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@NoContextHumans Interesting that all the notes came out the same way up and glitch through the floor - learn to spot AI people

A normal day in London

@discogs Talking Heads

Name a band reunion that would make your day.

Now delayed for 20 mins with a child who can barely move in the allocated seat. What happened to your standards? Flight crew just ignoring the situation.

@British_Airways broken seats in front of us on the flight from Marseilles to Heathrow, child and mother are definitely not safe with child so close to seat in front. Crew just said “it’s an old plane and bits are broken”. Really not good enough. Can’t even get the tray down

@NoContextBrits I don’t know which three I would save but I can categorically say Coldplay will never be in my three 🤣🤣

The battle of the British bands. You can only save 3.

@BloodRecs You are a legend sir

@theJeremyVine Ah I always look forward to the over reaction by @theJeremyVine and “insert cycling warrior name here” when the police pull a cyclist over for a sensible reason for their safety (fog, wind). Cue cyclists referencing the Highway Code and overtaking cars!

@SimonJohnPalmer @theJeremyVine To echo what @theJeremyVine would normally say, “if you think that is correct please don’t walk anywhere” 🤣🤣🤣

@theJeremyVine Pedestrian had the right of way, as per the Highway Code, and the use of the horn as a warning wasn't justified imo.

When I saw this happen in front of me, I thought the pedestrian was to blame (I mean, those headphones). Now I’ve watched it back I think the driver MUST slow down and MUST NOT blow his horn. Would love your thoughts.

@ScottBentonMP Says a lot about a person who would rather watch silent football matches with no commentary, only interested in the goals and is clearly sat on his own in the “pub” (which is actually his living room)😂😂

@theJeremyVine Oh dear @theJeremyVine you couldn’t just let it be a video about some bad cycling. Not sure how you hit that cyclist next to you lol. You do seem to get into a lot of scrapes….

In fairness to all involved, the lawbreaking cyclist posed no real danger; the impact was minor; and I made a new friend. If this had been three drivers coming together, there would have been a fist-fight, an insurance claim, and a jam at Marble Arch backing up to Victoria.

My first collision of the year, and it's caused by a cyclist going through a red light.

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@MarkBuckland73 @YPLAC I have a friend who drive a Land Rover, she is an excellent parker but I still send he photos of every badly parked Land Rover I see asking “Is this you?”, it never gets old 🤣

Does anyone else take picture of cars who park next to them or who have parked badly in case they damage your car. Take the bellend in the Volvo for example! Can’t even park between big white lines! 🙄

@mattie2twi @NoContextBrits @YouGov Ah yes chilli con carne that classic English dish! 🤣

@NoContextBrits @YouGov I'd promote steak and kidney pudding, black pudding and haggis then from there to Top tier I really only like 1 dish per row. In God tier I'd put in a nice home-made Chilli con carne, keep fish and chips and reject the rest. Interested to see how this works for Greek dishes.

Thoughts?

@SRDHAIN @NoContextBrits @YouGov I would say the bin but it would probably drag itself out and be on the table by the morning

@NoContextBrits @YouGov Where does this go?

@theJeremyVine @TOrynski @MikeyCycling Maybe just admit, heaven forbid, that you are in the wrong @theJeremyVine. Time and time again, the message should not be “a driver did this wrong thing” or “a cyclist did this wrong” maybe we should all just be a careful and not just leap to posting videos??

@TOrynski @MikeyCycling You are a very strange person.

Is there a taxi driver school where they teach this stuff?

@laaauuureeens @Philster881 @theJeremyVine I don’t think misrepresentation is the same as feelings….

@Philster881 @theJeremyVine Why are you making out that drivers’ feelings are as important as cyclists’ lives?

Since this video has started circulating again, may I please respectfully point out that, (1) the Penny Farthing rider is not me, and (2) the van driver is 100% in the wrong in this clip. Thank-you

@Philster881 @theJeremyVine Most sensible comment I’ve seen on these types of posts for a while. All road users need to respect each other. The trend for cyclist posting videos highlights one side of the story. Unfortunately I fear the @theJeremyVine s of this world won’t take your advice

@theJeremyVine Ok, I get this data, I just would love you to also tweet and get that many drivers out there are careful and considerate of ‘all’ people on the highways…. It can’t always one way? I see many awful manoeuvres by motorcyclists, cyclists, pedestrians… and of course drivers

@DRFCProgrammes Love that shirt - I’m quite proud of my two!

Love my programmes, but absolutely delighted with this little gem purchased just before Xmas, unworn, straight out the bag. #drfc #9697away #perfect

@CyclingInASkirt annoying the cycling twitterati may be my new favourite thing. So angry all the time and never wrong. I always respect cyclists on the road and know why they do things like cycle in the middle. Not every situation needs a video posting but I guess it fills time and gets likes.

@adamplewington One of us appears to be indignant, and it isnt me. And witch hunt? Oh do sit down.

This is why cyclists ride IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. This happens so often here where drivers just don’t look before they pull out. #cycling in #Sheffield

@JujuliaGrace @_DHOTYA

My little boy just said, completely unprompted “the problem with Liz Truss is that she couldn’t count”. He’s 6. 🤣