Captain Asshat

@Johnsmemes Had it twice. Month of doxycycline fixed it both times. Be happy you got the bulls eye so you know since some don’t. Mine was about 8” across. It can be bad when it festers long term. Good luck to you.

Currently sitting in the ER. General body pain, tingling of limbs, extreme tiredness, dizzy and chest pains. Even though I am on antibiotics, I might still be getting lyme disease. I will keep y'all informed 🙏

@JeffBoChicago @UziCryptoo a net lease. All are always passed on through yearly lease escalations. If landlords will leave spaces empty so their valuations stay high and the can refi or write off. Which one of us doesn’t understand real estate taxes?

@JeffBoChicago @UziCryptoo CRE tax = Additional revenue for all of the above. Either payed by landlords through a full gross lease, modified gross lease passed through to tenants based on their proportionate share of square footage of the building they occupy, or paid directly by tenants through …

You can't tax rich people on unrealized gains from stocks because "it's not real money until it's sold." So explain to me why my property taxes keep going up based on the unrealized value of my house? I didn't sell it. I didn't cash out. I didn't make a profit. But somehow I'm paying taxes on paper gains every single year. Interesting how "unrealized gains" only become a problem when wealthy folks are involved.

@JeffBoChicago @UziCryptoo CRE tax = Additional revenue for all of the above. Either payed by landlords through a full gross lease, modified gross lease passed through to tenants based on their proportionate share of square footage of the building they occupy, or paid directly by tenants through …

@JeffBoChicago @UziCryptoo a net lease. All are always passed on through yearly lease escalations. If landlords will leave spaces empty so their valuations stay high and the can refi or write off. Which one of us doesn’t understand real estate taxes?

@JeffBoChicago @UziCryptoo Which ones? General, school, village, or commercial? The ones you can grieve or ones you can’t. Assessed value or effective tax rate? How do you think they work? Landlords magically absorb them, or pass them on to their tenants through rent increases or net leases? Enlighten me.

@onemoreasshat @UziCryptoo You sure don’t seem to understand how real estate taxes work.

@BernieSanders No, they need a centrist agenda

Being anti-Trump is not good enough. Democrats need a progressive agenda.

@saniyafatma1278 Guy is right. I’ve done it. Price, well that depends on area.

I'm losing my mind. I called a handyman to fix this one small hole. He had the nerve to quote me $600! For what?! A $20 patch kit from Home Depot? He's trying to tell me he has to 'cut a new square,' 're-tape the seams,' and 'paint the entire wall' to blend it. What a joke! Does he really think I'm that dumb?! He's just trying to scam me into paying for a full day's work for a 30-minute job.

@EmilySm43 Neither

AOC has beauty and brains, True or false?

@Oscarrjavier95 Good ones (not those) unquestionably sound better. Try a pair of custom ultimate ears with a decent preamp and tell me otherwise.

Pregunta sería: ¿Todavía hay gente que utiliza auriculares con cable? Pero por qué? 🤔👀

@AntiWokeMemes I believe it’s called defrocking?

“We are all Muslims” What's your response to her sign?

@GrowSmarter_x You know, the thing..

Can you name one ?

@itsrosesm I never agree with him and I don’t think his “math is mathin’”.

Do you agree with Bernie?

@EmilySm43 Cannon fodder for the right

The left call this the Dream Team, what do you call this?

@MbarkCherguia Leave them. Inform them the glue they’re using is likely a petroleum product. Maybe they get hit, maybe they don’t.

What sould happen to climate activists who glue their hand to the road?

@JeffBoChicago @UziCryptoo Yeah, I’ll sell the house I grew up in and owned for 46 years to rent because fuckers like you say so and vote for other fuckers who say so… As a commercial landlord and CRE broker I’m well aware of how the taxes work.

@onemoreasshat @UziCryptoo Sell your house and rent. Then you won’t pay any taxes.

@SonRanto I found Colbert hilarious when he was a parody of O’Reilly. We don’t need things like the vax dance from these guys. They need to stick to their job. Being funny.

Trump not only put Colbert out of work. He put the crew, the band, the costume and makeup, the security, the writers, the accounting and hr staff, and the lives of everyone who depended on that income to feed their families out of work. Trump is a weak minded, petty, and feeble destroyer.

@SonRanto Pretty sure it was the crappy comedy and the $40-50mm per loss on the show. Not the orange man

@JeffBoChicago @UziCryptoo So I pay WAY more taxes with one child who doesn’t even attend public school than my friend who has four that do. Or, the two bedroom in town that houses ten undocumented kids. Sounds “fair”, right? The budget never goes down and the PE teacher makes over 200k. GTFOH.

@UziCryptoo Property taxes are to pay for city services like Police and Fire. The more the home is estimated to be worth, the more you contribute to city services. Totally different than taking income tax on u realized gains.