Melissa

@oncor Power has been out since 5:30 am and I can’t even get an ETA almost 12 hours later. Unprecedented. What gives?

2/2 Non-thunderstorm gusts to 65mph this afternoon have resulted in some new outages. Crews are clearing debris & making repairs as quickly & safely as conditions allow. Keep safety top of mind by staying away from debris & calling 911 if you see a downed power line #dfwwx #txwx

1/2 #OncorWeatherCurrent Update - Work will continue into the evening & overnight as our personnel work to restore power to those affected by today's weather. Early-morning thunderstorms produced widespread wind gusts in excess of 80 mph, including a tornado in Irving.

“Less crying, more smashing” is the vibe I’m taking into the second half of 2024

If you require transportation to and from the Multi-Agency Resource Center at Truett Elementary on June 1 or June 2, please call 214-670-4275 for assistance.

Join us Saturday and Sunday at the MARC to receive assistance from these organizations after the severe weather: - American Red Cross - North Texas Food Bank - Catholic Charities - Agape Connect - Texans on Mission - Legal Aid of Northwest Texas - 211 Community Council

actually dr. scholls is the guy who created it, what you’re wearing is scholls monster

petition to have tom hanks and chet hanks start a podcast called big main where chet explains extremely online things to his dad and it helps out other olds not necessarily like me but almost exactly like me

@dallas_observer Righteous Gemstones vibes

A Plano Church Gets Roasted for Its Really Extra Christmas Show dallasobserver.com/arts/a-dallas-…

I’m struggling to come up with the professional translation of “good lookin out!”

@MeanestTA Moms are gonna mom

@LisaMalin6 @CraigMacRealtor @limitlessleila @DeletedrettiwT @clhubes @marloubo Lol something tells me that was neither the first nor the last life crisis from Louie. My boy Jerry can relate.

@LisaMalin6 @CraigMacRealtor @limitlessleila @DeletedrettiwT @clhubes @marloubo The only thing that matters is the very cute and sleepy dog that no one is petting for some strange reason.

Amazon doesn’t eat the cost of returns. They pass it back to the publishers who pass it back to the writers. You’re not gaming a large corporation. When you buy a book, read it, and then return it, you’re stealing from authors.

@GHaakAttack @stevanzetti Right you are, Ken!

@stevanzetti Most Extreme Elimination Challenge reboot?

Is anyone else thinking what I'm thinking

High fashion SpongeBob, a thread. (1/7)

@Tatyana_Schum @harrisoncomedy Perfect racehorse name

@harrisoncomedy Honorable Menschen

My dad bought a small fishing boat and I’m trying to find the best Jewish nautical pun we can name it. Internet, do your thing.

Hi 🙋🏽‍♂️, that’s not me.

@hotlinescream @punished_cait You’re a real one for that 😆

@punished_cait its kinda white ngl

I miss the days where getting a bad night of sleep was entirely my fault.

@MerriamWebster @bobbkwrds I might be in love with the dictionary?

@bobbkwrds We'd love to read the dictionary you've written to compare notes

"Why? Because she’s brought a ludicrously capacious bag. What’s even in there, huh? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail? I mean, Greg, it’s monstrous. It’s gargantuan. You could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job."

Me on Teams when I forget my camera is on