olivia 🖤

"where did your money go" i'm either wearing it or i ate it

Me: “i’m going to be positive today at work” Also me: 5 minutes into my shift

I be so happy when I get off work, I feel like I just got released from jail.

Me: “I should have about $200 left” Bank balance: $2.13 Me:

POV: Food gives you energy Me after eating:

my money already having places to be before it even hit my account

you smell good is a 10/10 compliment

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

i love a repost button. idgaf if it’s twitter, tiktok, or instagram tf repost repost repost!

I'll go a whole week without spending $40 just to spend $1500 randomly in one day.

Have (2) Olivia Dean tickets for sale - London , April 29th, London twitter.com/messages/compo…

Have (2) SIDEMEN Charity Match tickets, April 18th twitter.com/messages/compo…

Have (2) Olivia Dean tickets for Wed Apr 22nd at Glasgow for sale twitter.com/messages/compo…

Have (2) Rosalia London tickets for sale twitter.com/messages/compo…

HR: a coworker complained about your attitude Me:

Me at 1:30am Me at 6am

a good hair day, fly outfit , drinks with your friends and some sunlight is the epitome of peak girlhood

Me: But I have many hidden talents. Teacher: Aww really, what are they? Me: I don't know, they're all hidden.

“I hate this job” *gets paid*

having a small waist really keeps me going