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@fatethanwinters @4skip0 Gooning

@4skip0 Genuinely what could the original context even be

it’s 6 am and i’m craving chewing on a purple mattress

@blastradiusplus @SAMOYEDCORE LMFAOOOOOOOO

happy 20 year anniversary to this aol search log

@GrossoNicolas Liar.

IBA CAMINANDO Y COMO ME ESTABA MEANDO ME METI EN EL BAÑO DE UN LOCAL DE CERVEZAS Y APENAS ENTRO ME ENCUENTRO A UN AUSTRALIANO MEANDO EN LA BACHA DEL BAÑO Y ME DICE "TAKE A PICTURE" Y LE SAQUE ESTA FOTO Y DESPUES ME DICE "TU NO ERES GEI VERDAD?" Y LE DIJE "SÍ" Y SE FUE ENOJADO ?¿?

@Asid_Howz @carkork @superTV247 We all fuckin hate Israel

@carkork @superTV247 You are a Low iQ bottom feeding parrot, brainwashed washed and braindead. Well done.. 🥴 Meanwhile here's what you support... hamasvideo.com

That simply cannot be the way #Eurovision plays out every year. It can’t carry on like this and I hope the broadcasters and artists speak up even more. If there’s as much fall out now as there was after last years final, the EBU should have no choice but to do something about it.

@dresserman Going… going… gone (literally)!

This week's "merchandising excellence > stack of the week" goes to Asda, with this marvellous warehouse / top stock emptying exercise.

@thundergunn7 Your trousers are too short; you need to purchase a pair with a longer leg length.

At work work or at home?

@Snassni1 @crosstown_line They’re typically Chinese-made (Yutong brand)

@crosstown_line Are the busses made in Europe? They don't look like the typical american ones.

ah yes the gateway to the wealthiest city on earth

@AnnieEaves @AvaSantina @RyanBlairz1 Brain dead are ya, Annie?

@AvaSantina @RyanBlairz1 Then just say that then. Make it clear. Tell the public the news in terms the public will understand.

First one in… Josh Simons sent an email in Jan ‘24 to a redacted address saying "I f****g hate Jeremy Corbyn

@wesstreeting You’re a fucking rat.

@DarkAgeBriton @missm_teachess How many times am I gonna have to read this recycled tweet?

@missm_teachess It’s for redactions. In America they call it the Epstein highlighter.

Waittttttt there is now a black highlighter…… my 16 year old self would have been screaming!!! Confused as to how on earth it wouldn’t even work but still……..

@gilescoren @GreggsOfficial Nepo baby of the highest order complaining he didn’t get his way? Classic.

Bought a sausage roll at @greggsofficial in an Esso service station on Sunday and the lady refused to give me ketchup! She had a big bottle right there but said “my manager says it’s only for breakfasts.” It was 1030am - it WAS my breakfast. Weird policy. thetimes.com/article/dc1835…

@jarod_bake85658 @KateWilton1 If you think Starmer is far-left, you need your eyes testing. And it’s “stoked”, by the way.

@KateWilton1 he pretended to not be far left prior to election, he has stocked division and hate with his constant far right rantings, labelling it to anyone who does not agree with him. he lied on manifesto, he is soulless and has not vision. he relies on international law, hes afool

Starmer is far from perfect, he’s not a natural communicator, his communications team is terrible, he’s made some strange and disastrous appointment ie Mandelson. But someone explain to me how he’s a terrible PM. He’s serious, statesmanlike, gets on with the job well.

@Montygoo75 @absolutelyamyyy Hey girl, you’re schizophrenic

@absolutelyamyyy Apparently something to do with aircraft fuel additives, increased air traffic emissions and general urban pollution trapped under a humidity layer caused by a stagnant jet stream. Good news is, fines are coming in for aircraft pollution in July this year.

Why is it almost the middle of May and we are still needing the heating on/having to light the fire???? 🥶

@CatherineWest1 Who the fuck do you think you are? Despicable.

and may even continue in an international role in the future but for now I know I speak for more Labour people than just myself in wanting him to step aside as our Leader.

Across the country yesterday, so many hard working Labour Councillors lost their seats through no fault of their own. I want to thank them for their service and dedication. 🧵

@WillPeter19 @cronenburgerz You brain dead or something? It was quite clear what the fucking story was about.

Weirdest movie I've ever seen. Not bad, but really difficult to grasp. Still don't think I fully understand what the hell it was about. Great acting, though.

@5By5Creativity @brit_abroad_ You seem retarded.

@brit_abroad_ Fat-shaming and denying the dignity of personal choice to someone in deep poverty and without shelter, who has no idea you’re doing that publicly and behind their back. You seem nice.

Earlier, in Brighton, I walked past a 'robust' homeless person sat outside a charity shop. A passerby, holding a bag of fresh cookies, says: "I've not got much on me, but would you like a couple of cookies?" The homeless person replies: "No, thanks, I don't eat processed sugars."

@derzlandparody @hindleanna @prestonlabour “They was”? Get back to school, you cretin.

@hindleanna @prestonlabour sounds like Johnathan should have left liebor the moment he realised they was destroying what was left to save. next time you see him ask him why he put his liebor next to his name? if he doesn't say sorry.. why should be feel sorry for him, he made his bed sleep in it.

So sad for Jonathan he has worked tirelessly in Ribbleton for 40 years to be replaced by a Reform candidate who couldn’t even be bothered to turn up and no one has seen him in the Ward. It’s soul destroying 🥲 @prestonlabour

@DaveDurbin07 @Codyjayartistry @sapphicnightowl You’re fucking brain dead

@Codyjayartistry @sapphicnightowl Spitting ain't enough. You gotta rinse that shit out. Fluoride is not good for you. Rinse that shit out.

@OyasumiBastet @yixi1367 @arisbabyd0ll @thunderwarningg No, they aren’t.

@yixi1367 @arisbabyd0ll @thunderwarningg Thats because they're lying :')

british oomfs is reform like the evil party?

@coryunbroken @arisbabyd0ll @thunderwarningg You’re 12, you can’t do anything.

@arisbabyd0ll @thunderwarningg im a leftist and i want less LGBT laws. those degenerates! they are yuck and pedophiles