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@monsterhunter45 Twitter is like watching the world burn live; Facebook is like watching it later on DVR.

@monsterhunter45 Swalwell’s main utility for the D’s was to make Newsom look likable and trustworthy by comparison.

Yes, I know all this dirt democrats are dumping on Eric Swalwell now is just because he’s become inconvenient to them, but I’m still gonna enjoy seeing this unctuous shit weasel go down anyway.

@RedState “Expert” 🤣 Probably prepped for this statement by watching the Red Dawn remake.

Expert: Beijing May Eye U.S. Homeland if America Continues Iran Fight redstate.com/wardclark/2026…

@JamesAlfre49232 @RobCotter21 @RealJamesWoods Example 19,479,207

Our friends, the Brits, went from relinquishing their right to bear arms in 1997 to standing on the edge of the Islamist abyss today. Our Second Amendment is not about the right to go duck hunting, folks. It’s about keeping power in the hands of The People.

@TwitchyTeam Israel Derangement Syndrome

Scumbags Cheering AGAINST America Because 'MUH ISRAEL' Melt Down Over Erika Kirk's Pro-Military Post twitchy.com/samj/2026/04/0…

@wil_da_beast630 @TheRabbitHole Never have so few said so much while saying so little.

But says rather less.

@DefiantLs Less visibility, please.

This is Rachel Crandall-Crocker or the creator of Transgender Day of Visibility...

@Timcast Who made the filing?

Bullet In KIRK ASSASSINATION Does NOT MATCH Says Court Filing x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@zerohedge “Erupt”. Lol

Nationwide 'No Kings' Rallies Erupt Nationwide zerohedge.com/political/nati…

@SpevV2 @CherryBomb_Kiko

@CherryBomb_Kiko Israelis had riots to defend the right to rape prisoners to death, committed genocide, and we are in lock step slaughtering Iranian children for Israel, yeah fuck the west.

You can imprison/execute communists, refuse women any kind of rights, take advantage of impoverished kids by forcing them into the military or marrying them and tankies will still find the time to defend you because you don't like the west.

@ChrisPsuc @MichaelARothman There’s no arguing with someone who’s ideologically invested in not understanding.

@MichaelARothman So what they did 45 years ago is justification. Good god

𝗩𝗗𝗛: "𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗨𝗣 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: 𝗜 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗬 𝗜𝗦𝗥𝗔𝗘𝗟, 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗡 𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗔" Victor Davis Hanson has been studying war and its causes his entire professional life. When he lays out a case like this, it deserves to be heard in full. Democrats have been repeating one phrase since Operation Epic Fury began: there was no "apparent threat." No apparent threat that justified military action. No apparent threat that warranted the strikes. VDH decided to test that phrase against 47 years of history. 241 Marine peacekeepers blown up in Beirut. The U.S. Embassy in Beirut destroyed. The U.S. embassies in Tanzania and Kenya bombed. Iranian operatives linked to the attack on the USS Cole. Shaped charges that k!lled 600 to 2,000 American soldiers in Iraq. October 7th — green-lighted by Tehran as part of their "ring of fire" strategy. Assassination plots against Donald Trump, Mike Pompeo, John Bolton, Ambassador Hook. After every single one of them — no apparent threat. VDH's analogy is the one that lands hardest. What if a U.S. Navy plane had spotted the Japanese fleet on December 4th, 1941 — one day before Pearl Harbor? The fleet was sailing under radio silence. It hadn't fired a shot. Someone says: there's no apparent threat. We can't take them out based on what we think they might do. And then on December 7th, 2,403 Americans are d∗ad. That is exactly the logic Democrats were demanding Trump apply to Iran. A regime that had spent 47 years telling the world exactly what it intended to do — fund terror networks, seize control of the Strait of Hormuz, intimidate the Gulf states that supply 45% of the world's oil, and build missiles that can now reach every major European capital — was somehow not an apparent threat. Then Iran fired an intermediate-range ballistic missile at Diego Garcia — 4,000 miles away — proving the foreign minister had lied about their missile range cap. And still: no apparent threat. VDH's closing summary is one of the clearest things I've posted about this war: 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘺 𝘐𝘴𝘳𝘢𝘦𝘭. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘞𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘌𝘶𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘦. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘨𝘰 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘐 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵. They walk like a duck. They talk like a duck. They are a duck. 𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝟰𝟳 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗵𝘀 𝘁𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝘂𝘀 𝗲𝘅𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱. 𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝗻𝗼 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁. 𝗛𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗵.

@TheMossadIL This level of stupidity is why it’s so hard to take the tiny (foil) hat people seriously.

