Online Swears Guy

@KLobstar Sweet coraline BUM BUM BUM good times nvr seemed so goooood

thinking about abandoning my normie lifestyle to become a "scooter bro" and possibly alienate my family by refusing to accept any other form of transportation ever

No homo but i think im gay

@jannstan Happy 2 help

Holy shit. I have some of the best people in my life. I feel very loved, thank you everyone.

@david8hughes On there way to spray ur mum

Helicopter pilots are so badass.

@LeonLush not gonna lie u had me in the first half

Just finished a tutorial on how to properly crop photos but I’m still learning

@sug_knight when u try out 4 it dum dum

My favorite part of endgame is when thanos pulls his peepee out and says 50 LIKES AND ILL SUCK IT MYSELF

Is it too late 2 throw JEBs name into the 2020 election?? Make America Eh Again

i am the months of jan feb march april may june july august sept oct nov december combined

Back 4 a limited time only while supplies last check your local listings what time will u be arriving thnk u siri

becoming so irony poisoned that i just become a very normal guy, i say bacon is epic and send Dog Rates tweets to my friends, and I do this in character until I die surrounded by loved ones like a loser

@KLobstar U L T A I S I S: beauty and makeup isis

“It’s not about how much we lost, it’s about how much we have left.” Tickets are now available for Marvel Studios’ #AvengersEndgame, in theaters April 26: Fandango.com/AvengersEndgame

Pete smashes 250,000+ OMGG! Thank you to all! My goals are higher, much higher. 1M is my goal and I will not rest until we climb that mountain together! Pewdy needs some company at the top of Everest and we shall climb there to join him!

⚠️ ATTENTION @Ninja ⚠️ We did what you asked for, now it's time for you to get that VICTORY ROYALE with @VoiceoverPete

the Internet has ruined me in the sense that if a boy were to tell me he liked me I would probably just respond with “weird flex but ok” or “this ain’t it chief”

I just published “Fortnite: A Lesson Learned” medium.com/p/fortnite-a-l…