Steve 🇪🇺 🕷️🚵🧗‍♂️

@ElliotHammerSR Sit down. The grown ups are back.

Build ‘nightingale prisons’ ! Don’t release criminality to the streets!

@ElliotHammerSR Congratulations. This might be the most stupid thing you’ve ever said. And I’ll level with you - I didn’t think you’d left yourself much room to grow.

@guzzicraig Yup, the ecoboost 🫣 YouTube is your friend.

@_elkue 🤓😂😂😂😂 a wheelie bin, welcome to the 90s in the UK

“Welcome to our trash revolution.” Mayor Adams introduces the new bin that buildings with 1-9 units will be required to use instead of loose bags of garbage

@RoadworkUK I cannot in any guise understand doing this. But a F ING Model S plaid or whatever they are called.

Like going to a Pantera concert wearing noise-cancelling headphones so you can listen to Coldplay during the performance.

@elecclassiccars Utter sacrilege

Teslarossa No.3 rolls out of the workshop under the power of electrons for the first time. MOT and test driving next week, our favourite part of the build. 😎⚡️👌 #ferrari #testarossa #ferraritestarossa

Keep seeing James Timpson, Minister for Prisons and probation, described as "a guy that cuts keys"... No, a man that has been chair of the Prison Reform society for nearly decade, actively works in the arena to reduce recidivism, & employs 40% of his workforce as ex offenders🧵

@Teslaconomics Christ the road to our house is worse than this 😂🤡

People laugh at me, till they find out what my Cybertruck can really do

And just like that… The Daily Mail became a supporter and enabler of economic migrants.

NSF family - we need you! We’re still easily the 🇬🇧 ‘s top rated cycling podcast (if only they knew). But the ⚽️ ists dropping us a bit with their, I don’t know, popularity? Please launch 🚀 a totally unpaid PR offensive on our behalf. Cheers etc

@imranmahmood777 Tell me you gave it anyway ❤️🙏 A powerful statement

Covent Garden today. We often pass homeless people on our walk. We had 2 - £10 notes to give (our daughters wanted to give their Eid money). We gave the first on Strand. The 2nd person we stopped for to get out the money. And he shouted out “Fucking Pakis. Shouldn’t even be here”

I've written Mark Cavendish off at least three times in the last eight years, and every time, he's proven me and all of the other doubters wrong. His first Tour stage victory was 16 years ago. SIXTEEN YEARS! Lenny Martinez was 4 years old when Cav won his first Tour stage. The longevity is incredible, but so too is the will to win, the NEED to win. Whatever had happened over these 3 weeks, he could retire a happy man, but I'm beyond delighted that he's just put the icing on his own cake. Congratulations, Mark Cavendish. #TDF2024

A new day in Westminster has dawned...

We have recalled Agent Truss from the field, her work is complete.

Every part of Derbyshire is now Labour 🌹 Getting ready to talk about it on @BBCDerby in a few minutes

don't worry @RishiSunak we've got a seat for you

Can we all make sure the fact that the Greens did EXACTLY as well as Reform with a *fraction* of Reform’s money and airtime does not go unnoticed, even if the news media furiously ignores it?

Keir Starmer isn’t the first barrister PM but he is certainly the first in modern times to have had a truly stellar career before going into politics. He’s also someone who in 15 years at the Bar, practising in similar areas and after 6 years at the chambers he was a founding member of, I have never heard a bad word about. He is hugely respected. In my own interactions with him he has always been impressive. He could be a formidable PM. I am hopeful, but there is a lot to fix! Best of luck to him, all the many new MPs, and the new government

Updated list of "notable" Tory party losses. (Ministers, ex-ministers and people we're familiar with for one reason or another.) Liz Truss Jonathan Gullis Michael Fabricant Grant Shapps Gillian Keegan Brendan Clarke-Smith Penny Mordaunt Johnny Mercer Therese Coffey Mark Spencer Lucy Frazer (Culture Sec) Michelle Donelan (Sec of State for Science) Jacob Rees-Mogg Tobias Ellwood Simon Hart (Chief Whip) Ben Bradley David TC Davies Andrea Jenkyns Theresa Villiers Victoria Prentis Connor Burns Alex Chalk Douglas Ross Bim Afolami Bill Wiggin Miriam Cates Peter Bottomley (Father of the House) Mark Harper Mark Jenkinson Robert Buckland Will Tanner (Deputy Chief of Staff to Rishi Sunak) Maria Caulfield