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@ohupretty

All views my own, and utterly unserious for the most part. ｡ʚ🧸ɞ ｡ﾟ ⊹

United Kingdom Katılım Şubat 2022

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When you’re in a job interview and they ask u where you see yourself in 5 years:

Dammit Bits@DammitBits

Your husband gifting you Cartier while your boyfriend hangs out in the pool. Dang.

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fluttershy@hwrtyed·2d

some of u didn’t go insane at 15 and it shows

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@justiceandheels @hollowearthterf @Deepthough700 Lawyers tend to marry other lawyers.

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@ohupretty @hollowearthterf @Deepthough700 Lawyers do get married a lot, they just get good prenups and dont rush into anything

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Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor)@hollowearthterf·1d

It’s clear that women who say this sort of thing are always coping for their lack of accomplishments and just general laziness

CHLOÉ HAPPE@bronzeageshawty

girls be getting law degrees thinking it will attract a smart husband but even the smartest men in the world don’t want a nagging argumentative bitch wife who doesn’t have the time to cook

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@GamerOnTheRight @dundereloise x.com/oh_dear_wadawa…

Paul Aidan B@oh_dear_wadawa

For context, when Winona Ryder eventually started doing interviews again after being out of spotlight, she was still being asked about, and having to explain nicking a few items from a department store. This utter scumbag is getting fluff piece softball interviews.

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Gamer On The Right@GamerOnTheRight·3d

@ohupretty @dundereloise That is an interesting take. I would have said its women that are allowed a complete lack of accountability and responsibility for their behavior in modern times. Out of curiosity, what about men do you say leads to no accountability today?

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__eloïse__@dundereloise·3d

Women: what do you most envy about men?

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@Independent_ie It’s not up to Luxury shops to share their customers spending habits, thats the antithesis of what they’d want to do

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Irish Independent@Independent_ie·3d

Luxury shops urged to flag suspicious big spenders in state crackdown on money laundering buff.ly/9MB8A61

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@1arabella_ Where’s 6.

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Bella 🌸@1arabella_·3d

Ladies - be honest - which do you prefer on a man?

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How I think I should look after taking creatine once

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@soigomaa Original

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goma@soigomaa·5d

Unpopular opinion: I rarely meet men in real life who are as remarkable as the ones written in movies, but I constantly meet women who are far more impressive than the women movies give us.

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mao 🇦🇺@freemaowtf·12 Haz

what does that fat fuck even need a trillion dollars for

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Unpopular opinion: I rarely meet men in real life who are as remarkable as the ones written in movies, but I constantly meet women who are far more impressive than the women movies give us.

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@victorKvng_ @clinswift House of the dragon, a knight of the seven kingdoms

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@clinswift Any other TV show he’s produced?

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乄@victorKvng_·12 Haz

Started re-watching Game of Thrones from the beginning again and all I can say is the level of script writing and acting that went into that series is unimaginable..

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Gabrielle@gabbilicious04·11 Haz

establishing dominance by being the naked window neighbor

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@icapsalot Daddy?

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⁂@icapsalot·8 Haz

What is this men genre called

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This is just what happens when you stay out of the sun. Tanning ages you so badly.

Creepy.org@creepydotorg

Anne Hathaway has to be a vampire. 17 years old 42 years old

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kart@strawbrryk8·6 Haz

Ive been training my pelvic floor to kill people

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Turning up at the moms book club with haunting Adeline as my monthly pick because I want them to know I’m insane 🙂

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She wasn’t a villain.

cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic

Rosamund Pike was so good in GONE GIRL (2014) that it permanently altered how a lot of people see her. An actor’s dream is creating a character audiences can’t separate from the performance. Pike pulled that off with Amy Dunne in spectacular fashion.

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