Whenever you're feeling stupid, just remember that this was posted unironically about the Warsaw Ghetto.

If X existed in 1941: "Why do Jews get their own ghetto in Warsaw? What are they hiding?"

@Nero Panda Express, but only because I’m allowed to quit.

Black slave and it’s not close

@RealJamesWoods I’ve never wished anyone dead, but I’ve read many obituaries with great satisfaction.

Genuinely curious about your opinion of Robert Mueller.

@Timcast Is the Islamic Republic the same as Iran?

Does Iran have the right to exist?

@caldodge @monsterhunter45

@monsterhunter45 Farming is hard. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly hard it is. I mean, you may think it's tiring to weed the garden, but that's just peanuts to farming.

Yeah, I know this is engagement bait bullshit from a European with no clue, but I see this kinda RETURN TO FARM post on X all the time, and it's always some idylic dreamscape of rural niceness, which makes it really fucking obvious to all of us who come from farming backgrounds that these people have zero fucking clue, and would probably end up wrapped around an auger on their first day. News flash. Farming is HARD. What these people are imagining is rural living on a big plot of land, where they've got income from something else, and maybe a couple of animals to keep down the grass and a little garden on the side. That's what I do now that I'm a rich guy. It's pretty awesome. I also know that if I had to make a living off this land I could probably do it (because unlike these weenies, I know how) but I don't want to, because it would absolutely fucking suck. Because in reality making a living off being a farmer is brutal. It's nonstop backbreaking labor where everything that can go wrong, will. And it will go wrong at absolutely the worst possible time. (especially if cows are involved!) Modern squishy internet people do not even sorta comprehend how hard farming is. I worked on dairy farms. I can't speak for the dirt farmers but I'm sure they've got their own set of wacky nonsense they get to put up with. It is LONG hours. I once did a stint opening up a new dairy where I worked 72 hours straight, with a couple of thirty minute naps in a truck or on the barn floor snuck in. There's nothing quite as fun as dealing with fifteen hundred pound animals and dangerous heavy equipment when you're so tired you're starting to see things that aren't there. Oh, and you'd better get real comfortable with blood, shit, piss, and death. Dealing with lots of farm animals is not for the squeamish. They're going to get sick, get injured, get stuck in infuriating and mysterious ways, and die stupidly on you. Every kind of livestock has got its peculiar way of being a pain in the ass. Cows are loveable, curious, stupid, and sometimes homicidal. I've been kicked, trampled, hooked, and smashed into/through fences. These sheltered idiot city people say crap like "go buy a farm" having zero comprehension of how much good farmland costs, or the insane costs of equipment, or livestock involved. If they saw what a good tractor cost they'd shit themselves. "Buy land"... Have you priced land? Oh, you can still buy cheap land, but it's usually cheap for a reason. As in you can't farm it, or it doesn't have water, or it's a nightmare hellscape of windy death. So farming is expensive to get into, hard to make a profit at, and insanely difficult the entire time. Oh yeah, and just when you think you've got it figured out, the government will absolutely fuck with you, because it's also super regulated. Yay. "skip the degree"... Lady, I got into college on an ag scholarship, and started out as an ag science major. Successful farmers are educated because this shit is complicated. (I then changed majors and got an accounting degree so I wouldn't have to pull calves at 3:00 AM, a decision which I have not regretted) These fuckers think farming is just strolling around in a sun dress picking wild flowers or some shit. Oh hell no. Farmers farm because they want to, and the juice is worth the squeeze for them.

@dontaripoefan2 @chadoww @TheBabylonBee “Coping”. Lol. Just treating you with the exact level of respect I give flat earthers. Which is honestly more than you deserve.

@onebigchaz @chadoww @TheBabylonBee Hilarious coping going on

Republicans Warn Passing Voter ID Law Could Ruin Plan To Hand Congress To Democrats In November buff.ly/bKP8WCe

@dontaripoefan2 @chadoww @TheBabylonBee tHiS sTuFf dOeSn’T wUrk nE mOrE. Y’all wear tiny hats too; yours are just made out of aluminum foil.

@onebigchaz @chadoww @TheBabylonBee This stuff doesn't work anymore. Israel has entire control of every aspect of our nation. Americans are dying for Israel as we speak. You can't just write it off as schizo ramblings about "da Jews"

@DefiantLs Ah, yes, the first country everyone thinks of when asking “who has the moral authority to condemn violence between other nations?”

Russia: "We call on the United States and Israel to stop this aggression and return to the negotiating table."