O. Jumbe

“1995, we got married as a devoted Christian, my wife was a virgin.. but alas getting pregnant is not about being a virgin woman 😭😭 We waited for this for 30years I cried 😭 😭 day and night with my wife 😭😭😭 we fasted all manner of fasting no way! We gave up My wife have never experienced pregnancy in my marriage. No missed period, no miscarriage 😭😭 But today.. I am carrying twins babies, boy and girl 😭 😭 😭 At 60 years old, finally as a man I am carrying my own children for the first time in life 😭😭😭 my own biological children . All parents celebrate with me... God has finally done it in our life”🙏 Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉

🚨🚨🚨 Casemiro’s last ever speech to Manutd Supporters. “The best thing about this Football club is you” #MUFC #Casemiro

My name is Patrick Gachie . On Friday 15th /05/2026 .I was conned with a stolen cheque after delivering onions worth 115k to a man called Kennedy Meme , who has since disappeared I’m now unwell , depressed and defeated . As a full-time student Onions were my only source of

Taita Taveta 2027 politics is getting crowded: • 13 gubernatorial candidates • 11 Senate aspirants • 18 Women Rep hopefuls • 10 Voi MP contenders • 16 Ngolia Ward MCA aspirants The county has less than 200,000 voters. GREED, PERSONAL AMBITION & SELFISHNESS..

SORRY my Boss.I FEEL your pain.Those you ASSIGNED my RESPONSIBILITIES & 'project' mzee have let you DOWN miserably.They bangled our BIG4,killed our party & wasted your 2ND term.Wao ni bure kabisa.Boss,am AVAILABLE.Just a PHONE call away.Sadly last CABINET was 2yrs ago. Yule No.2

Rigathi Gachagua cracks ribs as he narrates to the Kenyans in the UK how he and Methu HAMMERED Ruto during Kiaraho's burial in Ol Kalou

"Ruto alidanganywa na Ichung'wah kuwa akinitoa nitaisha na nisahaulike, today I am his biggest headache. They are spending Ksh50,000,000 to put 24/7 surveillance on me!"~Gachagua

The judge said the system failed that 91-year-old woman. But her family failed her, too. The destruction of the family unit is not organic. It is deliberate social engineering, and it is succeeding. Look at the reality: •1 in 3 adults is now estranged from their parents. •Intergenerational support has been systematically dismantled. •Isolation is marketed as “independence” by TikTok influencers, encouraging young adults to cut off their families over curated narratives rather than having adult conversations. This woman should have had family standing between her and that pharmacy counter. Instead, she was left totally alone against a broken system. This coordinated destruction of the family is the hidden enemy we need to expose. We must recognize the propaganda behind it if we are going to reverse it and restore the family as the bedrock of society.

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜 The agreement is set to be completed. #CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

Senator Methu @methumuhia made an interesting post yesterday. He said that at the peak of the impeachment proceedings, he, Rigathi @rigathi and a female Luo Senator (the only one is Beatrice Ogola Oyomo, so this description wasn't cryptic enough) went to see a very powerful opposition figure (si you just say Raila Odinga surely) to help Gachagua. Raila apparently promised that he would see what to do, and called an ODM Senator in house leadership (the description only fits Senators Madzayo, Ledama and Sifuna). Later, Methu arrived at the Senate thinking that they had a deal, before the said leader reminded him that in this case, the gazelle had run to the leopard for help, and there was only one way the matter would end. The naivety of this anecdote surprises me. How did Gachagua and his people think that after dehumanising and humiliating Raila throughout their short-lived period in government, he would suddenly wake up and help them stay on in the regime? How did Methu even believe that the Secretary General of ODM would have any other instructions from his party leader, other than to impeach? Gachagua had alienated such large parts of the nation that even today, if the impeachment is done again, it would pass! This is the reality that pro-Gachagua folks still don't see. That even outside government, he has done nothing to assure non-Kikuyus that he can be more than a tribal lord. But he has other uses in 2027. If he runs, Ruto wins. If he is running mate, Ruto wins. Which means that Gachagua is now the most potent tool in removing Ruto, by backing a ticket in which he is neither the top man nor the running mate. Besides, 2027 is a youth-driven detribalised vote, so he also can't come with a long list of things Kikuyus must get in the subsequent government formed. The fact that Gachagua is an important cog in the removal of Ruto is the reason regime operatives lie in wait to run hashtags whenever @edwinsifuna is seen with him. I am happy that the Nairobi Senator ignored this foolishness and went to bury Kanini Kega's man. Real ODM supporters will remember that day when, after being proposed for Azimio presidential candidate, Raila made the first road trip through Mount Kenya. The tour began at a hotel in Nanyuki and ended in Nairobi. While most Kikuyu leaders were staying away, still unsure, Kanini Kega took the lead, stood on a sunroof and led from the front. By the time they got to Githurai, Kanini had earned the nickname "Super Striker" and was working up the huge crowds excitedly. And he never wavered. Until the last minute, even when aware he was losing his seat, he trusted Uhuru's word and stood with Raila. The ODM SG is right that he is the custodian of the register of Raila's friends. Kanini Kega was one of them. There was a duty to go and honour his departed mother. The other ODM of cowards couldn't go there, because they now operate only within their villages since they have no capacity for inter-tribal relations (they couldn't even go to the funeral of Onyonka's mother next door). So if Sifuna goes to visit Baba's friends and Gachagua is there, the regime and its bloggers can shove their opinions about it. We all can't be sold the anti-Kikuyu narrative. We know those who did this in 2007 and we won't buy it again. There is a new world order. Being in the same tent as Gachagua does not mean "selling our people to Gachagua". But if Gachagua helps demolish the kleptocracy that impoverishes the masses, he will find a role in the ultimate movement. Perhaps the regime and its adherents can take their eyes off Gachagua for a moment and focus on the price of fuel, which is hurting the common man more than Gachagua's itinerary.

