Meanwhile, the juvenile suspect; Lance Tomlinson has not yet been formally apprehended. Police have stated that efforts to trace him are ongoing. I hope we are together up to that point. A 14-year-old boy is dead. A firearm registered to a British man was involved. The father has been questioned and released on bail. The son named in connection with the shooting is still at large, and the official word is that the search is at "an advanced stage." We are not investigators. We are not the court. We simply note the sequence of events and ask: If the roles were reversed, would the pace be the same? Multiple sources have indicated that the young suspect was taken to Nanyuki Cottage Hospital for what has been described as a mental health assessment. We do not know the medical history of the individual involved. We do not know the legitimacy or necessity of such an assessment. That is for medical professionals to determine. But here is what we can observe: When a poor Kenyan teenager is named in connection with a violent crime, the path is generally direct; arrest, cells, court. There is rarely a private hospital visit in between. Whether this assessment is standard procedure or something else, the public is watching. And the question is fair: Is this healthcare, or is this strategy? This tragedy did not happen in a vacuum. It happened in Laikipia; a county where land, identity, and justice have been tangled for over a century. More than half of Laikipia's land mass is occupied by large private ranches and wildlife conservancies. Many of these are owned by families of British descent; descendants of settlers who remained after independence. Meanwhile, pastoralist communities who once moved freely across this landscape have, over generations, been squeezed into ever-smaller parcels. Peter Edung was not part of any conflict. He was a 14-year-old boy. He was from an extremely poor family. He was visiting his uncle, a casual laborer, on a ranch his ancestors may once have walked freely. And now he's dead. We do not know all the facts of that night. We do not know what led to the discharge of the weapon. We do not know the full story and we may never know it completely. But we do know the context. And context matters. Where Are the Leaders? This is the part that should disturb every resident of Laikipia County.

@alexmwanzo @KRACare There is one day I cleared a Vat obligation .And just after making the payment I went to retrieve a tax compliant certificate only to find a new interest has been added to the account after payment.When I raised the issue they simply add the pin to special table.@KRACare

@alexmwanzo @KRACare Please make refunds and payment offsets automatic.Currently I am unable to access a tax compliant certificate because KRA says I owe them 0.27 shilling.On the other side they owe more than 20k.

KRA owes me 200k I owe KRA 60k But they want me to pay them first and write a letter so that they THINK - If they will pay me

@NelsonHavi @glennotiende Can someone make a policy wothout being an expert in that field?

You guys are being unfair to and unreasonable on Gaucho. The work of any Board is not technical, but policy making and implementation. It is almost perfunctory. Gaucho will not be required to perform technical medical functions. Let us stop this nonsense.

@moneyacademyKE @oloojl Its seems we lost the lucractive deal.

- The East African Crude Oil Pipeline (EACOP) is already 79% complete and terminates in Tanga. This pipe is specifically designed for the waxy oil of our region (it has heating cables to keep the oil liquid). - To build in Mombasa, Dangote would have to spend billions more to build a brand-new, 200km heated extension from the EACOP line to Kenya. In Tanga, the oil literally arrives at his doorstep for free.

Kenya and Uganda are in talks with Aliko Dangote to build a new oil refinery in Tanzania. The plan includes a pipeline from Mombasa to Tanga to process oil from the region.

@AbdulahiAdan10 Utakula the most expensivd stadium in the world.

President William Ruto hapa alicheza kama yeye mbona tusimpee tutam?

THE TEA IS BOILING OVER Meet Polycarp, the bearded nails guy from that sleek Kilimani parlour... the one with the steady hands, the sharp clippers, and apparently the high voltage, uninterrupted electricity that lit up more than just acrylics According to the streets (and the group chats that never sleep), this dude was allegedly supplying continuous MECHI to comedian Njugush’s wife, Celestine Ndinda (aka Wakavinye).

Millions of shillings are reportedly being stolen from the Kenya Prison Service through fraudulent allowances. It is alleged that some prison constables are earning up to half a million shillings per month in salaries. Some members of the Prison Service are said to have raised complaints, but the Commissioner General of Prisons, the Ethics and Anti-Corruption Commission (EACC), and the Auditor General have yet to take action. How is this possible, and who is responsible?

We need a class action lawsuit against Safaricom Mpesa access. MyOneApp gating structure is the most silly architecture I have seen in this decade.

@smutoro @jackson_gatimu @StandardKenya @EACCKenya What are you waiting for?

Why Hussein Mohammed Tried — And Failed — To Kill @StandardKenya’s CHAN Insurance Corruption Story 📀Sh42M in public tournament funds wired to an unlicensed ghost broker — Riskwell Insurance Brokers Ltd — on the very opening day of CHAN, August 4, 2025 📀 Riskwell was only 40 days old when it secured the insurance contract — incorporated June 25, 2025, with zero regulatory standing 📀 The @ira_kenya confirmed in writing it had never licensed Riskwell for 2025 or any prior year — making the payment for insurance brokerage a criminal facilitation under the Insurance Act 📀 Competitive bidding was deliberately bypassed — three established insurers (Takaful, Old Mutual, Britam) had submitted valid bids, with Britam’s lowest bid at Sh29.1M — Sh13M cheaper than what Riskwell was paid 📀 Riskwell had no VAT obligation, filed no @KRACorporate returns, recorded zero purchases or sales — a textbook ghost company 📀 One of Riskwell’s three directors is linked to a senior FKF official — a direct conflict of interest Hussein cannot explain away 📀 The @EcobankKenya payment advice — timestamped 3:08PM, August 4 — bears Hussein’s own email address as the account holder’s contact, placing him at the centre of the transaction 📀 @husseinmoha sent four emissaries to The Standard’s newsroom in a desperate bid to stop publication — a move that only confirmed the story’s potency 📀 Rather than address the scandal, Hussein hid in Uganda — claiming he could not respond until he returned 📀 The @EACCKenya had already published a damning Q1 2024 report recommending prosecution of former FKF President @Nmwendwa for the same pattern of financial misconduct — Hussein walked straight into the same fire 📀 Whistleblower Ustadh Okello Kimathi had already formally filed the full dossier with the EACC alongside a public call for Hussein to step aside — the story was already in official hands before it hit the front page 📀 Hussein staying in office now actively obstructs investigations and erodes public trust — the cover-up has become bigger than the crime​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ @CAF_Media @caf_online_AR @fifacom_ar @FIFAcom @fifamedia