Jaco Bruwer

@got_tuck @k9_reaper You had me at boobs. You had me at boobs.

1. That finger on the trigger will eventually bite him. 2. Those universal nylon holsters are trash. 3. Ears… will have a nice ring all day 4. Eyes… because without them, you can’t see boobs. 5. That back stop has more rocks and stones than the R59 / N3 after a protest! Splatter is guaranteed.

This image was posted by a famous training group based in South Africa.. I won't mention names but I'm sure some of you will figure it out - if you have Instagram. Tell me.. what is wrong with this image?

A 22 yr old model, Sherri Vandersloot, has had a nose job so her future children will inherit her new nose rather than the one she was born with 🤨 “I don’t want my kids to grow up being teased like I was for my ugly nose. I want to pass down a more natural-looking nose to them.” We’re actually cooked.

@adrianviewpoint @BoomerDivvies For a 20 year old. It is smart. Don't hate, rather question those who take the lump sum and waste it all

@BoomerDivvies I would take it all and invest it. A portfolio with a 4% dividend returns 3,334$ a month in the first year and experiences compounding annual growth. Her 1,000$ won’t increase over time. Worst decision IMO.

An 20-year-old Canadian girl won $1M (tax free in Canada) in the lottery and chose $1,000/week instead of the lump sum. Is this wise or the worst financial decision of her life? What are you doing when this happens to you??

@BoomerDivvies Smart

@JoeCassandra Actually, for most of us, traveling abroad is an immense luxury. I am happy for you it is not, but I truly enjoy every second, traveling through Europe or the Mediterranean.

Traveling is not an accomplishment Any boob can get on a plane and rent an Airbnb. No one wants to hear about your pasta tour in Italy. Yes, I've traveled to dozens of places and lived abroad. In the end,the best memories come from your time with your wife and kids doing normal stuff like going to their Little league games.

@dracosrevenge Most properties are priced for foreign budgets. It is turning into the same pattern as NY, London etc. the safe spot for tourists, but unfordable for locals. Suburbs is a bit better, cost wise.

i’m in Cape Town having dinner at this nice restaurant and i’m the only black person here, possibly the youngest but thats not the crazy part everyone else is not from South Africa, not even Africa Cape Town is so far gone

@MurrayHillGuy1 He could learn a move or two.

Friend is in an absolute pickle rn… He’s been on like 7+ dates with this girl, really likes her, everything’s going great. Then last night for whatever reason (never ask this question) he asked her body count. 70+. Now he wants to end it immediately. She’s 27, he’s 30. Is this valid or is he being soft?

@mkobach They will enter the work force and then need a coping mechanism.

This might be an unpopular opinion, but I think this is bad, right?

@ApollosMission Helldivers, Phasmophobia, etc. You can play games that is not the current meta.

Call of Duty is dead. Arc Raiders is dead. Fortnite is dead. Battlefield is dead. GTA is still not out. What is anyone even playing anymore these days?

@enigmatic_notes Layout 2, optimise cupboards usage.

Psychological Test Which layout are you choosing, I will tell you your personality?

@CyrilRamaphosa Do us all a favour and don't pocket it. Yours sincerely, The People

Just over a month ago, we held the 6th South Africa Investment Conference, where we secured a record $54 billion (R890 billion) in pledges.   This has encouraged us to set a new investment goal of R3 trillion – or $180 billion – over the next 5 years.   x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@iamaylah_ Horrible civil engineering

If you're right-brained, you'll see a rabbit. If you're left-brained, you'll see a dolphin . What do you see?

@0UTR0EG0 11

How many colors do you see???? i see 4

@vigilantersa @kybaskerville @SpaceX Anywhere close to Sutherland is a no go, for the observatory. Maybe Upington? Hot, but lots of clear skies. Some army testing grounds there as well, might fit the rhyme scheme.

@kybaskerville @SpaceX Like....

Where's the best place for a @SpaceX launch facility in South Africa?

@vigilantersa @Tesla @elonmusk It would be a great way of expanding my knowledge set and the work vigor in their way of work.

South Africans, would you work for @Tesla if @elonmusk started production here?

@ThapeloBanda2 @I_am_Munaa Cape Town has gone from cool, but expensive to kinda cool, but unaffordable.

In South Africa, you need a decent R40k salary a month to live comfortably.

Meanwhile

@DALiii_Danger They are seeking a blocked artery, related death.

I’m going to need Americans to slowdown on the butter

@RobertXantpo @enigmatic_notes I lol'd

@enigmatic_notes He’s so vein. He probably thinks this post is about him doesn’t he?

My brother's veins are always like this, does anyone know what is the reason?

@Globalstats11 Fake stats map

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