My 3y/o is the only girl at her small daycare. I was thrilled when she started talking about her new friend Piper and how much they loved to play. Every day for months: Piper this, Piper that.
Finally I asked the daycare lady about maybe scheduling a playdate.
Piper is a cat.
A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.
He’s a rapist, adulterer, 34-count convicted felon, insurrectionist who tried to overthrow the government he swore to protect, blasphemer who caged children and cheated his voters and the govt out of millions.
But it’s when you trend #TrumpIsWeird that #MAGA lose their minds.
HOW THE FUCK DID SOMEONE GET A GUN INSIDE THE TRUMP RALLY???
THEY TRIED TO KILL HIM!
DONALD TRUMP GOT SHOT IN THE EAR!!!
HIS FACE IS COVERED IN BLOOD!
PRAY THAT HE WASN’T SHOT IN OTHER PARTS OF HIS BODY!
THE LEGEND PUMPED HIS FIST AFTER GETTING SHOT IN THE EAR!
The first thing I do when my tomatoes get ripe is make a caprese salad. Then, I make a hundred more. Then, I remove the skin, puree, and freeze. I should take up canning.
@lhavenst@indystar I get that. I grew up in suburban Indianapolis (Carmel, pop. 25k when we arrived). @IndyStar was the second to publish my brilliant writing, after the Carmel Topics. What I’m saying is: Journalism’s job is to tell people the news. A former president’s trial is news.