🚨🎙️ Patrice Evra jokingly sends a message to Nottingham Forest ahead of tomorrow’s game: 🗣️ “I have a proposal for Nottingham Forest tomorrow 😂 Just let Bruno Fernandes get two assists, and then you can win the game 3-2 if you want. Allow Casemiro to score one of those clutch headers from a Bruno corner or free-kick, then let Šeško grab another goal from a beautiful Bruno pass. After that, you can score as many goals as you like because Manchester United don’t really need the points anymore 😭 At this stage, we are fighting for Bruno’s records and awards too!”

Khalwale after hearing Onyonka wants to beat his record.

The internet never forgets. Watch this 2021 video carefully. This is Moses Wetang'ula, furious at Uhuru Kenyatta because fuel had reached KSh135. Watch how he asks why fuel was cheaper in Uganda than in Kenya. Today, fuel is at KSh242. What changed?

This man, Caleb amisi, the MP for Saboti, must now decide what he really wants. He is now claiming that Edwin Sifuna’s idea of Linda Mwananchi teaming up with the opposition to unseat Ruto is a lie. What other possible way is there? None. Either way, Ruto must go home. Could he be the mole within Linda Mwananchi? The other day, he was also claiming that the road infrastructure projects in Embakasi East done by Babu Owino are merely national government projects that Babu is taking credit for. I honestly don’t trust this guy.

The internet never forgets. Watch this 2021 video carefully. Fuel hit around KSh150 and Murkomen, the Bomet Senator and others now in UDA government were shouting daily and attacking Uhuru. Today fuel is at KSh242. Same people. Different silence. What changed?

RECALL OF PARLIAMENT FROM RECESS - FUEL PRICES: Following our proposal to amend various laws with the aim of reducing fuel prices, we have written to the Speaker of the National Assembly with a request to recall the house from recess at the earliest, preferably Monday to process the various proposed amendments. We have proposed amendments as below; Amendment on the VAT act to reduce VAT on fuel Products from 8% to Zero thereby making Petro, Diesel and Kerosene VAT exempt. This will save Kenyans Ksh 15.87 and Ksh 17.99 on Super Petro and diesel respectively. Reduction of RMLF by Ksh 7 through the revocation of the Road Maintenance Levy Fund (Imposition of Levy) Order, 2024. The proposal on additional Ksh 5Bn subsidies for Diesel does not necessarily need Parliamentary approval. All these proposals can reduce the Price by an acceptable margin and avert damaging inflationary effects to the economy. Thank you. We are African and Africa is our Business..

I would personally go buy from him,i love seeing somalis who have intergrated.

The first localman to request the court to stop so that he can laugh

I was forwarded this image on WhatsApp, and it’s been making rounds all week. This was June 1997. Moi was in power. Fuel prices and cost of living were high and our rights were under attack. 29 years later, different era, same struggle. Kenya is blessed with so much potential, we cannot remain trapped in an endless cycle of corruption, poor priorities and injustice. We must unite and put in place leadership that can truly break this endless cycle of unnecessary misfortune. #TuunganeTujikomboe

@Honcalebamisi you just seem unhappy why @edwinsifuna is getting the limelight. Your ego cant allow you.