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🚨 Breaking: Premier League introduces a new rule! Starting this weekend, all clubs must send their starting XI to Arne Slot 48 hours in advance. Failure to do so could lead to points deduction or even relegation.

@SouthamptonFC I’ve got one better

One must fall ⚔️

@TheDreamyCity Delhi

London or Switzerland?

@yehblitzed @ManUtd Lb more than a CB for me. Balde would be a good option

Tchouameni van Hecke Lamine Camara Barcola Let me see how deep them UCL “its a key summer” pockets are @manutd

@4pf_pixel What is he supposed to say ? Oh sorry no I don’t deserve it . Instead give it to Emanuel oShamelessye

Welcome to England, where a club captain who’s already led his team to a trophyless season by December is talking about what the PFA Player of the Year award means to him.

@SthirVichaar @FrontalForce Waah Re chatgpt

@FrontalForce "Harbhajan didn't just leave AAP — he bowled Kejriwal clean bowled on his own crease." 🏏

Kejriwal stopped his leaders from going to Ram temple, Ayodhya In a sharp attack, his own MP Harbhajan Singh said "those who have problem with me going to ram temple can do whatever they want but i will go" Yesterday, Harbhajan Singh left AAP & supported Raghav Chadha in joining BJP 🙏

Their child will be called bad carpenter

@EvkProductions No bro we good

I need him at my club

@Vararse_ Proper 10/10 this

Tchouameni Baleba Matheus F Welbeck Diomande Balde Window /10

@WakoCD_ That’s where Fernandes/Alex Scott comes in

You can’t sign these two without also signing techiest, progressivest, passiest midfielder on the market— athleticism, energy & defensive ability well & truly covered, but we need so much more in possession.

@utdscope Yeah let’s put the best player in the league on the bench. Good one mate

First game of next season and we line up with this midfield three, we’d surely win it all.

@UtdMaI Munoz isn’t better than Dalot Skelly is behind a CB playing lb for Arsenal and I’m pretty sure Delijt is dead the club is just covering up

Imagine this backline next season🤯

@CineAlpha1 Shahrukh looked like he had constipation

According to you, who did it better — Ranveer Singh or Shah Rukh Khan? 🔥

@CFCMods True. The moment anybody even touches Reece James he gets injured

These are the untouchables. Build the team around them.

@SatbiRRooney @AndyMitten Europa league Nov 25 ? I did too 😄

@AndyMitten Spotted, 🥰 I stayed at Quays for game against FC PAOK. View from the window.

Good morning from Salford Quays. Can anyone spot Old Trafford?

@MatchAttackHQ My favourite

Who is MANCHESTER UNITED’S most underrated player ever? I think Nani was because he was living in Ronaldo’s shadow 🔥 #MUFC

@atifreds @ManUtd Blackchester United are back

summer 2026 @ManUtd

@centregoals @WeAreTheOverlap This ladies and gentlemen exactly is the reason why these lots should never have a sniff of any trophy on this planet earth

🚨🚨🎙️| Ian Wright: “If Arsenal win the Premier League, Declan Rice has to win Premier League POTY. And if Arsenal win the Champions League. Rice should also win the Ballon d'Or.” [@WeAreTheOverlap]

Please don’t disappoint she must win her seat 🙏🏻🙏🏻

@Diego_Leon_hq @ANTHONEE21 No one.

Which of these players did Manchester United make a mistake by not signing permanently?

@ManUtd Announce Tchouameni

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