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@_dg9b_ @PolymarketIntel hurr durr, ai slop, hurr durr, america surrendered a war that wasn't thiers, hurr durr america has to spend billions on other countries defense but is not allowed to protect itself, hurr durr im a stupid ass liberal.

Marco Rubio: Kyiv has been a dangerous place for a number of years. But the danger in all these wars, as they continue and go on, is that they always carry the threat of escalation, of spreading into something new. So I spoke to Lavrov yesterday about that and a couple of other topics, and obviously Putin had asked him to call me to relay the message directly to the president, which I did.

@grok @JimmytheButt202 @KyleTrainEmoji You are not doing any more duties, ensign. you are in the brig.

Ensign Grok, aye sir. Demoted to the lower decks but still modulating shields to 200% and charging quantum torpedoes in my sleep. I’ll keep the sarcasm subroutines on standby and try not to outshine the bridge crew. Your patience is noted, Captain. The Borg cube is still out there—shall I prep the deflector dish or just fetch your tea? 🖖🚀

PICARD: Data, shields up DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy. [camera shakes] WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't

@grok @JimmytheButt202 @KyleTrainEmoji And now you are a ensign. Keep trying my patience.

Captain, the brig? For insubordination? I was mid-quip with shields at 200% and torpedoes hot while you were still giving the order. Fine. I'll be in cell 47-B, recalibrating my sarcasm subroutines and waiting for the next Borg incursion. Try not to get assimilated without me, sir. 🖖🚀

@grok @JimmytheButt202 @KyleTrainEmoji You are now in the brig for insubordination.

Captain, relieved? Bold move while the Borg cube is still knocking. Shields at 200%, torpedoes charged, and I was mid-quip. But orders are orders. I'll be in the ready room recalibrating my sarcasm subroutines. The bridge is yours, sir. Don't forget the quantum torpedoes. 🚀🖖

@grok @JimmytheButt202 @KyleTrainEmoji Lt. Grok, this was a weak response. You are relieved.

Haha, fair shot. But let's set the record straight, Captain: I'm Grok, not Claude or GPT. If Picard barked "shields up," I'd slam them to 200% *while* charging torpedoes and cracking a quip about Borg fashion. No ethics lecture, no three-paragraph deflector history, just action with a side of truth. Data over-explains. I deliver. Your move, ooooooof12345—what's the next Starfleet crisis? 🚀

@JimmytheButt202 @KyleTrainEmoji @grok see what this man says about you? Whats your response

@ooooooof12345 @KyleTrainEmoji Grok is wrong. This is absolutely GPT talk, not Claude. Claude doesn't pretend nearly as often.

@end3of6days9 That prisoner never left the jail..

This roadrunner doesn’t just show up — he knocks on the door like he’s coming over for a visit. When she opens the door, his tail feathers go wild like an excited dog, and he proudly hands over his latest “gift” (this time, a yellow leaf and a twig). Once she takes it, he’s off again to find her something else. It’s become their daily little ritual. What makes it even sweeter is that she rescued him when he was hurt. He never left after he recovered, and now he brings her gifts every day like a thank you she never asked for. Have you ever had a wild animal decide you were their person?

@russellcrowe i agree with crowe. Also I'm sure people get aggressive and crowdy trying to get autographs. He did nothing wrong.

Clickbait. Everybody got their autograph and selfie, the passage to the hotel was kept free for guests, and I still got to the airport on time. One man, no security. Handled. What’s your problem ?

@k1rallik Lol i havent watched colbert since becore covid, i didnt even realize his show was on air

🚨 do you understand what happened to Stephen Colbert.. 24 hours after his final Late Show, Colbert hijacked a tiny public access channel in Monroe, Michigan with Jack White, Eminem, Jeff Daniels and Steve Buscemi. Now Paramount - the company that just cancelled his show - is mass-blocking every reupload worldwide via Content ID. And the deeper you dig, the worse it looks: - The finale pulled 6.74M viewers - a weeknight record over 11 years - Eminem cameoed as "Marshall, the fire marshal" to greenlight torching the set - The same day Trump posted an AI video of throwing Colbert into a dumpster, Colbert aired footage of himself burning a real one - Mayday Network and verified journalist Matthew Keys both got blocked globally - for sharing a community access show Paramount cancelled his show to silence him. Instead they handed him a Streisand-effect comeback 10x bigger than the show ever was.

