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@ZidyepO Buy why is a news channel carrying such nonsense. And people are engaging it.

“We satisfy ourselves sexually” but you’re the only one leaving with money in your pocket. There is a name for that.

@instablog9ja Like una no see better news to carry?

“I don't want a relationship where we’d be texting each other, I don't have strength for that. What I have energy for is where we satisfy ourselves s£xually and there’s money in my pocket when I’m leaving” – Nigerian Baddie

@Deejosh17 @Khanstillday But them come beg if them go see small thing for her hand 🤣🤣🤣. She rich pass the "beggar" 🤣🤣🤣

@Khanstillday I look poor for your eyes you wey dey chop oil rice 😂 😆

This is content 😂😂😂

@Richardllax @flakoYRN @Khanstillday At least you go secure attendance 🤣🤣

@flakoYRN @Khanstillday Make I miss organic chemistry class and attendance? Nah man 😂😂😩

@AmbroseXchange @Khanstillday @47kasz Say oil rice dey block her brain 🤣🤣🤣

@Khanstillday @47kasz That girl dey burst my head

@Morris_Monye Zombies

Just look at the Gestapo-like movement of our security bodies on a young man trying to fight for better conditions for the military. FREE JUSTICE CRACK NOW.

@PsychMove @chibuikssss You see your life 🤦

@chibuikssss I can understand people that pay for nudes,they want something personalized. Payment for sex is also not crazy,especially if you're genuinely not looking for connection and just want sex, it makes sense.

Paying for sex is crazy but what’s even crazier is paying for nudes. You niggas can’t be that down bad

@Ol0ye @nnaemekamario If them drop the vin make una call me for phone 😂😂

@nnaemekamario Nice. Drop VIN.

I imported this car for a friend last year. But in the true fashion of all my friends finding their way out of this country and abandoning me to figure out a way into OYSG state house. He's migrating and looking to sell the car for N17m. 96k mileage. VIN: JTHBK1GG1F2195646

@ObinnaOfEnugu @trigottista @SarkinMota_AMF Asset ke. GTFO 🤦

@trigottista @SarkinMota_AMF Everybody must not be an enemy. Many people have said worst about Tinubu and they are now licking his ass. Sarkin Mota is a potential asset and what he tweeted shouldn’t make him be chased away

I say make I greet @SarkinMota_AMF 😂👇 I see him frolicking around Obi now

@Terashiki5256 @JORMUNGAND_rr 🤣🤣

@JORMUNGAND_rr Bro which one be "first" omor you na confirm nepo oh if we enter fight I fit fold you 😂🤲

Day 1 of using the keks instead of driving, heard an advertisement for a midwifery school, and the selling point of the school is that they have a lot of mannequins. They literally said "one mannequin per student" as a punch line, is there a scarcity of mannequins in the nursing world?

