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Arsenal have a high probability of winning champions league compared to epl

@kilundeezy Ata nikiwa na njaa aje siwezi huyu Caicedo😂

Hizi what buana 😂😂😂

Did you mean Epstein’s time?

7' | Charlie Kirk shoots from range, but Harrison Male makes the stop. 0-0 | #YCFC 🔴🔵

The Strait is opened

@ThatFernStan Unaikula ivo ivo ikiwa na koti yake. Just make sure uko na mate mingi isikunyonge. Hide id, ni Abuya masta

kama huna microwave unachemsha vipi ugali 😭

@Rhymaholic @georgediano Wewe ukiwa class 2 ulikuwa unaelewa kizungu gani

@georgediano Hajawai nibamba. Yeye hubamba MAFALA hawaezi elewe movie on their own ama wale hawaskii kizungu ya mapua

I listened to DJ Afro during the boxing match, and he didn’t sound the same anymore. Age seems to be catching up with him. He’s no longer as funny as he used to be, he has even stopped producing new movies. I just wish he could get his mojo back, I still enjoy his old films. He’s a legend that most of us Millennials and older generations respect a lot.

@Mfdpmo @DCI_Kenya Kambas are never beating the allegations

Cousin yangu wa grade 9 ameanza kupost bangi on his ig stories. @DCI_Kenya I need to know nani uyo anauzia watoto wa 14 years bangi apo kenyatta road exactly opposite juja city mall, iyo area ya rùrie. Wazazi wakijua watoto wao wanavuta bangi I'll be the first suspect.

@Rayneemomsy @Ian_San254 A girl that gets no action has no business in tracking her periods though

@Ian_San254 I beg to differ, it's exactly for the purpose you mentioned, track periods, nobody wants to mess herself just because she doesn't know her flow days, alafu msichana akimess mnaanza matusi ati hajijui. get out of that bubble.

Any girl who has an app that tracks her periods is smashing someone raw

Slid in her dms and she actually responded

@xysist @Smurf_Nita @xyinc_ Check hip size then revert back

@Smurf_Nita @xyinc_ DEADLYYY SEXXYY ESPECIALLY

If you like me and what you see, I can organize some privacy.

"Open the fuckin Strait" I whisper to my wife as I snuggle up beside her

⚡️⭕️ After his frenzied tweets, Trump decided to take the matters in his own hands and liberate Hormuz by himself :

During World War II, Hitler was convinced that Americans lacked the will to fight and that any who did would be quickly overwhelmed. When early reports arrived from the battles in North Africa, German observers noted that Americans fought differently from the Europeans. Rather than charging aggressively and risking heavy infantry casualties, U.S. forces relied on overwhelming firepower—staying at a distance and expending vast quantities of artillery with little hesitation. Thanks to unmatched industrial production and logistics, fresh supplies were always available. This approach allowed relatively smaller American units to wear down much larger and well-entrenched enemy forces. In contrast, German and other European doctrines often emphasized aggressive maneuver and were sometimes more willing to accept high casualties to achieve objectives or preserve key equipment. This material-heavy American style surprised many Germans, including Hitler, who had long dismissed U.S. soldiers as soft and lacking in fighting spirit. He believed soldiers were cheap and expendable; he discovered too late that Americans fought to conserve lives by expending machines and ammunition instead. It was one of many reasons for Germany’s defeat—perhaps the hardest for some foreigners to fully understand. Americans place a high value on the lives of our soldiers. Equipment and shells could always be replaced.

This is why it is important to have nukes. And if have nukes, make more nukes. And have intercontinental missiles. Then put the nukes on those missiles. And more importantly keep them paired, ready, hidden but operational even in the case of decapitation strikes. But most importantly, select and put the most patriotic and uncompromising hands in-charge of those nukes with the ability to counter strike. So the crazy adversary knows no matter how battered and how leaderless, the country will rain down a nuclear holocaust on them. What I'm saying is, just having some nukes and ICBMs needing five people's authorization to assemble a strike is not enough these days. The enemy must know it will happen anyhow. There's no escape from nuclear hell if sovereignty is breached beyond a point. A world of crazies needs crazy preparation and crazier posturing for a country to not be consumed by it.

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Bring the fight.

Judging by how POTUS swears like a teenager, it seems the US has reached the Stone Age sooner than expected.

ukiwa exam room alafu infinix yako ulikua umeficha kwa msolombo ianze kuoverheat

@Kenyans @osoroKE Obinna naye anapenda kubeg sana. If people pay to watch the matches mbona yeye asilipe za stadium?

President Ruto, I request that you give us the Kasarani Indoor Arena space for free so that I don’t have to pay for it next time - Obinna

@Nyamisa_Chela Si juzi you threw Maraga under the bus? If umekuwa mtu wa tutam that's okay. It's your choice. But kukuja kutupea lecture apa uache. Usitufunze kazi. Mbwa sana

We are facing a crisis alafu there’s this one politicking about everything. Nyinyi wenye husupport huyu mtu huwa vichwa maji sana. Na muache ujinga ya kila siku 2 horse race. For instance, so mnaamini the KPC boss is being thrown out so that museveni gets his person in? Ok, let’s assume that’s the case, why can’t you demand that both that thief and that Museveni crony be thrown out? Why are they making it look like there are no third options? Why can’t you refuse both Ruto and these united fools? Lazima ikue the same people over and over? Also remember before he tried to joy ride on the movement he was ok with us getting shot and killed. This man annoys me so much. Smh Remember how a few days before he was impeached he was begging Ruto waongee. He’s a bitter loser who will turn all our problems into his political fodder.