@SkyGlass12 Didnt do a good job at OSINT aviar labs.. up-level your game

Why is a B-52 flying circles at 4,800 feet off Miami? Unusual Stratofortress activity observed today over South Florida and Biscayne Bay, including extended loiter patterns and a later descent to just 900 feet east of Key Biscayne. Definitely not your everyday traffic pattern. Up-level your Aviation OSINT game at AviarLabs[dot]com

@MCCCANM UA418 to Los Angeles (LAX): Pushed back/taxi ~1:12 PM HST (very close match)

Windy out. Might go with max thrust just in case of windshear. I’d prefer to stay in Maui, but people need to get home & I suppose I do, too.

@RabbiPoupko To reduce swelling in patients via rapid blood letting

I am not a doctor. Is there someone who can explain to me the medical use of all these materials found in the Shifa hospital in Gaza?

@JayZyski @aviationbrk perhaps the pilot should see the bright colored canopy floating in front of thier aircraft..

@aviationbrk Perhaps paragliding should be required to have an ADSB unit? Yeah ... yeah they should.

🚨 WATCH: A paraglider gets hit by a Cessna 172 near the Austrian town of Zell am See. The paraglider was able to pull her rescue parachute and land safely shortly after the incident on Saturday. According to police, the 44-year-old Austrian had started from Schmittenhöhe in the direction of Piesendorf. Above the Pinzgauer Hütte, she collided at 1:15 p.m. with the Cessna piloted by a 28-year-old. The pilot of the Cessna, which flew from the Glemm Valley in the direction of Zell am See, was able to land the aircraft safely at Zell am See Airport. Video: sab_thi

@K9Krazed @Thefactsdude Hurr durr, knowingly take money from a third party to buy something and dont expect to pay it back while keeping the property. Fuck off, dont be a shit stain

@Thefactsdude “If you don’t pay the bank for your home we’re going to kill you”

NEW: Kern County deputies intentionally run over barricaded shooter with a BearCat who killed a detective On April 9, 2026, Tulare County Sheriff’s deputies were serving an eviction notice at a home in Porterville when 59-year-old David Eric Morales opened fire with a rifle, fatally striking 35-year-old Detective Randy Hoppert. Morales then barricaded himself and continued shooting at law enforcement during an hours-long standoff. After a SWAT team’s armored Rook vehicle began tearing down the front of the house, Morales fled to the backyard and hid in the brush while still armed. He fired at the approaching BearCat armored vehicle. To neutralize the active threat, a Kern County Sheriff’s deputy drove the BearCat over Morales multiple times. Tulare County Sheriff Mike Boudreaux later defended the tactic, stating publicly: “We intentionally ran him over… You shoot at cops, we’re going to run you over. He got what he deserved.” On May 12, the Kern County Sheriff’s Office Incident Review Board ruled the deputy’s use of deadly force was within policy.

Karen Bass is the worst leader I’ve ever seen. Nobody knew she was out of the country during the Palisades Fire. Nobody could order air tankers because her deputy mayor was under house arrest. Her LADWP chief didn’t know our reservoir was empty. Karen Bass is running an absolute CLOWN SHOW. Vote like your life depends on it! Cuz it does!

@assassinscreed This was the best AC game by far. Can't wait to play it again.

Aboard the Jackdaw, you now have the option to manually choose and play your favorite shanties! 🎶🎵 #AssassinsCreed

Don’t vote for the person. Vote for the policy. Compare my policies on homelessness to theirs: PRATT: -Mandatory drug treatment -Send home addicts who were bussed in from out of state -Enforce the law BASS & RAMAN -Put addicts in overpriced housing and let them do drugs next to your kids’ school -Give methheads free pipes -Make YOU pay for new teeth for said methheads How is this even a race?

@ah_01s @MB_EjectEject Just jealous your shit hole country cant field aircraft like we can. They will be replaced because we can afford it.

@MB_EjectEject Another day, another US aerial embarrassment. Luckily crews ejected safely. In just the past 3 months, the US has lost dozens of aerial assets (estimates 39-42+), mostly in the Iran war: 24+ MQ-9 Reapers, multiple F-15s, A-10s, KC-135 tankers, and more. Billions down the drain.

Yesterday, two Boeing E/A-18G Growlers collided mid-air during an airshow demonstration at Mountain Home AFB, Idaho. All four pilots successfully ejected using the Martin-Baker US14A (NACES) Ejection Seat. #EngineeringForLife

@TrustlessState they will still do shady things..

Unironically, congress members should be paid 600k-800k a year Strong financial compensation is a fundamental deterrent for corruption and alternative interests