21st Century Schizoid Man.

Today, I’m officially announcing my retirement from the UFC. This decision comes after a lot of reflection, and I want to take a moment to express my deepest gratitude for the journey I’ve experienced over the years. From the first time I stepped into the Octagon, my goal was to push the boundaries of what was possible in this sport. Becoming the youngest UFC champion in history, defending my title against some of the best fighters in the world, and sharing unforgettable moments with fans across the globe—these are memories I’ll cherish forever. I’ve faced incredible highs and some tough lows, but every challenge has taught me something valuable and made me stronger, both as a fighter and as a person. I want to thank the UFC, Dana, Hunter, Lorenzo, God, my family, coaches, teammates, and all the fans who have stood by me through every chapter. Your unwavering support and belief in me have been my foundation. To my fellow fighters, thank you for bringing out the best in me and for the respect we’ve shared inside and outside the cage. As I close this chapter of my life, I look forward to new opportunities and challenges ahead. MMA will always be a part of who I am, and I’m excited to see how I can continue to contribute to the sport and inspire others in new ways. Thank you all for being part of this incredible journey with me. The best is yet to come.

@theLawFirm42 Mos' def, hasn't morphed much in recent years.

' The only Man i ever feared was a Woman.'

@ESPNUK Yaya was the more complete player

All in their prime, who you taking? 🤔

Luos, please assemble here and see greatness 🥰🥰🥰 If this young man doesn't move you as a luo ....nyasayachiel nobikodi!😅. #luoculture #luomusic

I swear i just had an Epiphany!

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@Papii_locsta @MuneneInc Unajua how heartless it feels ukitupa paka imezoea kukaa kwa nyumba nje bana...ww ka hupendi Paka usikam

@omondi_billy @MuneneInc Reminds me of a bitch I used to date,ilibidi me ndio niendange kwake cause she doesn't like cats...na me nlisema heri alale njee lakini sio paka yangu

A small rule of mine kwangu is that hakuna vyombo zinafaa kulala kwa sink

@OnjweriCleophas @MuneneInc 😅 ukweli, we ndio umejileta kwetu, behave.

@omondi_billy @MuneneInc Naisha bana😂😂😂

@1CryptonVille @MuneneInc Not yet, but now that you mention it...

@omondi_billy @MuneneInc So does it mean you have a tattoo of your cat or a chain with its name?

@x_weep Chris Kaiga.

@NicKanali It was a long time coming. Those two types of personalities cant mix.

That Trump and Elon fallout came sooner that we expected.

@StandardKenya Thats some warped logic right there.

"I am the governor. All doctors and nurses are under me. Did you really want me to lie on a table with the same doctors helping me deliver?” Governor Susan Kihika posed amid cheers. tnx.africa/politics/artic…

@Kophen_ namna gani huku 😂

Tujikaze tupachikwe mimba this long weekend… 😏😏

@yvonnebuluma kuja nikushow mali ziko 😂

Nimekumbuka sahi tulikua tushalipwa ya end month last week. Yoohhh. Pesa zilienda?

@Rhymaholic @C_NyaKundiH Its not a him, its a her.

@C_NyaKundiH it seems that lecturer was denied some nyap. a good lesson to him

High Court orders Kenyatta University to pay Ksh 850,000 in damages to a student after it was found to have violated her constitutional right to fair administrative action by withholding continuous assessment test (CAT) marks, effectively blocking her from graduating despite completing the required coursework. The court ruled the university’s actions were unfair, irrational, and violated her constitutional right to fair administrative action, ordering that she be included in the next graduation list. The judgment also criticized the university and the lecturer involved for victimizing the student when she sought legal redress, demonstrating the institution’s failure to investigate or provide a proper forum to resolve her grievance.

@WelBeast @ChelseaFC Mos' def is.

@ChelseaFC Is that Nairobi?

🤩 Let us know where you're following tonight's final from... 🌎 #CFC | #UECLFinal

@KingdomBankKE Your DMs aren't open so how exactly am i to share my details? You're not a serious bank for real.

@omondi_billy Greetings, thank you for contacting kingdom bank Ltd. Kindly share your contact details via inbox we contact you. ^CM

Man @KingdomBankKE has some of the worst customer service known to man.