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Updated AI darling list $VVV $TAO

@gmoneyNFT @udiWertheimer Not everyone has Gmoney. Macbook neo best bang for buck

@udiWertheimer im thinking of just going in with the m5 macbook.

i think the new MacBook Neo is the best device for AI work a year ago i would’ve said most people should just get an ipad with a keyboards. that and an iphone is enough but now you really need a laptop so you can use claude code and codex, or you’re missing out for $700 you get a great, secure laptop that has literally everything you’ll ever need. it’s a complete package. you need to be a complete idiot to buy a mac mini when this exists

top countertrader 1: sellers are exausted top countertrader 2: why i'm now cyclically bullish crypto top countertrader 3: STRC will make BTC go to $200K

@gothburz banger

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.

@Anutar0 what happends on march 18

TODAY IS 18TH MARCH

$BTC unable to surpass $75K despite US equity holding well. STRC below par entire time. There is only one show in town and its Saylor's ponzi so in the absence of prevailing buying bias expect a bit of retracement from here.

@theapess i thought it was myspace, turns out it was ICQ

Thought i bought facebook, turns out is myspace

Declaring victory and going home without securing the strait is just surrendering and trying to con people into thinking you won, which while on brand has geopolitical implications

@AviFelman wow 1 month in PR and already learning how to scam from the best ruggers in town

you know what's better than a club sandwich? a Garret Jin sandwich.

@CryptoZer0_ we should so CT marks the bottom and it would go uponly from here

Can Hyperliquid list Dubai Real Estate perps?

@sayinshallah Time to change your handle to Jewz

Started buying my groceries from a kosher store because they probably put all sort of weird chemicals at regular grocery stores and all my anxiety/brain fog has disappeared in a month

$HYPE Bearish :Arthur Hayes the clown said $hype is going to $150 but he is effectively ready to dump on you at $40 Bullish: HIP-4 maybe 10% priced until it gets any meaningful traction

market getting a little too ahead with Trump given the false perception that the war has been won

@0xMummy damn fellow pudgy quant copying me? i'm e-tier tho

and using @onchainquant 's wallet to make sure things are compatible outside of my stuff cause he's a good trader

Have been building a full service dashboard with all the trading tools I like. - Portfolio/exchange aggregator - Backtest machine + strategy builder - Trained agents to write up research reports - File/link deposit that spawns agents to look into things - Pair trading position monitor

@OuroborosCap8 How much it costs for retail

Met a client today holding $5M on a Ledger, handing it off to a friend to manually execute transfers. I don't care its your Mum, Dad, Wife, Brother or Dog, "trust" isn't a security protocol. We quickly got him set up with a Fordefi MPC wallet - so whoever he trusts can initiate transactions while he approves. At the same time, with MPC tech he can delegate yield generation to us. He wants highly safe instant liquidity wherever his funds are deployed. Yields aren't gonna be high with those (3-4%) but still its $150-200K on $5mn. Its 2026, if you have at least $2mn and not doing DeFi yourself, speak to us. Let us help you.

@meowrcury69 I don't remember. It is bad?

@onchainquant Chad 🫡 What’s the big win on 26 feb?

Decent February trading month on Aster. Its such a shitty platform but i feel its my civic duty to make more CZ donations so he can go on more snowboarding trips around the world while trying to liquidate me on 02/10

@NickPlaysCrypto @AskVenice Its interesting because i just setup my clawd and its recommending me to buy $VVV and $Diem for inference

I have 56 $DIEM staked on @AskVenice 1 $DIEM staked gives you $1 worth of AI inference usage per day. 56x30=$1680 worth of AI inference per month. I do not pay a cent. I can use claude opus 4.6 all day with this. The underlying asset continues to go up. I invested under 10k My openclaw agent automations all run off this.