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@ohbanturtle

Katılım Ocak 2012
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Hockeytown Rundown
Hockeytown Rundown@HockeytownRD·
While showtime is long after his prime years, he truly has been effective for the Detroit Red Wings down the stretch since the Olympic Break 🔥 3pts in his last 2gp 🚨 5pts in his last 5gp 🚨 9pts in his last 10gp 🚨 He is currently on pace to finish the season with 67gp 15g 36a 51pts! Should Steve Yzerman re-sign Patrick Kane to another 1yr deal this upcoming off season? 🐙 #LGRW #RedWings
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Oscar Garcia
Oscar Garcia@Oyka1·
@ohbanturtle @animalpit @mistergeezy Pathetic man. She never said regime change, never said going to war, just all that bullshit “all options” BS you have to say as president. You forget. WE ARE ALREADY HERE. Trump went to war, and ask yourself honestly instead of trying to stretch here: would Harris have done so?
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turt@ohbanturtle·
@Oyka1 @animalpit @mistergeezy I voted for her, dumb fuck. I’m not 8 million people. Her dog shit policies failed to turn out 8 million more people. I got shamed into voting by a lib, and guess what. It don’t matter because saying how bad someone else is t doesn’t improve material conditions
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Oscar Garcia
Oscar Garcia@Oyka1·
@ohbanturtle @animalpit @mistergeezy You hate Democrats more than you hate Trump, cheered when Trump won as a punishment on Dems, and hate that we can honestly and legitimately hang Trump and your lack of action against him, on your shoulders. I voted right, you didn’t. Have humility
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Oscar Garcia
Oscar Garcia@Oyka1·
@ohbanturtle @animalpit @mistergeezy So yeah, go ahead, shit on the people who actually saw the disaster coming, but actually tried to stop it instead of intellectually wanking off about how my conscience wouldn’t let me vote, or even dumber shit about how Harris would have been the same as Trump
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turt@ohbanturtle·
@3v1lcl0n3 @strstyler @Grxit The perfect loop for idiots. They get to create their own realities and pretend everyone has to play along
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3v1lcl0n3 ✝
3v1lcl0n3 ✝@3v1lcl0n3·
@strstyler @Grxit if you are poor you just want to steal from rich people if you are rich, you can't talk about taxing other rich people who can talk about taxing rich people
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Mike
Mike@Mike93930548·
@burchie_kid Maybe just Maybe Red Wings suck balls!
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Will Burchfield
Will Burchfield@burchie_kid·
There are a LOT of Montreal fans in Detroit. They are Olé-Olé-Olé-ing and Go-Habs-Go-ing and generally staking their claim to LCA. And the Red Wings are doing very little to hush them. 1-0 Canadiens, who have been the much better team through 2.
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turt@ohbanturtle·
@ProfessorLGRW The replies to this post calling Mike Matheson spiritually Israeli is CRAZY, but a hilarious crash out by Habs/Sens fans nonetheless
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turt@ohbanturtle·
@toddboese @daddykopitar How long did you have to undock his penis from yours to compose this tweet?☠️
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Agent 86 🇺🇸
Agent 86 🇺🇸@toddboese·
@daddykopitar It’s 100% on the soft ass hockey sports media. He’s Russian and he’s the villain in their eyes. Agent 86, The Russian Assassin.
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Slava
Slava@daddykopitar·
Why do people not talk about Kucherov in the same breath as McDavid, MacKinnon, and Draisaitl? 111 points in 62 games. Unreal.
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turt@ohbanturtle·
@KoreaPistonsFan Hockey is a sport of superstitions. Keep it up, we need you😜
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Tom Hur
Tom Hur@KoreaPistonsFan·
To start it off, I don't really believe in sports jinx. But when I wore this sweatshirt during today's Red Wings' game, we came back from a 0-1 deficit and won the game, 3-1. The last time I wore this exact same sweatshirt was when the Red Wings gave it to me in LCA. The Winged Wheels were down 0-4, which was when the Red Wings social team handed me this sweatshirt. The Red Wings went on to win that game, 6-4. I mean..? 🤣🤣🤣
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Please win 🙏 #LGRW

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turt@ohbanturtle·
@DaveBondyTV Dave Bondy will never grow enough brain cells to understand how weather works. Hey Dave, tell me, why does the sun work when clouds are out you dumb fat pig?
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Dave Bondy
Dave Bondy@DaveBondyTV·
As it warms up in Michigan more and more roads will look like this.
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turt@ohbanturtle·
@Oyka1 @animalpit @mistergeezy She said it herself. When people say things believe them. Just like after this exchange I believe your a fucking buffoon
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Oscar Garcia
Oscar Garcia@Oyka1·
@animalpit @ohbanturtle @mistergeezy Cop out. And lazy intellectually. If you’ve lived this long and have the view that Harris and Trump are the same, after the year we’ve had especially, I can only assume you have the understanding of the world of a child
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turt@ohbanturtle·
@Fitzzy73 @CarlMcJenkins Humpty Dumpty who could put his skates on the right feet thinks he knows what he’s talking about. Oof
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Blair Fitzgerald
Blair Fitzgerald@Fitzzy73·
@ohbanturtle @CarlMcJenkins No. That's not true. You just don't like it when I point out the obvious. It hurts your FEELINGS. It's not my fault Yzerman is failing hard. You get emotional like a child who is learning there is no Santa Claus. It is amusing to me.
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
Any other Red Wings season ticket holders baffled at how much they’re charging for playoffs? It’s more expensive than the regular season. #LGRW
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turt@ohbanturtle·
@Fitzzy73 @CarlMcJenkins You’re the worst take under every single red wings reply. That’s how you’re an emotional baby. I see you stinking up every reply with the worst take known to man in each one. Bc you react on emotions, shapes, and colors
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greg.@mistergeezy·
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@mistergeezy “This you?” And it’s some fat fuck on twitter showing how he doesn’t care about holders murdered other than to use for twitter likes. Fuck you, you abomination

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turt@ohbanturtle·
@ChristianHeiens It’s always some cartoon drawn woman pfp. Fucking pedophiles everywhere
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turt@ohbanturtle·
@ChristianHeiens Dumb fuck fat boys on twitter will see this and be like “no he’s not mentally insane and in need of healthcare,” while they wipe their own ass with a bare hand and suck on it
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