@Awele_sofine 🤣🤣🤣

As for me, I still don't know how to draw generator yet... God help me.😭

I went to cover at a scanning centre some months ago (For clarity sake, cover job is when a medical personnel won’t be around and pays you to stand in for them). Everything was flowing smoothly, patients coming in, getting them scanned and them going out until NEPA snatched the light like it was collecting a debt. A little back story: I grew up in a house where my brothers owned the generator. They knew its language, its moods, its temperament. So i never bothered to learn anything about how to turn ON and OFF the generator. You know comfort is a very sweet teacher of the wrong things. So as they took the light, i searched that compound from corner to corner to see if anybody can help me turn ON the Generator but i found Nobody. At this point patients were already getting tired from waiting, some already pressed. Immediately i walked down the road and flagged down a total stranger like a woman on the edge of a deadline because I was. He agreed to help but said i was going to pay him #500 to start the generator. I paid it without a second thought. So he came, started it and I finished my patients. Then he disappeared back into his own life. I exhaled. I thought the day had finished with me. I was about to close for the day when the door swung open one final time and pain walked in wearing the face of a pregnant woman. She wasn't just crying. She was in serious pains. Nurses had sent her urgently for a scan because something about the baby needed confirmation. She had come alone. And the centre held nobody but the two of us. The stranger was gone. The generator was sleeping. And this woman's eyes were searching my face for something resembling hope. I asked myself: How do I send her away not because I lack the skill to scan her, not because the machine is faulty but simply because I never learned to turn ON the Generator. My legs answered before my fear could finish its argument. I walked to that generator and pulled. Nothing. Pulled again. Silence laughed at me. Third pull, the engine woke up like it had been waiting for me to mean it. I scanned her. I saw the baby. She walked out of that room with relief stitched back onto her face. And I stood there, hands still trembling, realising something that rearranged something inside me. The generator did not change. The button did not change. I changed, because this time, walking away would have cost me more than trying. That is what a strong WHY does. It doesn't remove the obstacle. It removes your permission to quit in front of it. So I need to ask you something directly What is it you keep saying you cannot do? How many times have you told that story to yourself and let your brain file it as final? Because here is the truth that shook me that afternoon: You were never waiting for ability. You were waiting for a reason big enough to pull a third time. Find your WHY. Not the pretty version you post about. The one that would make leaving feel like betrayal. That one. Go get that one. Then watch what happens to all your "I can'ts." And tell me in the comments what has your WHY made you do that your fear said was impossible? CC: Damian Favour

@sh3yitokz @iamken43 @Phina_Perfect @Ayoelesho Still you never calm down read to the end when you comment on. 🤦

@iamken43 @Phina_Perfect @Ayoelesho even caro white faceless person dey talk ino blame your type oponu okurin

This Ugo guy is very wicked. So, you refused to pay that woman’s tuition. Took her baby from her. Collected your car from her. Divorced and sent her back to the streets. Deported her to Ikorodu and now making huge progress with the app you built for her. Just because of small cheating? You’re a very wicked man and may God bless you abundantly for being wicked enough to not succumb to the manipulations of a dangerous ex-wife.

@SuspenseP35 @TheRoseAkai You wan follow wetin woman talk ke? 🤦

@TheRoseAkai I thought you said that you understand. 😂 Mad people everywhere

See the man EFCC harassed! It’s deeply sad how Nigeria treats some of its best people.

@jiokety @CTSU___ @Uzomariano The tear gas efcc sprayed in the hospital nkoo

@CTSU___ @Uzomariano Curiously how does strike solve this issue and what happened to the innocent patients in the hospital that will be affected by the strike?

UPDATE: The Professor was assaulted alongside the DCMAC of UUTH. Their reason was because of a delay in signing a death certificate of an EFCC official. Shots were fired in the hospital compound and other doctors assulted too The AKS NMA has declared a total indefinite strike.

@EpitomeOJ x.com/i/status/20542…

There has to be more to this story. I’m waiting for more information. The police won’t just send masked operatives to go arrest a man for no reason. A professor for that matter.

@EpitomeOJ Release tear gas join inside hospital

@Jindilotalks @Quo_Riri So his job is issuing cert. Someone that was performing surgery

@Quo_Riri Why did he delay in issuing the certificate. That delay could've been intentional like how most nigerians like to act like demigods on peoples time....and might have cost the deceased family something important . Next time he will do his job efficiently

It was a delay in issuing a death certificate that caused a whole Professor of Surgery, the only Cardiothoracic Surgeon in Akwa Ibom and Deputy CMAC of UUTH to be harrassed by officials of EFCC. Wildly behaved officials that may be just SSCE holders. What a country!

@asemota And nah election funds be this

Dude will leave the next administration with so much debt that they will wish that they had not won the elections.

@TenzyisHim @jayhemz @HunkleEmma 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jayhemz @oforkaibe @HunkleEmma Inside Keke shey?😂 Dem go comot am inside Keke u no go notice like say make jazz

For sure, no one will steal your phone if you've not stolen another person's phone. Go to Mushin by 11pm first.

@oilpark140 @ChuksEricE 😭😭😂😂😭😭😭

@ChuksEricE The person holding this camera is not healthy oo, why are you breathing like that?

Ex Super Falcons player, Martha Tarhemba Makir shows off her ball juggling skills.