Dr Emmy

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

This is what it’s all about

Texting my friends on Monday like wyd this weekend

omw to get the worm early asf

Can't believe the USA hockey team didn't debate Trump about Iran and tariffs never watching this sport ever again

If I text you this before a night out just know I’m about to be a problem

Me at the open bar while they are exchanging their vows.

“I wasn’t born in the right era” Well I was. McDonald’s has an app and March madness exists

"This is all about our country. I love the USA. I love my teammates. I'm so proud to be an American today…. Just a ballsy, gutsy win...that's American hockey right there." Jack Hughes after scoring the game winning goal

Jack Hughes repeating how much he loves America and how proud he was to be an American after scoring the game winner while simultaneously missing 3 teeth was such a gorgeous display of patriotism

1980 Olympic Hockey - USA vs. USSR “Miracle on Ice”. The moment that made a nation believe in miracles.

The term fat as a house has changed my life

me to my cat when he starts scratching the furniture

“No Mahomes, it’s your time” Josh Allen, Burrow, Lamar, Herbert:

Me when the chipotle worker yells out to the cashier that I got double meat

Guy in front of me at the gas station bought super glue and cotton candy and I’m really mad about it

everyone romanticizing 2016 but not a single person mentioning that that was Clown Summer

how it feels to be a plus one

Just put a potato in the oven so I can have a potato in an hour or so. And you’d be wise to do the same