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how it feels leaving butter out to soften

getting high and shazaming every song on the radio

@StantonforMayor @JDVance @VP He converted to Catholicism in 2019 btw after all those sins against children had been well documented

@JDVance .@VP I’m GOING to vote for you! Please stop letting this next generation pedoph*le off the hook. The Catholic Church has NEVER atoned for their sins against children. I’m okay if they tap dance on the flames of Hell.

I am grateful to Pope Leo for saying this. While the media narrative constantly gins up conflict–and yes, real disagreements have happened and will happen–the reality is often much more complicated. Pope Leo preaches the gospel, as he should, and that will inevitably mean he offers his opinions on the moral issues of the day. The President–and the entire administration–work to apply those moral principles in a messy world. He will be in our prayers, and I hope that we'll be in his.

@lambdanthony @NBinted big brother cruises already exist I'm pretty sure. none with my goat dan though

@NBinted Dan said his mom (who apparently works for a travel agency) has been trying to pitch a 'Big Brother Cruise' with him for years, and that inspired him to try a 'Streamer Cruise' And NL got onboard because 1. it's a cruise and 2. it's such an insane bit that it could actually work

Who convinced Northernlion to do a Supercruise to begin with? How does it line up in any way with his brand or his audience? Who actually spent $1800+ to get super diarrhoea with a Twitch streamer?

i would do unspeakable things for saint louis to get a zohran

@untiloasis westport social winning a bracket..

it’s kinda sick that every single result here is wrong. there’s just a whole other world out there

watching blue velvet the way david lynch intended it- on an iPad with ad breaks for sports betting apps. tubi rocks

found files of my company sponsoring tyler blevins 10 years ago and the internal pitch deck as to why they thought that was a good idea

straight coworker said my attraction to sabrina carpenter supercedes my love of her music... idk if you can say that white baby

@01xNithin @bloomjpg agreed!

QTCinderella couldn't believe Polymarket ignored her cease and desist over Streamer Awards bets "They were like, it doesn't matter.. So many people know the results beforehand.. I had a production team of 100 there, what are you guys thinking?"

bro what

6 longest years of my life #MyXAnniversary

now im listening to rumours maybe old people are allowed to shit on modern pop music....

@vvenyx listened on repeat the rest of the day

listening to abbey road for the first time

GET HIGH AND GO TO YOUR LOCAL FISH FRY YOU WON'T GET PARANOID

@AIPAC @RepWesleyBellMO fuck you and wesley bell

"From our national security standpoint, Israel is a key strategic partner." Thank you @RepWesleyBellMO for standing with our ally! 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@hasanthehun thank you for talking about this! 17mil for a rep seat in a majority blue district to get the anti genocide candidate out should not be considered normal!

we will pry this seat back from israel inshallah